Monday, September 8, 2008

Sollywood - Mets/Phils...The Last Time at Shea

Hello reader (s) – we decided to keep a running diary from tonight’s Mets-Phils game.  Enjoy (or try to anyway, especially the post-game stuff).

MightyDerf86 (4:59:13 PM): Hello asshole
MightyDerf86 (4:59:24 PM): “The Phils should win the first game for the good of the blog”
TarheelMike82 (4:59:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (4:59:29 PM): FUCK OFF, YES?
TarheelMike82 (4:59:43 PM): Well, that makes for a MUCH more entertaining chat here this evening
TarheelMike82 (4:59:49 PM): Oh absolutely asshole
MightyDerf86 (5:00:01 PM): it makes for a must win game for both teams
TarheelMike82 (5:00:32 PM): Speaking of assholes
MooseheadJack13 (5:00:43 PM): yeah Solly is here
MightyDerf86 (5:00:48 PM): shut it
MooseheadJack13 (5:01:17 PM): the Phillies got shut down by Jamie Fucking Moyer today
TarheelMike82 (5:01:32 PM): Didn’t Jamie Moyer have an ’86 Topps card?
MightyDerf86 (5:01:37 PM): so did the Mets, ace
TarheelMike82 (5:01:46 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (5:01:56 PM): hey how bout that
TarheelMike82 (5:02:02 PM): Moyer must’ve shut them down during pregame batting practice too
MooseheadJack13 (5:02:08 PM): he did
MooseheadJack13 (5:02:15 PM): complete game no hitter during batting practice
MightyDerf86 (5:02:24 PM): I see
TarheelMike82 (5:02:25 PM): “simulated game”
MooseheadJack13 (5:03:00 PM): Kerry Collins is still alive?
MooseheadJack13 (5:03:46 PM): ok shut the fuck up Berman, the baseball game is supposed to be on now
MightyDerf86 (5:03:58 PM): LET’S GO!
MightyDerf86 (5:04:27 PM): don’t worry Moose, they’ll recap this for 4 hours tomorrow
MooseheadJack13 (5:04:34 PM): yeah no shit
MooseheadJack13 (5:04:45 PM): cause we need THREE FUCKING HOURS of pre-game
MightyDerf86 (5:05:34 PM): you forgot THREE FUCKING HOURS of what will the Packers do without OMG FAVRE~!
TarheelMike82 (5:05:42 PM): That’s tomorrow
MooseheadJack13 (5:05:56 PM): and how now that Brady is out, its OMG THE NEW YORK BRETTS!
MooseheadJack13 (5:06:02 PM): tm Mikey
MooseheadJack13 (5:06:21 PM): jesus christ they talk like he fucking died
TarheelMike82 (5:07:01 PM): I know!  it’s hilariious
MightyDerf86 (5:07:09 PM): WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME???
TarheelMike82 (5:07:33 PM): The Mets have already forfeited
MooseheadJack13 (5:07:34 PM): clearly the NFL > important baseball
MooseheadJack13 (5:07:38 PM): I fucking hate you ESPN
MooseheadJack13 (5:07:54 PM): seriously, is it a fucking rain delay? They are milking this
MightyDerf86 (5:07:54 PM): FO, Y?
MooseheadJack13 (5:08:33 PM): oh hey thanks for tearing yourself away from sucking Brady’s cock long enought to get to baseball
MightyDerf86 (5:08:40 PM): 62-82 holy shit
TarheelMike82 (5:08:47 PM): But he’s got a “serious injury,” Moose
MooseheadJack13 (5:08:51 PM): losing record for Mikey’s former team
TarheelMike82 (5:08:58 PM): Who, what?
MooseheadJack13 (5:09:08 PM): 12-7 he is a cy young contender
MightyDerf86 (5:09:38 PM): 12-7 with 6 blown saves and another 4 where they scored 2 or less
MightyDerf86 (5:09:43 PM): or something
MooseheadJack13 (5:09:55 PM): thats all well and good
MooseheadJack13 (5:09:57 PM): he is 12-7
MooseheadJack13 (5:10:02 PM): he is not a cy young contender
MightyDerf86 (5:10:10 PM): it’s Lincecum anyway
MooseheadJack13 (5:10:22 PM): cause everyone knows that the record is what most people look at
MightyDerf86 (5:10:30 PM): it’s what you look at, meat
TarheelMike82 (5:10:46 PM): Biggest game of Santana’s Mets career thus far
MooseheadJack13 (5:10:46 PM): you look at meat
MightyDerf86 (5:10:50 PM): HAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (5:11:13 PM): did you see that? Church suffered a concussion there
MightyDerf86 (5:11:34 PM): Benoit Church?
MooseheadJack13 (5:11:49 PM): I told you, the Mets ordered him a case of bibles
MooseheadJack13 (5:11:55 PM): he is going to snap and kill the whole team
MooseheadJack13 (5:12:00 PM): and it will be great
MightyDerf86 (5:12:23 PM): he’s gonna hang himself from the Apple
MightyDerf86 (5:12:30 PM): 12 blown saves for LZ?
MooseheadJack13 (5:12:36 PM): did you hear that? He was blown after six games by the Mets
MooseheadJack13 (5:12:54 PM): Santana sucks
MooseheadJack13 (5:13:06 PM): MVP!
MightyDerf86 (5:13:07 PM): shit
TarheelMike82 (5:13:18 PM): ah, it begins
MightyDerf86 (5:13:33 PM): no Murph tonight?  what the fuck?
MooseheadJack13 (5:13:42 PM): Dale Murphy played today
TarheelMike82 (5:14:05 PM): He plays EVERY day
MooseheadJack13 (5:14:12 PM): he’s like 100
TarheelMike82 (5:14:20 PM): this guy here’s dead
MooseheadJack13 (5:14:21 PM): or just a few years younger than Moyer
MightyDerf86 (5:14:35 PM): “that still makes him the youngest on the Mets” blah blah blah
MightyDerf86 (5:14:39 PM): cross him OFF then
MooseheadJack13 (5:14:56 PM): Santana looks constipated
TarheelMike82 (5:15:15 PM): I thought Solly was full of shit, not Johan
MooseheadJack13 (5:15:20 PM): they both are
MightyDerf86 (5:15:21 PM): HEY-OOOO
MooseheadJack13 (5:15:30 PM): and if Solly was in New York he would be full of Johan
MightyDerf86 (5:15:42 PM): why am I doing this again?
MooseheadJack13 (5:16:11 PM): that right there was a 125 million dollar walk
MooseheadJack13 (5:16:36 PM): ok what are the odds that Howard strikes out?
TarheelMike82 (5:17:02 PM): better than average
TarheelMike82 (5:17:14 PM): JESUS!
MooseheadJack13 (5:17:16 PM): well how about that
MightyDerf86 (5:17:20 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
TarheelMike82 (5:18:06 PM): Johan’s gonna give up 7 in a third of an inning
MooseheadJack13 (5:18:13 PM): I would ROO
MooseheadJack13 (5:18:26 PM): well done Pat
TarheelMike82 (5:18:39 PM): .180 since August 1?  Who’s he think he is, Andruw Jones?
MightyDerf86 (5:18:59 PM): .180
MightyDerf86 (5:19:01 PM): not .080
MooseheadJack13 (5:19:06 PM): did Jones ever get demoted to AAA?
TarheelMike82 (5:19:17 PM): Oh… well in that case, who’s he think he is, Jeff Francoeur?
MightyDerf86 (5:19:24 PM): that’s better
MightyDerf86 (5:19:41 PM): I think Jones is in AAA on a rehab assignment
MooseheadJack13 (5:19:52 PM): they can rehab suck?
MightyDerf86 (5:19:57 PM): he’s fucking nibbling
TarheelMike82 (5:20:03 PM): Yeah, PED rehab
MightyDerf86 (5:20:18 PM): Sop?
TarheelMike82 (5:20:23 PM): the fans are getting nervous
MooseheadJack13 (5:20:32 PM): not Pedo rehab
MooseheadJack13 (5:21:51 PM): perhaps Pedro rehab?
MooseheadJack13 (5:22:01 PM): that was a balk
TarheelMike82 (5:22:04 PM): Speaking of assholes
MightyDerf86 (5:22:10 PM): like you could see a balk
TarheelMike82 (5:22:19 PM): SIT DOWN!
MightyDerf86 (5:22:19 PM): SIT
Cyclops698 (5:22:22 PM): how bout you give me sav’s number already
MooseheadJack13 (5:22:24 PM): nice pitch
MightyDerf86 (5:22:25 PM): DAMN
TarheelMike82 (5:22:38 PM): how bout you go fuck yourself?
Cyclops698 (5:22:49 PM): or….well, the less said there
MooseheadJack13 (5:22:56 PM): barely a strike there
TarheelMike82 (5:23:05 PM): Santana’s pitch count is like 70 already
MooseheadJack13 (5:23:15 PM): he will be gassed by the 4th
MooseheadJack13 (5:23:20 PM): good thing that pen is solid
TarheelMike82 (5:23:29 PM): HA!
MightyDerf86 (5:23:39 PM): you still talking?
MooseheadJack13 (5:23:49 PM): of course
Cyclops698 (5:23:59 PM): maybe if howard expelled some gas, he wouldn’t be up to 350 pounds
TarheelMike82 (5:24:26 PM): Bel-TRON!
MightyDerf86 (5:24:27 PM): BEL-TRON
MooseheadJack13 (5:24:33 PM): he got a hit, I don’t care if he weighs 500lbs
MightyDerf86 (5:25:02 PM): stay thirsty my friends
TarheelMike82 (5:25:07 PM): Yeah, but it’s throwing gravity off – the ball’s falling toward him, no wonder the sumbitch strikes out so often
MooseheadJack13 (5:25:21 PM): very true
MooseheadJack13 (5:25:26 PM): he should get 4 strikes then
Cyclops698 (5:25:39 PM): Matt Hardy is ECW champ
Cyclops698 (5:25:45 PM): and that just went to the wrong window
MooseheadJack13 (5:25:48 PM): then he would only have 190 K’s on the season
Cyclops698 (5:25:48 PM): damn
MooseheadJack13 (5:25:54 PM): yeah fuck Hardy
TarheelMike82 (5:25:54 PM): We can edit that out
TarheelMike82 (5:25:57 PM): We won’t but we can
TarheelMike82 (5:26:02 PM): What’s ECW?
MooseheadJack13 (5:26:19 PM): ECW is some stat lucky created
Cyclops698 (5:26:24 PM): it’s a company as dead as the atlanta braves baseball team
MightyDerf86 (5:26:25 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (5:26:26 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
Cyclops698 (5:26:32 PM): you should be a huge fan mike
TarheelMike82 (5:26:37 PM): Very true, Dev
MooseheadJack13 (5:26:56 PM): hey now both of you can talk about the team you have always liked, the Tampa Bay Rays
MightyDerf86 (5:26:58 PM): nice pitch, he almost hit the fucking bull
MooseheadJack13 (5:27:01 PM): Bel TRON
TarheelMike82 (5:27:05 PM): well, we HAVE
MooseheadJack13 (5:27:17 PM): I know
TarheelMike82 (5:27:20 PM): Dance for us, Jose
MooseheadJack13 (5:27:23 PM): thats why I said it
Cyclops698 (5:27:37 PM): And Evan is sexy
TarheelMike82 (5:27:42 PM): fucking right
Cyclops698 (5:27:58 PM): not as sexy as BRETT FAVRE
MightyDerf86 (5:27:59 PM): Santana threw 26 pitches, FYI
Cyclops698 (5:28:00 PM): but sexy
MooseheadJack13 (5:28:11 PM): nothing is as sexy as Brett Favre
TarheelMike82 (5:28:12 PM): fuck a BRETT FAVRE
MooseheadJack13 (5:28:28 PM): cause Favre is football sexy, and when I think of football sexy, I think of Brett Favre
MooseheadJack13 (5:28:36 PM): and Jose knocked the piss out of that one
TarheelMike82 (5:28:40 PM): 26 pitches… man, that’s a lot of pitches… at that rate, 4… 5 innings, and we’ll be out of steam
Cyclops698 (5:29:04 PM): but he will battle?
MightyDerf86 (5:29:13 PM): the crowd is already dead
MooseheadJack13 (5:29:25 PM): they are in Shea
MooseheadJack13 (5:29:30 PM): what do you expect
MightyDerf86 (5:29:50 PM): that was awesome Mikey…
TarheelMike82 (5:29:57 PM): thank you
MightyDerf86 (5:30:12 PM): there we go
MooseheadJack13 (5:30:21 PM): I think he just gave himself another concusson
MooseheadJack13 (5:30:26 PM): concussion too
MightyDerf86 (5:30:30 PM): wow
MooseheadJack13 (5:30:44 PM): if it STILL surprises you, you have issues
MightyDerf86 (5:30:52 PM): it doesn’t anymore
MightyDerf86 (5:30:54 PM): not with you
MooseheadJack13 (5:30:58 PM): then move on
TarheelMike82 (5:31:28 PM): I hope Wright hits one right back at Hamels’ head and shaves that fucking half mullet off the back of his fucking head
MooseheadJack13 (5:31:44 PM): what?
MooseheadJack13 (5:31:50 PM): what kind of bullshit is that
MightyDerf86 (5:31:50 PM): catcher’s interference
MooseheadJack13 (5:32:03 PM): bullshit
MightyDerf86 (5:32:05 PM): IT’S HIS CALL
MooseheadJack13 (5:32:09 PM): cheating fuck Mets
MightyDerf86 (5:32:09 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN
TarheelMike82 (5:32:17 PM): TOSS HIM!
MightyDerf86 (5:32:23 PM): RUN HIM
MooseheadJack13 (5:32:24 PM): oh he is getting run
MightyDerf86 (5:32:35 PM): OUT
MooseheadJack13 (5:32:44 PM): they are SO cheating for the Mets here
MooseheadJack13 (5:32:48 PM): this game is biased
TarheelMike82 (5:32:51 PM): Go back to the buffet, fatass
MooseheadJack13 (5:32:52 PM): play it under protest
MightyDerf86 (5:33:16 PM): Grab some pine, shitkicker
TarheelMike82 (5:33:23 PM): why don’t you finish your collegiate career under protest?
MightyDerf86 (5:33:32 PM): HAHAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (5:33:35 PM): its already finished fool
TarheelMike82 (5:33:44 PM): that’s what you told me last time
TarheelMike82 (5:33:51 PM): and what had happened was…
MooseheadJack13 (5:34:01 PM): Morgan didn’t hear anything
MightyDerf86 (5:34:13 PM): SAFE~
MooseheadJack13 (5:34:16 PM): SAFE?
TarheelMike82 (5:34:17 PM): Yeah, Morgan sure as fuck didn’t hear shit
MooseheadJack13 (5:34:20 PM): holy shit
MightyDerf86 (5:34:20 PM): FUCK YEAH
MightyDerf86 (5:34:27 PM): JIMY?
Cyclops698 (5:34:27 PM): is that like moose seeing shit?
TarheelMike82 (5:34:30 PM): RUN EVERYONE!
MooseheadJack13 (5:34:31 PM): this game is figged
MightyDerf86 (5:34:32 PM): TOSS THEM ALL
MooseheadJack13 (5:34:38 PM): figged?
MooseheadJack13 (5:34:46 PM): I am already too pissed at this bullshit
MightyDerf86 (5:35:09 PM): there’s more tossing here than Moose in high school
TarheelMike82 (5:35:22 PM): He’s out by a fucking MILE!
MooseheadJack13 (5:35:26 PM): holy shit he was out
MightyDerf86 (5:35:38 PM): “inconclusive”
MooseheadJack13 (5:35:46 PM): fuck inconclusive, he was out
MightyDerf86 (5:35:49 PM): perhaps
MightyDerf86 (5:35:56 PM): we got a break
MightyDerf86 (5:35:58 PM): it happens
TarheelMike82 (5:36:05 PM): what, shit?
MooseheadJack13 (5:36:12 PM): next inning, my first pitch would go right between the ump’s eyes
MightyDerf86 (5:36:16 PM): HAVE A NICE…DAY
MooseheadJack13 (5:36:25 PM): yeah way to be in position ump
MooseheadJack13 (5:36:44 PM): jesus christ he is as blind as I am
TarheelMike82 (5:37:13 PM): JESUS!
MightyDerf86 (5:37:19 PM): YES YES YES
TarheelMike82 (5:37:27 PM): BelTRON knows all about being “right behind” Wright
MooseheadJack13 (5:37:32 PM): clearly
MooseheadJack13 (5:37:43 PM): this game is a whole lot of bullshit right now
MooseheadJack13 (5:37:47 PM): though I am not worried
TarheelMike82 (5:37:53 PM): YAWTD?
MooseheadJack13 (5:37:54 PM): Santana isn’t going 9
MightyDerf86 (5:37:58 PM): the difference between 2 up and tied
MooseheadJack13 (5:38:09 PM): still not worried
Cyclops698 (5:38:31 PM): right, its football season for you now, right?
MightyDerf86 (5:38:36 PM): TATIS BULLSHIT
MooseheadJack13 (5:38:36 PM): no
MooseheadJack13 (5:38:39 PM): its the Mets
MooseheadJack13 (5:38:44 PM): they have a history of choking
TarheelMike82 (5:38:45 PM): hey, how bout them Iggles?
MooseheadJack13 (5:38:54 PM): best team in the NFC
Cyclops698 (5:39:07 PM): you have a history of being gay, but you dont see me bringing that up
MightyDerf86 (5:39:13 PM): nice play
MooseheadJack13 (5:39:37 PM): you have a history of having a fascination with cocks and balls, I am not bringing that up
Cyclops698 (5:39:56 PM): solly told me everything moose
TarheelMike82 (5:40:02 PM): He’s always been a Gamecocks football fan
MooseheadJack13 (5:40:06 PM): yeah he told me everything too
Cyclops698 (5:40:06 PM): he told me how abusive you are and everything
MooseheadJack13 (5:40:15 PM): if I recall, you were with Solly more recently than I
TarheelMike82 (5:40:23 PM): “with?”
TarheelMike82 (5:40:25 PM): HA!
Cyclops698 (5:40:26 PM): unfortunately
MightyDerf86 (5:40:38 PM): HEY
Cyclops698 (5:40:39 PM): i still cant get away from the smell
MightyDerf86 (5:41:08 PM): nice game Hole Camels
MooseheadJack13 (5:41:11 PM): ok now lets see if we can cut the bullshit and get to some baseball
MooseheadJack13 (5:41:26 PM): maybe we can get an unbiased set of umps in here
MightyDerf86 (5:42:01 PM): unbiased
MooseheadJack13 (5:42:49 PM): didn’t they say one of them was Ron Darling?
TarheelMike82 (5:43:02 PM): No, that was Alexander Darling
MightyDerf86 (5:43:08 PM): HA
MooseheadJack13 (5:43:10 PM): well then clearly he sucks
Cyclops698 (5:43:26 PM): you need to get over the jealousy Moose
MooseheadJack13 (5:43:27 PM): OMG FOOTBALL DOUBLE HEADER
Cyclops698 (5:43:28 PM): seriously
MooseheadJack13 (5:43:35 PM): ah yes, the jealousy
MooseheadJack13 (5:43:40 PM): that chestnut again
MooseheadJack13 (5:43:49 PM): not really sure what I am supposed to be jealous of
MightyDerf86 (5:44:18 PM): his fake wrestler is better than your fake wrestler
MightyDerf86 (5:44:19 PM): take that
MooseheadJack13 (5:44:31 PM): no one is better than my fake wrestler
Cyclops698 (5:44:43 PM): but johnny is the best fake wrestler
MooseheadJack13 (5:44:48 PM): thats right David, you got away with one
TarheelMike82 (5:44:50 PM): fucking right
MightyDerf86 (5:45:01 PM): btw Hamels threw 29 pitches
MightyDerf86 (5:45:11 PM): Durbin is warming up as I type
MooseheadJack13 (5:45:15 PM): cause the Mets cheat
MooseheadJack13 (5:45:40 PM): he would have been out of there after 9 pitches if the umps weren’t CLEARLY bought
TarheelMike82 (5:45:54 PM): Just realized that the Phils are on Sunday night AGAIN
MooseheadJack13 (5:46:02 PM): next week?
TarheelMike82 (5:46:08 PM): Oh, I don’t know
MooseheadJack13 (5:46:12 PM): oh tonight
TarheelMike82 (5:46:15 PM): Just that they’re playing again tonight
MooseheadJack13 (5:46:21 PM): we SHOULD be on, we rule
TarheelMike82 (5:46:46 PM): The struggling Rays head to Fenway this week – I am slightly concerned
MightyDerf86 (5:46:54 PM): Tigers-White Sox next Sunday
Cyclops698 (5:46:56 PM): but evan’s back
MooseheadJack13 (5:46:59 PM): yeah the Rays need to get it together
Cyclops698 (5:47:03 PM): so everything is good
MooseheadJack13 (5:47:05 PM): Tigers-White Sox
MightyDerf86 (5:47:08 PM): DAMN!
MooseheadJack13 (5:47:11 PM): feh
MightyDerf86 (5:47:14 PM): nice bunt
TarheelMike82 (5:47:39 PM): Glad hamels didn’t hurt himself running the bases
MooseheadJack13 (5:47:46 PM): no shit
TarheelMike82 (5:48:01 PM): what are they chanting?
MightyDerf86 (5:48:02 PM): OV-ER-RAT-ED
MooseheadJack13 (5:48:05 PM): its because of some rule from the 1800′s that pitchers have to run
TarheelMike82 (5:48:08 PM): Thank you – what i thought
MooseheadJack13 (5:48:24 PM): this year, I can’t really argue with that chant, Jimmy is having a poor season
MightyDerf86 (5:48:34 PM): 50 fewer runs than last year
TarheelMike82 (5:48:46 PM): He’s off the gas
MooseheadJack13 (5:48:57 PM): I think Delgado stole it from him
MooseheadJack13 (5:49:03 PM): cause CLEARLY Delgado is juicing
Cyclops698 (5:49:14 PM): good, cause he clearly sucked last season
Cyclops698 (5:49:20 PM): ill pay for the next shipment
MightyDerf86 (5:49:30 PM): can we give some to Pedro?
MooseheadJack13 (5:49:31 PM): it will cost 14 million
MooseheadJack13 (5:49:41 PM): FLB needs more than that
MooseheadJack13 (5:49:51 PM): he needs roids and a hug
MightyDerf86 (5:52:05 PM): lean into that one
MooseheadJack13 (5:53:19 PM): another concussion for Church
MightyDerf86 (5:54:44 PM): YES
MooseheadJack13 (5:54:48 PM): that was a foul ball
TarheelMike82 (5:54:50 PM): Johan laying the lumber
MooseheadJack13 (5:54:53 PM): these umps suck
MooseheadJack13 (5:55:09 PM): on the field instead of in Jose for a change
TarheelMike82 (5:55:11 PM): Hey, where are the Braves?
MightyDerf86 (5:55:19 PM): .500 ball since June 13?
MightyDerf86 (5:55:20 PM): solid
MooseheadJack13 (5:55:31 PM): excellent
MightyDerf86 (5:55:39 PM): sounds like last year
MooseheadJack13 (5:55:46 PM): yup
TarheelMike82 (5:56:34 PM): Oh good lord
MightyDerf86 (5:56:35 PM): what?
MooseheadJack13 (5:56:41 PM): what the fuck?
TarheelMike82 (5:56:55 PM): HAHAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (5:56:58 PM): holy fuck
MightyDerf86 (5:57:10 PM): how do you not get the sure out?
MightyDerf86 (5:57:15 PM): you’re not throwing out Reyes
MooseheadJack13 (5:57:20 PM): no
MightyDerf86 (5:57:21 PM): CMON CHICKEN
MooseheadJack13 (5:57:27 PM): that was a bad mistake by Utley there
TarheelMike82 (5:57:30 PM): He thought Santana was gonna come in spikes high
MightyDerf86 (5:57:45 PM): fucking right
MightyDerf86 (5:57:48 PM): as he should have
TarheelMike82 (5:58:01 PM): At least johan didn’t fucking BARREL ROLL into second
MightyDerf86 (5:58:06 PM): there’s that too
TarheelMike82 (5:58:17 PM): cause that worked so well last year
Cyclops698 (5:58:21 PM): nice fielding Cole
MooseheadJack13 (5:58:22 PM): jesus
Cyclops698 (5:58:28 PM): MVP MVP
MooseheadJack13 (5:58:33 PM): why couldn’t we have had the early game on?
MooseheadJack13 (5:58:39 PM): MVP, HA
MooseheadJack13 (5:58:42 PM): no chance
Cyclops698 (5:58:43 PM): there was no early game
MooseheadJack13 (5:58:59 PM): you know, that early game where you got shut down by a 45 year old
TarheelMike82 (5:59:01 PM): Because like I told Solly, the Phils winning the early game makes this chat SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING
MooseheadJack13 (5:59:12 PM): yeah it does
MightyDerf86 (5:59:25 PM): yes it does
MooseheadJack13 (5:59:30 PM): all this will just make the come back sweeter
TarheelMike82 (5:59:52 PM): Hamels was trying to clean David’s uni off for him
MightyDerf86 (6:00:10 PM): cmon DW
Cyclops698 (6:00:23 PM): just missed it
MightyDerf86 (6:00:44 PM): damn
MightyDerf86 (6:00:52 PM): EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
MooseheadJack13 (6:01:01 PM): that is the worst song ever
TarheelMike82 (6:01:08 PM): Sav was clapping her hands
MightyDerf86 (6:01:14 PM): Sav is the best
Cyclops698 (6:01:18 PM): thats hawt
TarheelMike82 (6:01:20 PM): shut it Sop
MooseheadJack13 (6:01:24 PM): a walk here would be bad
Cyclops698 (6:01:26 PM): too late
TarheelMike82 (6:01:30 PM): OH SHIT!
MightyDerf86 (6:01:33 PM): FUCK
Cyclops698 (6:01:34 PM): he hit the shit out of that one
MooseheadJack13 (6:01:36 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN
TarheelMike82 (6:01:36 PM): Hamels with the HEATER!
Cyclops698 (6:01:38 PM): look at it go
TarheelMike82 (6:02:06 PM): that’s huge
MooseheadJack13 (6:02:08 PM): whew
MightyDerf86 (6:02:08 PM): GODDAMN IT
MightyDerf86 (6:02:12 PM): first pitch swinging?
MightyDerf86 (6:02:27 PM): they went all Braves
TarheelMike82 (6:02:35 PM): Frenchy would be proud
MooseheadJack13 (6:02:36 PM): Phillies need to get their heads in the game here, stop letting the cheating ass umps distract them
TarheelMike82 (6:02:37 PM): RAY!
TarheelMike82 (6:02:39 PM): DINNER!
MightyDerf86 (6:02:45 PM): dinner Ray
TarheelMike82 (6:02:47 PM): back soon
MightyDerf86 (6:03:11 PM): and that’s why DW isn’t winning a damn thing
MightyDerf86 (6:03:15 PM): a fly ball gets a run
MooseheadJack13 (6:03:29 PM): this commercial is funny
MightyDerf86 (6:03:54 PM): it’s stupid
Cyclops698 (6:04:15 PM): wheres the midget for this chat?
MightyDerf86 (6:04:29 PM): I invited him
MightyDerf86 (6:05:10 PM): he’s probably still pissed about Wood giving up 3 in the 9th today
MightyDerf86 (6:06:00 PM): SIT DOWN
Cyclops698 (6:06:14 PM): doesnt wood always give up like 3 in the ninth
MightyDerf86 (6:06:28 PM): true
MightyDerf86 (6:07:19 PM): SIT DOWN
MightyDerf86 (6:08:04 PM): FUCK
Cyclops698 (6:08:06 PM): SIT DOWN
Cyclops698 (6:08:09 PM): wait, thats not right
Cyclops698 (6:08:23 PM): lay down you fat man
MooseheadJack13 (6:08:24 PM): hey how bout that
TarheelMike82 (6:08:24 PM): Damn, I walk in and Howard is circling the bases
MightyDerf86 (6:08:29 PM): this is why Wright had to get at least one run in
TarheelMike82 (6:08:32 PM): You do that after K’s now?
Cyclops698 (6:08:54 PM): get off the wright hate, you racist
MightyDerf86 (6:09:11 PM): David Wrong
MooseheadJack13 (6:09:19 PM): Wright-Schu
Cyclops698 (6:09:30 PM): Fred “DFA Delgado” Solomon
MightyDerf86 (6:09:38 PM): hey motherfucker, you wanted to cut him too
Cyclops698 (6:09:47 PM): never
Cyclops698 (6:09:53 PM): ive always been a delgado fan
MightyDerf86 (6:09:59 PM): of course
MooseheadJack13 (6:10:00 PM): always
MooseheadJack13 (6:11:02 PM): release him
TarheelMike82 (6:11:21 PM): Gammons: Then, Carlos got his shipment in
MightyDerf86 (6:11:26 PM): Then Willie was fired
MooseheadJack13 (6:11:26 PM): HA
MooseheadJack13 (6:11:31 PM): fuck that
MooseheadJack13 (6:11:42 PM): if he is that much of a petulant little bitch, cut him anyway
TarheelMike82 (6:12:11 PM): When you think of Delgado you think of home runs?
MightyDerf86 (6:12:27 PM): YES I DO
TarheelMike82 (6:12:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
Cyclops698 (6:12:35 PM): IT IS HIGH
Cyclops698 (6:12:39 PM): IT IS FAR
MooseheadJack13 (6:12:45 PM): yeah he must have had time between games to juice up today
MightyDerf86 (6:12:51 PM): where’s the apple?
Cyclops698 (6:12:53 PM): PUT IT ON THE BOARD
TarheelMike82 (6:12:54 PM): No matter what just happened, I always think of this: http://stephenrahn.com/blog/wp-images/Greatcatch_11868/willie5.jpg
MightyDerf86 (6:13:24 PM): HEY LOLIFE, FUCK OFF
MooseheadJack13 (6:13:29 PM): I demand a test on Delgado
MooseheadJack13 (6:13:33 PM): no way he passes
TarheelMike82 (6:13:35 PM): Hey, I’m grasping for relevance, here
MightyDerf86 (6:14:27 PM): HR, 3 RBI off Hamels
TarheelMike82 (6:14:34 PM): Did that one land on your roof, Dev?
MooseheadJack13 (6:14:38 PM): clearly he cheats
MooseheadJack13 (6:14:45 PM): that was barely out
MooseheadJack13 (6:14:46 PM): too high
TarheelMike82 (6:14:57 PM): who gives a shit, it’s gone
MightyDerf86 (6:14:58 PM): HAHAHAHA
Cyclops698 (6:15:11 PM): these Phillies are still shitty
TarheelMike82 (6:16:08 PM): The Mets need a guy named Dices to complement Tatis
MightyDerf86 (6:16:16 PM): 41-24?  if we had any kind of a bullpen, we’d be 10 games up
MooseheadJack13 (6:16:24 PM): not really
MooseheadJack13 (6:16:27 PM): you would still suck
MightyDerf86 (6:16:40 PM): Dices Da Last Round?
TarheelMike82 (6:16:47 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (6:17:11 PM): BRETT FAVRE!
MightyDerf86 (6:17:13 PM): FAVRE
MooseheadJack13 (6:17:15 PM): HA
MooseheadJack13 (6:17:28 PM): took an hour and 15 minutes for Favre to come up
TarheelMike82 (6:17:28 PM): Yeah, that 4th down pass was just the greatest shit ever
TarheelMike82 (6:17:36 PM): Let’s just THROW IT IN ThE FUCKING AIR TO NOBODY
TarheelMike82 (6:17:57 PM): Only BRETT FAVRE could make that pass
MightyDerf86 (6:18:19 PM): ain’t Moose’s starting QB on the Raiders?
MooseheadJack13 (6:18:26 PM): he is now
TarheelMike82 (6:18:30 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (6:18:32 PM): nice first pick
Cyclops698 (6:18:33 PM): JaMARCUS
TarheelMike82 (6:18:34 PM): uh oh
MooseheadJack13 (6:18:41 PM): stupid Kansas City
Cyclops698 (6:18:56 PM): arent you a KC fan?
MooseheadJack13 (6:19:06 PM): I have always like the……I mean NO
MightyDerf86 (6:19:43 PM): great but who are the Chefs?
TarheelMike82 (6:19:55 PM): great googily moogily
MightyDerf86 (6:20:28 PM): was Utley on the bag?
MooseheadJack13 (6:20:33 PM): this time
MightyDerf86 (6:20:56 PM): and that cancels out RFH’s HR
TarheelMike82 (6:20:59 PM): Hey Solly, remember when Larry hit one off the MIDDLE of the scoreboard?
MooseheadJack13 (6:20:59 PM): did Garcia start today?
TarheelMike82 (6:21:05 PM): yes
MooseheadJack13 (6:21:12 PM): did he do anything decent?
MightyDerf86 (6:21:16 PM): was that the one that Tex followed with another HR?
Cyclops698 (6:21:18 PM): no
TarheelMike82 (6:21:20 PM): yes
MightyDerf86 (6:21:25 PM): thought so – fuck off
TarheelMike82 (6:21:26 PM): and no, not really Moose
MooseheadJack13 (6:21:37 PM): dammit
MightyDerf86 (6:22:21 PM): already looking for another QB?
TarheelMike82 (6:22:36 PM): Take Brodie Croyle
Cyclops698 (6:22:46 PM): ill trade you chad
TarheelMike82 (6:22:55 PM): I Don’t Wanna Lose Your Love… TONIIIIIIGHT!
MooseheadJack13 (6:23:07 PM): when I think of great QB’s I think of Brodie Croyle, cause Brodie Croyle is a football player that makes football plays
MooseheadJack13 (6:23:52 PM): 78 pitches in 3 innings
MooseheadJack13 (6:23:54 PM): yikes
MooseheadJack13 (6:24:18 PM): knocked the shit out of that one
MightyDerf86 (6:24:32 PM): that one didn’t have the distance
MooseheadJack13 (6:24:37 PM): not quite
MightyDerf86 (6:24:47 PM): Sonnanstine sucks
TarheelMike82 (6:24:49 PM): hell of a dancer
TarheelMike82 (6:24:54 PM): FUCK YOU SOLLY
MooseheadJack13 (6:24:55 PM): neither does this one
Cyclops698 (6:24:59 PM): wow, hit the shit out of that one too
MightyDerf86 (6:25:01 PM): oh you don’t like that?
MooseheadJack13 (6:25:19 PM): YANKEES ARE ONLY 10 OUT! THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT
TarheelMike82 (6:25:26 PM): The Jays are ahead of the Yanks??
TarheelMike82 (6:25:28 PM): I love it
MooseheadJack13 (6:25:40 PM): FINALLY my prediction will come true
MightyDerf86 (6:25:47 PM): 5 pitch inning?
MightyDerf86 (6:25:49 PM): close
MooseheadJack13 (6:25:50 PM): Santana needs a quick one, what is Reyes doing
MooseheadJack13 (6:25:51 PM): 7
MooseheadJack13 (6:26:00 PM): love that plate patience Philly
MightyDerf86 (6:26:23 PM): the Jays are ahead of the Yanks… and here’s Santana being absolutely filthy
MightyDerf86 (6:26:25 PM): that’s a shame
MightyDerf86 (6:26:39 PM): Kennedy and Hughes have exactly 0 wins this year
MooseheadJack13 (6:26:41 PM): filthy?
MooseheadJack13 (6:26:53 PM): not sure I would go that far, he has given up 2 runs in 4 innings
MightyDerf86 (6:26:59 PM): FILTHY
MightyDerf86 (6:27:00 PM): he rules
TarheelMike82 (6:27:07 PM): e’s ont he Mets, of course he’s filthy
MooseheadJack13 (6:27:13 PM): well yeah
MightyDerf86 (6:27:14 PM): you shut your mouth
TarheelMike82 (6:27:16 PM): he needs a shower or ten
MooseheadJack13 (6:27:22 PM): several infections or something I am sure
MightyDerf86 (6:27:28 PM): if anyone is Pigpen here, it’s clearly Moose
MooseheadJack13 (6:27:44 PM): does that mean the Mets will overpay for me too?
TarheelMike82 (6:28:07 PM): HA!
MightyDerf86 (6:28:40 PM): keep throwing Cole
TarheelMike82 (6:28:56 PM): SO-GAY!  SO-GAY!
MightyDerf86 (6:29:00 PM): HAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (6:29:03 PM): HA
MightyDerf86 (6:29:13 PM): the fuck is he swinging at
MooseheadJack13 (6:29:14 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN
MooseheadJack13 (6:29:21 PM): OMG TOM BRADY
TarheelMike82 (6:29:27 PM): DID YOU KNOW TOM BRADY IS HURT?
MooseheadJack13 (6:30:01 PM): I guarantee you this tomorrow there will be an announcement: DUE TO INJURY TO TOM BRADY, THE NFL SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED
MightyDerf86 (6:30:08 PM): no
MightyDerf86 (6:30:09 PM): just yours
MooseheadJack13 (6:30:19 PM): my season was over already
Cyclops698 (6:30:22 PM): sweet the giants stay champs
MooseheadJack13 (6:30:32 PM): no they are stripped for being a fluke
MooseheadJack13 (6:30:38 PM): and only beating the Redskins by 10
MightyDerf86 (6:30:39 PM): a broken face?  did he go parasailing?
TarheelMike82 (6:30:48 PM): HAHAHAHA
Cyclops698 (6:31:06 PM): you only beat the rams by 35
TarheelMike82 (6:31:10 PM): Victorino comes in behind a lot of guys
MightyDerf86 (6:31:14 PM): HAHAHA
Cyclops698 (6:31:16 PM): clearly the eagles suck
MooseheadJack13 (6:31:21 PM): yeah clearly
MooseheadJack13 (6:31:30 PM): a 35 point win? THAT SUCKS! BOOOOOO
MightyDerf86 (6:32:06 PM): Foxworthy?
MightyDerf86 (6:32:08 PM): are you kidding me?
MooseheadJack13 (6:32:19 PM): its better than Dane Cook
MightyDerf86 (6:32:35 PM): the NFL gets Don Cheadle to do their spots and we get Hillbilly Jim
Cyclops698 (6:32:41 PM): they needed someone less intelligent than moose
MooseheadJack13 (6:32:49 PM): so you are volunteering Sop?
MightyDerf86 (6:32:53 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (6:33:03 PM): damn, I walked out of the room – who?
MightyDerf86 (6:33:18 PM): who did the what now?
TarheelMike82 (6:33:25 PM): the MLB spot I presume?
MightyDerf86 (6:33:32 PM): Jeff Foxworthy
TarheelMike82 (6:33:35 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (6:33:36 PM): beside, Foxworthy knows all about October baseball, often he was the only one in the stands when the Braves played in October
MightyDerf86 (6:33:42 PM): OH DAMN
MightyDerf86 (6:33:53 PM): well Mikey was… once.
Cyclops698 (6:33:55 PM): mike, in all seriousness, how is my future ex-wife?
TarheelMike82 (6:34:06 PM): all those years when the Mets and Phils WEREN’T playing in October
TarheelMike82 (6:34:11 PM): Um, which one?
MightyDerf86 (6:34:17 PM): I know where this is going
Cyclops698 (6:34:20 PM): your daughter
TarheelMike82 (6:34:22 PM): Cause I have an  ex-wife that acts like she’s 15
MooseheadJack13 (6:34:23 PM): well to be fair, the Braves were there, but they really weren’t playing either
TarheelMike82 (6:34:50 PM): she’s good – growing like a weed, straight up – she’s the tallest kid in her kindergarten class
MightyDerf86 (6:35:06 PM): speaking of tall…
TarheelMike82 (6:35:10 PM): HA!
natecorbitt (6:35:14 PM): STFU
Cyclops698 (6:35:50 PM): is sav taller than pun?
TarheelMike82 (6:35:58 PM): When the fuck has trhe Mets bullpen been “excellent?”
natecorbitt (6:36:02 PM): Probably
TarheelMike82 (6:36:05 PM): It’s probably a push
MooseheadJack13 (6:36:10 PM): never
Cyclops698 (6:36:13 PM): is hornswoggle?
MightyDerf86 (6:36:27 PM): the bullpen has been pretty good for about a week now
MightyDerf86 (6:36:34 PM): ever since the 7-0 blown lead
MooseheadJack13 (6:36:34 PM): a whole week?
MightyDerf86 (6:36:38 PM): and that was mostly Pedro
MooseheadJack13 (6:36:44 PM): cause Pedro sucks
Cyclops698 (6:37:01 PM): pedro should close
MooseheadJack13 (6:37:05 PM): HA
MooseheadJack13 (6:37:17 PM): that would be excellent
MightyDerf86 (6:37:17 PM): I said that a while ago
MightyDerf86 (6:37:25 PM): WHERE DID THAT MISS
MooseheadJack13 (6:37:28 PM): I am sure that 80mph fastball would fool a lot of people
Cyclops698 (6:37:29 PM): i said it 4 years ago
MightyDerf86 (6:37:32 PM): true
TarheelMike82 (6:37:36 PM): he less a liability throwing one inning a game
MooseheadJack13 (6:37:58 PM): no, that just means he gets hurt in 5 days instead of 5 weeks
MightyDerf86 (6:38:06 PM): plus if he knows he’s only pitching one inning, he can go all out
MightyDerf86 (6:38:09 PM): like maybe 89
MooseheadJack13 (6:38:15 PM): keep dreaming
MooseheadJack13 (6:38:18 PM): BelTRON
TarheelMike82 (6:38:43 PM): what’s with BelTRON’s beard?
MightyDerf86 (6:38:55 PM): what about it?
Cyclops698 (6:39:08 PM): delgado forgot to wipe
MightyDerf86 (6:39:12 PM): damn
MooseheadJack13 (6:39:14 PM): first pitch would be in Delgado’s ribs
TarheelMike82 (6:39:15 PM): HAHAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (6:40:26 PM): Moose, this commercial is stupid
natecorbitt (6:40:31 PM): OH NO YOU D’INT!
MightyDerf86 (6:40:35 PM): an action game rated T?
MooseheadJack13 (6:40:41 PM): this commercial is funny
MooseheadJack13 (6:40:47 PM): YOU are stupid
MooseheadJack13 (6:40:52 PM): damn I am missing IRT
Cyclops698 (6:40:54 PM): ooooh burn
MooseheadJack13 (6:41:00 PM): damn right it was
MightyDerf86 (6:41:01 PM): they’ll replay it
MooseheadJack13 (6:41:18 PM): holy shit
MooseheadJack13 (6:41:24 PM): these guys are fucking nuts
MightyDerf86 (6:41:32 PM): who?
MooseheadJack13 (6:41:36 PM): IRT
natecorbitt (6:41:43 PM): What’s IRT?
MooseheadJack13 (6:41:53 PM): Ice Road Truckers
MightyDerf86 (6:42:00 PM): great show
MooseheadJack13 (6:42:07 PM): fucking insane
natecorbitt (6:42:19 PM): Focus Moose!  You only have one good eye.  You can’t pay attention to two shows.
TarheelMike82 (6:42:27 PM): Hey Pun, did YOU hear that Tom Brady died today?
MooseheadJack13 (6:42:28 PM): sure I can
MooseheadJack13 (6:42:38 PM): ok game is back on
Cyclops698 (6:42:45 PM): hes focusing on two chats
MightyDerf86 (6:42:50 PM): HA
natecorbitt (6:43:04 PM): I didn’t hear that.  I was too busy throwing shit at my TV when Ronny Cedeno did his best Alex Gonzales impression.
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:09 PM): not paying much attention to the WWE chat
MightyDerf86 (6:43:10 PM): OMG MOOSE LIKES MORE THAN ONE SHOW~!
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:13 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (6:43:16 PM): HAHAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:34 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN
TarheelMike82 (6:43:35 PM): WWE: Walks With Equity (Lucky stat?)
MightyDerf86 (6:43:35 PM): think Dusty liked beating the Cubs?
natecorbitt (6:43:52 PM): Dusty can kiss my ass!
Cyclops698 (6:44:02 PM): IT IS HIGH
MightyDerf86 (6:44:04 PM): WOW
Cyclops698 (6:44:05 PM): IT IS FAR
natecorbitt (6:44:08 PM): EL GUAPO!
TarheelMike82 (6:44:08 PM): Jesus Christ Cerrano
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:16 PM): this guy is SO fucking juicing
Cyclops698 (6:44:19 PM): look at the pretty apple
MightyDerf86 (6:44:21 PM): hey Moosey, check out the Apple
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:25 PM): christ next time HIT HIM
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:34 PM): huh that wasn’t on my tv, sorry
TarheelMike82 (6:44:47 PM): Mets fans know about kissing balls
MightyDerf86 (6:44:54 PM): wow
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:59 PM): eat a dick roid freak
MightyDerf86 (6:45:00 PM): an actual curtain call
Cyclops698 (6:45:09 PM): 3 for 3, 2 hrs and 4 rbi’s?
TarheelMike82 (6:45:09 PM): MVP my ass
MightyDerf86 (6:45:14 PM): nah
MightyDerf86 (6:45:19 PM): Wright and Reyes will cancel him out
MightyDerf86 (6:45:24 PM): BUT he’s the team’s MVP
MightyDerf86 (6:45:36 PM): I think Braun will win it
MightyDerf86 (6:45:45 PM): another hanger from Hamels
MooseheadJack13 (6:46:00 PM): that was barely out
Cyclops698 (6:46:06 PM): he kinda hit the shit out of that one
MooseheadJack13 (6:46:39 PM): Juice Delgado
MightyDerf86 (6:46:46 PM): that’s your best?
MooseheadJack13 (6:46:50 PM): no
MooseheadJack13 (6:47:04 PM): I prefer Cheating Fucktard
MightyDerf86 (6:47:22 PM): you might hit like Burrell but you field like shit
MooseheadJack13 (6:47:38 PM): are you kiding Burrell is a lead glove outfielder
MightyDerf86 (6:47:43 PM): HA
MooseheadJack13 (6:47:58 PM): 102 pitches
MooseheadJack13 (6:48:01 PM): yikes
MightyDerf86 (6:48:07 PM): 106 now
MightyDerf86 (6:48:17 PM): good – clear Santana for Reyes
MooseheadJack13 (6:49:32 PM): 460 feet?
MooseheadJack13 (6:49:34 PM): pussy
natecorbitt (6:50:03 PM): Howard would have hit it 500?  If he actually connected?
Cyclops698 (6:50:13 PM): hes about to hit 500 pounds
TarheelMike82 (6:50:22 PM): HAHAHAHA
natecorbitt (6:50:39 PM): He, Prince Fielder, and CC would make a good wrestling stable.
TarheelMike82 (6:51:00 PM): With Bob Wickman as their manager
natecorbitt (6:51:07 PM): Or a re-formation of The Fat Boys.
MooseheadJack13 (6:51:18 PM): Howard isn’t that big
MightyDerf86 (6:51:18 PM): DISORDERLIES II ~!
natecorbitt (6:51:31 PM): CC is the new Human Beat Box!
MooseheadJack13 (6:51:37 PM): CC is huge
MooseheadJack13 (6:51:50 PM): Colon is bigger though
TarheelMike82 (6:52:28 PM): Okay, checking the football game… why did I think Matt Forte was white?
MightyDerf86 (6:52:32 PM): this ain’t no pie eating contest
TarheelMike82 (6:52:41 PM): HA!
MooseheadJack13 (6:52:44 PM): if it was, the Mets would have kept Load
MightyDerf86 (6:52:57 PM): that was a different kind of pie
MooseheadJack13 (6:53:02 PM): zing
Cyclops698 (6:53:17 PM): matt forte isnt white?
TarheelMike82 (6:53:23 PM): no
Cyclops698 (6:53:26 PM): really?
TarheelMike82 (6:53:32 PM): Yup – black dude
Cyclops698 (6:53:32 PM): its a very white name
MooseheadJack13 (6:53:43 PM): like that guy from the Angels
TarheelMike82 (6:53:44 PM): Okay, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one fooled
MooseheadJack13 (6:53:51 PM): Reggie Willits, wasn’t it?
MightyDerf86 (6:53:58 PM): yup
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:04 PM): he fell off the bag
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:07 PM): he was safe
Cyclops698 (6:54:09 PM): thats the opposite
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:10 PM): cheating fucks
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:12 PM): yeah
TarheelMike82 (6:54:16 PM): 15-6 Bears at the half
Cyclops698 (6:54:18 PM): black name, but hes actually white
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:19 PM): I assumed he was a black guy
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:21 PM): oops
MightyDerf86 (6:54:28 PM): damn it I need the Colts to score
TarheelMike82 (6:54:48 PM): do you lose points if your guy gets tackled for a safety?
TarheelMike82 (6:54:53 PM): If so, you’re down a deuce Solly
MooseheadJack13 (6:54:58 PM): 40 homers, 121 RBI and he’s batting .232
MightyDerf86 (6:54:58 PM): Addai?
MightyDerf86 (6:54:59 PM): shit
TarheelMike82 (6:55:03 PM): you don’t
MightyDerf86 (6:55:32 PM): I’m gonna lose anyway – I got nothing except a nice day from Rivers
TarheelMike82 (6:55:45 PM): not even a reacharound
Cyclops698 (6:55:48 PM): i think i won
TarheelMike82 (6:55:58 PM): cause Thai didn’t start Turner!
MightyDerf86 (6:56:02 PM): he didn’t?
TarheelMike82 (6:56:04 PM): nope
MightyDerf86 (6:56:04 PM): HO. LEE. SHIT.
MooseheadJack13 (6:56:09 PM): oops
TarheelMike82 (6:56:18 PM): He had Jamal Lewis and his 7 points
TarheelMike82 (6:56:24 PM): Turner had 34
MightyDerf86 (6:56:29 PM): ain’t that some shit
TarheelMike82 (6:56:43 PM): I think Dev still would’ve been leading though
TarheelMike82 (6:56:49 PM): he ws up BIG
natecorbitt (6:56:54 PM): Would you choads quit talking football?!?!  There’s a baseball game on!
Cyclops698 (6:56:57 PM): 86-58 win
MightyDerf86 (6:57:06 PM): tell em Steve-Dave!
Cyclops698 (6:57:33 PM): why is the lollipop kid talking?
MightyDerf86 (6:57:39 PM): wow
TarheelMike82 (6:57:47 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
natecorbitt (6:57:50 PM): You’d know about kids, Dev.
MightyDerf86 (6:57:54 PM): and lollipops
Cyclops698 (6:58:09 PM): damn right, hows my 2nd ex-wife, pun?
natecorbitt (6:58:30 PM): How would I know.  I dumped her before you got her.
MooseheadJack13 (6:58:39 PM): I can’t wait to see Sop on TV
MightyDerf86 (6:58:40 PM): goddamn it – he had him struck out
Cyclops698 (6:58:41 PM): you dumped your daughter?
TarheelMike82 (6:58:52 PM): my ex-wife dumped mine
MightyDerf86 (6:58:55 PM): “Brian, why don’t you have a seat right there?”
natecorbitt (6:59:11 PM): brb
Cyclops698 (6:59:22 PM): only cause you weren’t a high-profile dishwasher
Cyclops698 (6:59:32 PM): those things are like aphrodesiacs
MightyDerf86 (6:59:42 PM): I told ya – Cascade cologne
TarheelMike82 (6:59:50 PM): no vacations to the Cascade Mountains here
MooseheadJack13 (7:00:11 PM): cool IRT replays at 1
MightyDerf86 (7:00:17 PM): told you it replays
MightyDerf86 (7:00:22 PM): did anyone go through the ice?
TarheelMike82 (7:00:31 PM): Howard would
MightyDerf86 (7:00:47 PM): Howard would try to go in and miss
MooseheadJack13 (7:00:51 PM): thank you
MightyDerf86 (7:01:37 PM): I forgot you drafted Brees… nice job Mikey
TarheelMike82 (7:01:45 PM): damn straight
Cyclops698 (7:01:52 PM): so, any more Moss comments?
MooseheadJack13 (7:02:00 PM): he sucks?
MightyDerf86 (7:02:02 PM): he’s worthless without Brady?
TarheelMike82 (7:02:11 PM): He made Cassel look competent today
Cyclops698 (7:02:18 PM): speaking of
TarheelMike82 (7:02:26 PM): Loverboy Clay Condrey!
MooseheadJack13 (7:02:30 PM): HA
MooseheadJack13 (7:02:31 PM): nice
MooseheadJack13 (7:03:10 PM): where is Jason Lane playing these days?
Cyclops698 (7:03:16 PM): didnt i have last pick in the draft?
MightyDerf86 (7:03:18 PM): Houston?
Cyclops698 (7:03:26 PM): shouldnt i have #1 waiver prioroty?
MooseheadJack13 (7:03:28 PM): that way we could have Condrey, Eaton and Lane
Cyclops698 (7:03:36 PM): lane is in baltimore
TarheelMike82 (7:03:56 PM): shit, did I set it up backward?
MooseheadJack13 (7:04:30 PM): no, I get first pick
MightyDerf86 (7:04:34 PM): I do
Cyclops698 (7:04:57 PM): you two choose each other
Cyclops698 (7:05:00 PM): now lets move on
MooseheadJack13 (7:05:13 PM): if I was going fora catcher, yeah I would take Solly
Cyclops698 (7:05:30 PM): cliff lee is sorta good
MooseheadJack13 (7:05:49 PM): kinda, good thing no one had him and traded him away
MightyDerf86 (7:05:57 PM): I got my 8 wins from him
MooseheadJack13 (7:06:08 PM): yeah he only won 13 more
MightyDerf86 (7:06:21 PM): it’s Cliff Lee – who knew?
MooseheadJack13 (7:06:27 PM): very true
MightyDerf86 (7:06:47 PM): it’s not like trading Brandon Webb
Cyclops698 (7:06:56 PM): or scott kazmir
TarheelMike82 (7:06:57 PM): o r releaseing Hanley ramirez
MightyDerf86 (7:07:06 PM): you stay out of this
Cyclops698 (7:07:15 PM): me?
MooseheadJack13 (7:07:17 PM): I still get the male rape award this year
MightyDerf86 (7:07:19 PM): no, the lolife
MooseheadJack13 (7:07:20 PM): that is MINE
TarheelMike82 (7:07:31 PM): I think everyone I traded this season except Tex DID get hurt
MooseheadJack13 (7:07:38 PM): though, what has Larry done lately?
MightyDerf86 (7:07:44 PM): a couple of whores
MightyDerf86 (7:07:45 PM): no biggie
TarheelMike82 (7:07:49 PM): HA!
MooseheadJack13 (7:07:50 PM): I mean in the game
MooseheadJack13 (7:08:02 PM): his SWA is high, like always
MightyDerf86 (7:08:14 PM): SWA?
MooseheadJack13 (7:08:21 PM): Skanky Whore Average
Cyclops698 (7:08:54 PM): I like my own personal BPD
MightyDerf86 (7:09:03 PM): BPD?
Cyclops698 (7:09:09 PM): Banging Punshouse Daughters
MooseheadJack13 (7:09:30 PM): well, that would be zero, so, that sounds about right
MooseheadJack13 (7:09:40 PM): and appropriate
MooseheadJack13 (7:09:44 PM): Wags is hurt again
MooseheadJack13 (7:09:46 PM): he is done
MightyDerf86 (7:09:54 PM): that was old footage
MooseheadJack13 (7:09:59 PM): he was crying
MooseheadJack13 (7:10:00 PM): again
MightyDerf86 (7:10:10 PM): Pedro?
MooseheadJack13 (7:10:27 PM): they just put FES’s head on FLB’s body
MooseheadJack13 (7:10:28 PM): same thing
Cyclops698 (7:10:33 PM): Ryan Howard cause the buffet is closed?
MooseheadJack13 (7:10:49 PM): who the hell would eat in New York anyway?
MooseheadJack13 (7:10:55 PM): OMG TOM BRADY
Cyclops698 (7:11:03 PM): you really are an idiot
TarheelMike82 (7:11:04 PM): BRETT BRADY!
MooseheadJack13 (7:11:10 PM): ITS TOM BRADY
MooseheadJack13 (7:11:14 PM): MORE TOM BRADY
Cyclops698 (7:11:15 PM): why would eat in a city with some of the best cooks in the world
MooseheadJack13 (7:11:25 PM): fine, who would eat in Shea?
Cyclops698 (7:11:33 PM): good point
TarheelMike82 (7:11:34 PM): I know a chick in New York I’d eat
Cyclops698 (7:11:41 PM): i know one in GA
Cyclops698 (7:11:44 PM): whats your point?
MooseheadJack13 (7:11:47 PM): Mikey, he’s right here in chat
TarheelMike82 (7:11:55 PM): Who’s in Georgia?
Cyclops698 (7:11:59 PM): im not in new york dumbass
Cyclops698 (7:12:13 PM): oh no one
MooseheadJack13 (7:12:18 PM): close enough
MooseheadJack13 (7:12:27 PM): New Jersey, New York, a shithole is a shithole
MooseheadJack13 (7:12:33 PM): and yes Detroit is a shithole too
MooseheadJack13 (7:12:40 PM): cause I KNOW you were going there too
MooseheadJack13 (7:14:17 PM): boy, I am not going to miss listening to Morgan
MooseheadJack13 (7:14:43 PM): that was today huh
MooseheadJack13 (7:15:19 PM): dork with a sign
MooseheadJack13 (7:15:23 PM): poor kid has no future
Cyclops698 (7:16:02 PM): 110 pitches and johan is done
MooseheadJack13 (7:16:11 PM): pitched a good game
TarheelMike82 (7:16:40 PM): he battled
MightyDerf86 (7:16:42 PM): good game
MightyDerf86 (7:16:46 PM): fuck off
MooseheadJack13 (7:16:53 PM): you gotta tip your hat to him
MightyDerf86 (7:17:04 PM): and Sop, your joke was Alabama, not Georgia
Cyclops698 (7:17:28 PM): fuck that, ill wait til mike takes her to another thrashers game
Cyclops698 (7:17:34 PM): im not stepping foot in alabama
TarheelMike82 (7:17:52 PM): good call
MooseheadJack13 (7:17:55 PM): yeah you would be no different than anyone else in Alabama
MooseheadJack13 (7:18:09 PM): well, except Mikey
MooseheadJack13 (7:18:51 PM): so she fucks a horse
MooseheadJack13 (7:19:02 PM): I can’t decide if that is hot or disturbing
MightyDerf86 (7:19:14 PM): wait don’t you use that shit too?
Cyclops698 (7:19:15 PM): of course you cant
MooseheadJack13 (7:19:35 PM): oh like the Pedo has any right to look down at me
MooseheadJack13 (7:19:50 PM): not the two in one, that would just be……weird
Cyclops698 (7:19:54 PM): at least i can look with both eyes
TarheelMike82 (7:20:03 PM): ya’ll are some sick bastards
MightyDerf86 (7:20:11 PM): two in one? sounds like the Philly clubhouse
MooseheadJack13 (7:20:22 PM): I can watch you with one eye and watch the kids in the back yard with the other
MightyDerf86 (7:20:35 PM): and the other backyard… and the other one…
MooseheadJack13 (7:20:56 PM): no just one
MooseheadJack13 (7:21:07 PM): this next pitch should be in his ribs
MooseheadJack13 (7:21:37 PM): drill him like he was a Vietnamese amputee midget hairlip and you were David Wright
MightyDerf86 (7:22:03 PM): that’s totally uncalled for
MightyDerf86 (7:22:07 PM): I mean leave Thai out of this
MooseheadJack13 (7:22:21 PM): now I get why you like Thai so much
MooseheadJack13 (7:23:53 PM): SIT DOWN CHEATER
TarheelMike82 (7:24:14 PM): It’s the 7th inning – the Mets’ supplements only work in the first six innings
MightyDerf86 (7:24:14 PM): 13 games left
Cyclops698 (7:24:32 PM): at least weve pitched a no-hitter
Cyclops698 (7:24:33 PM): oh wait
MooseheadJack13 (7:24:35 PM): the Mets are like Solly in high school, they don’t score much
MooseheadJack13 (7:24:37 PM): oops
MightyDerf86 (7:24:51 PM): it would be funner if YOU didn’t say that
MooseheadJack13 (7:25:12 PM): the point is, YOU suck
MightyDerf86 (7:25:18 PM): you have no point
MooseheadJack13 (7:25:34 PM): I could make a comment here, but I am going to be nice
MightyDerf86 (7:25:41 PM): you be nice?  HA
MightyDerf86 (7:25:46 PM): make your point HK
MooseheadJack13 (7:25:50 PM): fine jerl, and you have no hair
Cyclops698 (7:25:52 PM): yea, he’ll use lube
MightyDerf86 (7:26:00 PM): that’s it?
TarheelMike82 (7:26:33 PM): JOHAN~!
Cyclops698 (7:26:47 PM): hes not coming back is he?
TarheelMike82 (7:26:52 PM): SOunds like it
Cyclops698 (7:26:55 PM): oh wtf
MightyDerf86 (7:26:57 PM): it looked like it
MightyDerf86 (7:27:05 PM): bring in Stokes and be done with it
Cyclops698 (7:27:09 PM): hes gonna let 2 on, then feliciano is gonna give up a bomb
TarheelMike82 (7:27:59 PM): i don’t hear any case against that scenario
MightyDerf86 (7:28:30 PM): Utley singles, Smith comes in to walk Werth, Feliciano gives up a bomb to RFH
Cyclops698 (7:28:59 PM): sounds about right
TarheelMike82 (7:29:15 PM): But it’s JOHAN!  He is invincible, yes?
Cyclops698 (7:29:19 PM): schoenweis is easily replaceable with feliciano in this scenario
Cyclops698 (7:29:29 PM): and smith could be heilman or sanchez
MightyDerf86 (7:29:34 PM): yup
MooseheadJack13 (7:29:50 PM): schoenweiss pitched earlier today
Cyclops698 (7:29:53 PM): names are really interchangeable at this stage
MooseheadJack13 (7:29:57 PM): TSTBTASL is in
TarheelMike82 (7:30:22 PM): names are really interchangeable at this stage”
TarheelMike82 (7:30:29 PM): Kinda like porn
MightyDerf86 (7:30:38 PM): huge out
MooseheadJack13 (7:30:45 PM): that was foul
TarheelMike82 (7:30:48 PM): HOME TEAM!
Cyclops698 (7:30:56 PM): now it just means burrell hits the homer
MooseheadJack13 (7:31:07 PM): see, HOME TEAM ADVANTAGE! They are bragging about it!
MightyDerf86 (7:31:16 PM): speaking of, did you see my home team reference in the draft?
TarheelMike82 (7:31:22 PM): yes – nice
Cyclops698 (7:31:49 PM): double
MightyDerf86 (7:31:51 PM): PUT YOUR FUCKING GLOVE OUT
TarheelMike82 (7:31:53 PM): nice play dipshit
MooseheadJack13 (7:31:57 PM): nice hustle
MightyDerf86 (7:32:02 PM): jesus fucking christ
Cyclops698 (7:32:09 PM): here comes the walk
MooseheadJack13 (7:32:09 PM): OMG BRADY
MightyDerf86 (7:32:30 PM): FUCK YOU BELTRAN
MightyDerf86 (7:32:34 PM): Santana should still be pitching
TarheelMike82 (7:32:57 PM): I think Jake Taylor needs to make a stop by the Beltran house tomorrow morning
MightyDerf86 (7:33:03 PM): Feliciano walks RFH, Smith gives it up to Burrell
MightyDerf86 (7:33:06 PM): oh absolutely
MightyDerf86 (7:34:14 PM): besides… what’s the #1 rule in a late game?  don’t let anything go over your head
Cyclops698 (7:34:53 PM): battle hard?
TarheelMike82 (7:35:06 PM): ball 1
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:16 PM): what are the odds that Howard strikes out
Cyclops698 (7:35:21 PM): 0
TarheelMike82 (7:35:22 PM): fair
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:28 PM): 99%
MightyDerf86 (7:35:31 PM): better than average
MightyDerf86 (7:35:35 PM): [/Dundee]
TarheelMike82 (7:35:39 PM): love it
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:53 PM): .238 40 121
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:03 PM): well it wasn’t a strike out
Cyclops698 (7:36:24 PM): who the fuck is 43?
MightyDerf86 (7:36:26 PM): Stokes… just should have started with him
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:36 PM): Different Stokes
MightyDerf86 (7:37:38 PM): student loans… is this Moose’s commercial?
TarheelMike82 (7:37:48 PM): ouch
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:59 PM): I know a thing or two about student loans
Cyclops698 (7:38:09 PM): only thing you know something about
MightyDerf86 (7:38:19 PM): hey at least we can we write them off on our taxes
MightyDerf86 (7:38:37 PM): PAT THE BAT
Cyclops698 (7:38:43 PM): burrell really worked the count
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:49 PM): well not all of us can have a deep knowledge of chick flicks and girl shows
TarheelMike82 (7:39:25 PM): by the way… what in the holy fuck was FOX hyping all day?
Cyclops698 (7:39:28 PM): no, some of us do have working knowledge of WORD
Cyclops698 (7:39:33 PM): Fringe?
MightyDerf86 (7:39:34 PM): some Japanese show
TarheelMike82 (7:39:40 PM): no, the jumping thru the hole show
MightyDerf86 (7:39:46 PM): yeah it’s from Japan
Cyclops698 (7:39:47 PM): i think thats the name of it
Cyclops698 (7:39:57 PM): the fucking jumping through the hole show
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:05 PM): Hole,in the Wall, its about Solly’s Saturday nights in the local truck stop
MightyDerf86 (7:40:09 PM): HA
MightyDerf86 (7:40:13 PM): I don’t like you
Cyclops698 (7:40:15 PM): wow, that was actually good
MightyDerf86 (7:40:26 PM): oh please, he had that bullet in the chamber all night
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:37 PM): damn right
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:48 PM): from the first time I saw the commercial
MightyDerf86 (7:40:55 PM): sadly that’s true
TarheelMike82 (7:41:04 PM): HAHAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (7:43:13 PM): Pedro has an aura?
TarheelMike82 (7:43:24 PM): like Rick James?
MooseheadJack13 (7:43:25 PM): is that like some sort of Mexican convertible?
Cyclops698 (7:43:35 PM): nice catch Hawaiian
MightyDerf86 (7:43:46 PM): awesome
MooseheadJack13 (7:43:48 PM): made more of an effort than Monkey
MightyDerf86 (7:43:49 PM): tack on runs
MightyDerf86 (7:44:26 PM): cmon Bo Duke
MightyDerf86 (7:44:36 PM): where’s Murph?
MightyDerf86 (7:44:37 PM): WTF
MooseheadJack13 (7:44:38 PM): the Mets SHOULD score this run
MightyDerf86 (7:44:40 PM): Marlon Anderson?
MightyDerf86 (7:44:49 PM): perfect
MooseheadJack13 (7:45:03 PM): hey they managed to score
MooseheadJack13 (7:45:06 PM): they get a cookie
MooseheadJack13 (7:46:06 PM): ok, barring a Mets collapse – which is possible – we leave NY taking 2 out of 3
MooseheadJack13 (7:46:16 PM): a sweep would have been better, but 2/3 works
MightyDerf86 (7:47:38 PM): neither team could afford a sweep
MightyDerf86 (7:47:45 PM): but I’ll still take one win
MightyDerf86 (7:47:48 PM): that’s all I wanted
MooseheadJack13 (7:48:33 PM): exactly, the Mets couldn’t afford a sweep
MooseheadJack13 (7:48:42 PM): should still be a dog fight down the stretch
MooseheadJack13 (7:48:44 PM): I hope
MightyDerf86 (7:49:06 PM): a 2 game lead pretty much guarantees a dog fight
Cyclops698 (7:49:14 PM): as long as the numbers 7 and 17 dont come into play
MooseheadJack13 (7:49:17 PM): a tie would guarantee one even more
MooseheadJack13 (7:49:29 PM): but I will take 2 games
MooseheadJack13 (7:49:43 PM): we have pretty much identical schedules down the stretch, so this should be interesting
MightyDerf86 (7:49:47 PM): no tie… I can’t handle it
MightyDerf86 (7:50:05 PM): the Brewers will put up a bigger fight than the Cubs
MooseheadJack13 (7:50:21 PM): depends
MooseheadJack13 (7:50:37 PM): the way the Cubs are playing, them having that division wrapped up by then is no longer a guarantee
TarheelMike82 (7:50:57 PM): i know, ain’t it great?
MightyDerf86 (7:51:00 PM): no but they’ll have a playoff spot wrapped up
TarheelMike82 (7:51:17 PM): who cares, the more rants we get from the midget, the better
MooseheadJack13 (7:51:33 PM): not necessarily, I think the Mets and Phillies are both pretty close to the WC at this point
MightyDerf86 (7:51:48 PM): HTFY
MightyDerf86 (7:52:02 PM): Phils are 3.5 back
MightyDerf86 (7:52:05 PM): soon to be 4
MooseheadJack13 (7:52:05 PM): so by the time you play the Cubs, depending on how they do, that may not be a lock either
TarheelMike82 (7:52:12 PM): uh oh
MightyDerf86 (7:52:19 PM): 
MightyDerf86 (7:52:37 PM): fucking put that in your pocket
MightyDerf86 (7:52:39 PM): you have a 4 run lead
TarheelMike82 (7:52:56 PM): He’d know about balls in pockets
MightyDerf86 (7:53:19 PM): that’s 1
TarheelMike82 (7:53:20 PM): And Beltran would know about “lazy”
MooseheadJack13 (7:53:24 PM): this one doesn’t have the distance
MightyDerf86 (7:54:53 PM): does Matt Stairs still use Austin’s theme?
MightyDerf86 (7:55:01 PM): OH WHAT THE FUCK
MooseheadJack13 (7:55:05 PM): knocked the shit out of that one
TarheelMike82 (7:55:32 PM): Give credit to Wright for sacrificing his body on that racket… that man’s got a family to feed
MightyDerf86 (7:55:55 PM): HAHAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (7:56:46 PM): jesus christ
MooseheadJack13 (7:56:56 PM): Solly is having a stroke right now
MightyDerf86 (7:57:04 PM): STROKE, STROKE, STROKE
MightyDerf86 (7:57:08 PM): Don’t make fun of me!
MooseheadJack13 (7:57:10 PM): stop making fun of me
MightyDerf86 (7:57:13 PM): HA
MightyDerf86 (7:58:32 PM): one more
Cyclops698 (7:58:45 PM): OVER-RATED
MooseheadJack13 (7:58:53 PM): did they show Reyes?
Cyclops698 (7:59:00 PM): nope the other ss
MooseheadJack13 (7:59:06 PM): A-Rod?
MightyDerf86 (7:59:09 PM): YES
TarheelMike82 (7:59:09 PM): SIT ON IT!
MooseheadJack13 (7:59:18 PM): ok, 2/3
MooseheadJack13 (7:59:23 PM): lets go down the stretch
Cyclops698 (7:59:28 PM): 0-5, quality game for j-roll
MooseheadJack13 (7:59:35 PM): he is struggling this year
MightyDerf86 (7:59:50 PM): frontrunner
TarheelMike82 (7:59:56 PM): HA!
MooseheadJack13 (8:00:09 PM): ok back in a few
TarheelMike82 (8:00:17 PM): no rush, please
MightyDerf86 (8:00:40 PM): Rollins strikes out in his last game at Shea
MightyDerf86 (8:00:43 PM): I approve
TarheelMike82 (8:01:01 PM): Now, if only LARRY JONES could do that
MightyDerf86 (8:01:13 PM): just be patient
TarheelMike82 (8:01:34 PM): Bears about to go up 16 here
MightyDerf86 (8:02:24 PM): holy shit
TarheelMike82 (8:02:39 PM): THIS is why I don’t bet the NFL
TarheelMike82 (8:02:50 PM): you have to be insane to bet this shit
MightyDerf86 (8:02:53 PM): or the game in SD today
TarheelMike82 (8:02:58 PM): exactly
MightyDerf86 (8:03:18 PM): and I’m sure the Chiefs covered, yes?
TarheelMike82 (8:03:31 PM): easily
MightyDerf86 (8:03:38 PM): yeah I’ll stick with betting avs
TarheelMike82 (8:03:43 PM): HAHAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (8:04:47 PM): Lips finally picked
TarheelMike82 (8:04:52 PM): who?
MightyDerf86 (8:05:10 PM): Franzen
TarheelMike82 (8:05:16 PM): HA!  Figures
MightyDerf86 (8:05:24 PM): shocking I know
Cyclops698 (8:05:43 PM): who
MightyDerf86 (8:05:50 PM): C on the Wings
TarheelMike82 (8:06:09 PM): The Mule
TarheelMike82 (8:06:12 PM): or some bullshit
MightyDerf86 (8:06:22 PM): speaking of…
TarheelMike82 (8:06:23 PM): speaking of mules
MightyDerf86 (8:06:25 PM): HA
Cyclops698 (8:06:32 PM): whos up?
MightyDerf86 (8:06:35 PM): 2hot
Cyclops698 (8:06:37 PM): and is nieds playing?
MightyDerf86 (8:06:43 PM): Hodgey already took him
TarheelMike82 (8:06:45 PM): who ya taking Dev?
Cyclops698 (8:06:52 PM): right, but is he playing?
TarheelMike82 (8:06:57 PM): hell if I know
MightyDerf86 (8:07:04 PM): yes
MooseheadJack13 (8:07:08 PM): no one can top my awesome season last year
MightyDerf86 (8:07:14 PM): you played last year?
MooseheadJack13 (8:07:36 PM): if thats what you want to call it
MightyDerf86 (8:07:48 PM): I don’t really call it much with you
MightyDerf86 (8:07:53 PM): Addai is hurt?
Cyclops698 (8:07:57 PM): i guess i should look up names and decide who im picking
MightyDerf86 (8:08:02 PM): Clark too?
TarheelMike82 (8:08:06 PM): Haven’t seen details on that
MightyDerf86 (8:08:09 PM): awesome
MightyDerf86 (8:08:28 PM): I hate fantasy sports
MooseheadJack13 (8:08:50 PM): I am sure JaMarcus Russell will be just as good as Tom Brady
MooseheadJack13 (8:08:52 PM): right?
MightyDerf86 (8:09:01 PM): totally
MooseheadJack13 (8:09:14 PM): sweet, so I have nothing to worry about then
TarheelMike82 (8:09:24 PM): he’s not worried
MooseheadJack13 (8:09:57 PM): when I worry, people get hurt
MightyDerf86 (8:10:53 PM): by worry, do you mean “drive”?
TarheelMike82 (8:11:03 PM): HAHAHA
MooseheadJack13 (8:11:42 PM): they would get more than just hurt
MooseheadJack13 (8:13:32 PM): I told you, on a road trip, you drive, I work the ipod
MightyDerf86 (8:13:47 PM): I can live with that… NEEDS MORE CONTI
TarheelMike82 (8:13:58 PM): HTFY
MightyDerf86 (8:14:27 PM): Moose you’re getting outvoted 2-1 here
Cyclops698 (8:15:10 PM): i vote with moose
Cyclops698 (8:15:14 PM): can i keep the title?
MooseheadJack13 (8:15:42 PM): take it up with the bookerman
MooseheadJack13 (8:15:53 PM): when I control the ipod, there is no Conti
Cyclops698 (8:16:10 PM): ok bookerman, can i?
MooseheadJack13 (8:16:23 PM): no
MightyDerf86 (8:16:37 PM): we’ll put it on my Conti playlist and lock that sumbitch
Cyclops698 (8:16:38 PM): d’oh
MooseheadJack13 (8:16:46 PM): like hell
MooseheadJack13 (8:17:08 PM): you do that, and I will put it on helloween and lock that sumbitch, and I guarantee I have more helloween than you have Conti
MightyDerf86 (8:17:26 PM): maybe
MooseheadJack13 (8:19:21 PM): I’ll put spin doctors on repeat
MightyDerf86 (8:19:32 PM): you wouldn’t dare
Cyclops698 (8:19:47 PM): SPIN DOCTORS FUCK YEA
MightyDerf86 (8:19:50 PM): FUCK YOU!
MightyDerf86 (8:19:56 PM): AND YOUR TWO PRINCES
MooseheadJack13 (8:20:07 PM): little Miss Can’t Be Wrong for 12 hours non stop
Cyclops698 (8:20:29 PM): some pocket full of kryptonite
MightyDerf86 (8:20:49 PM): wait, why is Sop in the car?
MooseheadJack13 (8:21:05 PM): bait
Cyclops698 (8:21:05 PM): i just wanna hear spin doctors
MightyDerf86 (8:21:16 PM): I’m not driving with the two of you fuckers in the back
MightyDerf86 (8:21:24 PM): although one of you ain’t coming back
MooseheadJack13 (8:21:31 PM): who is in the back, Sop and Mikey?
MooseheadJack13 (8:21:43 PM): I am riding shotgun
MightyDerf86 (8:21:50 PM): Mikey’s up front cuz we’re gonna talk in dialogue the whole time
MooseheadJack13 (8:21:59 PM): no he has to be in the back
MightyDerf86 (8:22:02 PM): you will be on the roof, Aunt Edna
MooseheadJack13 (8:22:08 PM): the ipod cord won’t stretch that far
TarheelMike82 (8:22:09 PM): damn right
MooseheadJack13 (8:22:20 PM): oh I see how it is
MooseheadJack13 (8:22:28 PM): so much for the Blues Brothers theme
MooseheadJack13 (8:22:30 PM): fucker
MightyDerf86 (8:22:40 PM): the Bluesmobile didn’t have 4 dudes in the car
MooseheadJack13 (8:22:50 PM): FOCUS
MightyDerf86 (8:22:52 PM): and you’re too lazy to get out and clean the windshield
MooseheadJack13 (8:22:59 PM): hell no, I would do that
Cyclops698 (8:23:04 PM): GHOSTBUSTERS?
MooseheadJack13 (8:23:10 PM): keep your mouth open and get a tasty june bug
MightyDerf86 (8:23:26 PM): NEVER… EVAR… tell me to keep my mouth open Potsie
MooseheadJack13 (8:24:00 PM): like you haven’t heard THAT before
MightyDerf86 (8:24:06 PM): keep it out of chat
MightyDerf86 (8:24:08 PM): that’s all I ask
MooseheadJack13 (8:24:11 PM): as in “keep your mouth open so I can whiten your teeth”
MightyDerf86 (8:24:32 PM): better than strips
MightyDerf86 (8:24:33 PM): I mean
MightyDerf86 (8:24:35 PM): WHAT
MooseheadJack13 (8:24:46 PM): I said you suck a dick
MightyDerf86 (8:24:58 PM): not me
MooseheadJack13 (8:25:06 PM): way to ruin the joke fucko
MightyDerf86 (8:25:25 PM): what was the rest of the joke
MooseheadJack13 (8:25:44 PM): you were supposed to say what again, you know what, never mind
MooseheadJack13 (8:25:59 PM): IT’S RUINED
MightyDerf86 (8:26:04 PM): the feast…
MooseheadJack13 (8:26:18 PM): its ruined
MooseheadJack13 (8:26:30 PM): GREENSLEEVES WAS ALL MY JOY, GREENSLEEVES WAS MY DELIGHT
TarheelMike82 (8:26:47 PM): ya’ll are some sick bastards
MooseheadJack13 (8:26:58 PM): hadn’t heard THAT in awhile
MooseheadJack13 (8:27:01 PM): FINE LEAVE
Cyclops698 (8:27:08 PM): ok you two cyber
MooseheadJack13 (8:27:15 PM): maybe I will
MooseheadJack13 (8:27:22 PM): I never liked him
MightyDerf86 (8:27:52 PM): well this is one hell of a chat
MooseheadJack13 (8:28:09 PM): WHAT R U WEARING
MightyDerf86 (8:28:17 PM): A/S/L?
MooseheadJack13 (8:28:59 PM): 18/M/San Diego
MightyDerf86 (8:29:09 PM): for realz yo?
MightyDerf86 (8:29:24 PM): do u like water sports?
MooseheadJack13 (8:29:55 PM): g o r?
MightyDerf86 (8:30:12 PM): g… defnitly
MightyDerf86 (8:30:16 PM): (what’s g?)
MooseheadJack13 (8:30:24 PM): give
MightyDerf86 (8:30:27 PM): Oh
MightyDerf86 (8:30:31 PM): G
MooseheadJack13 (8:30:54 PM): thats a shame
MightyDerf86 (8:31:09 PM): y?
MightyDerf86 (8:32:09 PM): where did u go sexay?
MooseheadJack13 (8:32:14 PM): BRB
MooseheadJack13 (8:32:25 PM): damn I forget half the little chat things
MightyDerf86 (8:32:30 PM): WAIT
MightyDerf86 (8:32:41 PM): but you remember G o R?
MooseheadJack13 (8:32:52 PM): um MITR GTG
MightyDerf86 (8:33:06 PM): okies

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