Sollywood - It Putz The Lotion In The Basket… Or Else It Misses The Playoffs Again

First off, props to Omar for taking a big step toward improving the bullpen. Coming off 29 blown saves, adding K-Rod and Putz will do wonders for that abortion known as a bullpen, to the point where I think the Mets now have the best 1-2 punch in the 8th and 9th innings. As much as I love the bullpen facelift, I still think something’s missing. I’m always of the opinion that you can never have enough offense and there are still question marks in that Met lineup. The core, namely Reyes, Wright, and Beltran, is fine but outside of that, I have no idea what to expect. Can Delgado repeat his 2008 season of 38-115? Sure he’s in a walk year but he’ll be 37 next June and outside of flaxseed oil, I don’t see him getting better. The outfield is even more puzzling. Beltran is far and away the best CF in the game but the corner positions scare me to death. I have no idea which Church is going to show up, the one who had a solid 1st half or the one who resembled Zombie Benoit from July to September. The Mets got a solid season from Tatis, .291-11-47 and a ton of key hits, but the idea of him platooning with Daniel Murphy doesn’t exactly get me moist, especially with Church as the great unknown in RF. I know the Wilpons lost a huge amount of money recently but there are two corner outfielders still on the market who would make one hell of a difference in that lineup and take the pressure off guys like Wright and Beltran. Both make too much sense for the Mets NOT to sign. One is obviously Manny: imagine him hitting between Wright and Delgado. I don’t care about his aloofness. The guy is the best right-handed hitter of our generation, maybe since WWII. Let him fuck around all he wants, I say he’s worth at least a two-year deal with an option for a third. The other option is Adam Dunn and I might even want him more than Manny just because he’ll be cheaper and he can play 1B next year when Delgado goes.


It seems like both options are out of the question as Omar is just looking to sign another starter but it wouldn’t hurt to at least kick the tires on Manny or Dunn. Pitching is great but you’re never going to win a game 0-1.

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Sollywood - Mets/Phils...The Last Time at Shea

Hello reader (s) – we decided to keep a running diary from tonight’s Mets-Phils game.  Enjoy (or try to anyway, especially the post-game stuff).

MightyDerf86 (4:59:13 PM): Hello asshole

MightyDerf86 (4:59:24 PM): “The Phils should win the first game for the good of the blog”

TarheelMike82 (4:59:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

MightyDerf86 (4:59:29 PM): FUCK OFF, YES?

TarheelMike82 (4:59:43 PM): Well, that makes for a MUCH more entertaining chat here this evening

TarheelMike82 (4:59:49 PM): Oh absolutely asshole

MightyDerf86 (5:00:01 PM): it makes for a must win game for both teams

TarheelMike82 (5:00:32 PM): Speaking of assholes

MooseheadJack13 (5:00:43 PM): yeah Solly is here

MightyDerf86 (5:00:48 PM): shut it

MooseheadJack13 (5:01:17 PM): the Phillies got shut down by Jamie Fucking Moyer today

TarheelMike82 (5:01:32 PM): Didn’t Jamie Moyer have an ’86 Topps card?

MightyDerf86 (5:01:37 PM): so did the Mets, ace

TarheelMike82 (5:01:46 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (5:01:56 PM): hey how bout that

TarheelMike82 (5:02:02 PM): Moyer must’ve shut them down during pregame batting practice too

MooseheadJack13 (5:02:08 PM): he did

MooseheadJack13 (5:02:15 PM): complete game no hitter during batting practice

MightyDerf86 (5:02:24 PM): I see

TarheelMike82 (5:02:25 PM): “simulated game”

MooseheadJack13 (5:03:00 PM): Kerry Collins is still alive?

MooseheadJack13 (5:03:46 PM): ok shut the fuck up Berman, the baseball game is supposed to be on now

MightyDerf86 (5:03:58 PM): LET’S GO!

MightyDerf86 (5:04:27 PM): don’t worry Moose, they’ll recap this for 4 hours tomorrow

MooseheadJack13 (5:04:34 PM): yeah no shit

MooseheadJack13 (5:04:45 PM): cause we need THREE FUCKING HOURS of pre-game

MightyDerf86 (5:05:34 PM): you forgot THREE FUCKING HOURS of what will the Packers do without OMG FAVRE~!

TarheelMike82 (5:05:42 PM): That’s tomorrow

MooseheadJack13 (5:05:56 PM): and how now that Brady is out, its OMG THE NEW YORK BRETTS!

MooseheadJack13 (5:06:02 PM): tm Mikey

MooseheadJack13 (5:06:21 PM): jesus christ they talk like he fucking died

TarheelMike82 (5:07:01 PM): I know!  it’s hilariious

MightyDerf86 (5:07:09 PM): WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME???

TarheelMike82 (5:07:33 PM): The Mets have already forfeited

MooseheadJack13 (5:07:34 PM): clearly the NFL > important baseball

MooseheadJack13 (5:07:38 PM): I fucking hate you ESPN

MooseheadJack13 (5:07:54 PM): seriously, is it a fucking rain delay? They are milking this

MightyDerf86 (5:07:54 PM): FO, Y?

MooseheadJack13 (5:08:33 PM): oh hey thanks for tearing yourself away from sucking Brady’s cock long enought to get to baseball

MightyDerf86 (5:08:40 PM): 62-82 holy shit

TarheelMike82 (5:08:47 PM): But he’s got a “serious injury,” Moose

MooseheadJack13 (5:08:51 PM): losing record for Mikey’s former team

TarheelMike82 (5:08:58 PM): Who, what?

MooseheadJack13 (5:09:08 PM): 12-7 he is a cy young contender

MightyDerf86 (5:09:38 PM): 12-7 with 6 blown saves and another 4 where they scored 2 or less

MightyDerf86 (5:09:43 PM): or something

MooseheadJack13 (5:09:55 PM): thats all well and good

MooseheadJack13 (5:09:57 PM): he is 12-7

MooseheadJack13 (5:10:02 PM): he is not a cy young contender

MightyDerf86 (5:10:10 PM): it’s Lincecum anyway

MooseheadJack13 (5:10:22 PM): cause everyone knows that the record is what most people look at

MightyDerf86 (5:10:30 PM): it’s what you look at, meat

TarheelMike82 (5:10:46 PM): Biggest game of Santana’s Mets career thus far

MooseheadJack13 (5:10:46 PM): you look at meat

MightyDerf86 (5:10:50 PM): HAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (5:11:13 PM): did you see that? Church suffered a concussion there

MightyDerf86 (5:11:34 PM): Benoit Church?

MooseheadJack13 (5:11:49 PM): I told you, the Mets ordered him a case of bibles

MooseheadJack13 (5:11:55 PM): he is going to snap and kill the whole team

MooseheadJack13 (5:12:00 PM): and it will be great

MightyDerf86 (5:12:23 PM): he’s gonna hang himself from the Apple

MightyDerf86 (5:12:30 PM): 12 blown saves for LZ?

MooseheadJack13 (5:12:36 PM): did you hear that? He was blown after six games by the Mets

MooseheadJack13 (5:12:54 PM): Santana sucks

MooseheadJack13 (5:13:06 PM): MVP!

MightyDerf86 (5:13:07 PM): shit

TarheelMike82 (5:13:18 PM): ah, it begins

MightyDerf86 (5:13:33 PM): no Murph tonight?  what the fuck?

MooseheadJack13 (5:13:42 PM): Dale Murphy played today

TarheelMike82 (5:14:05 PM): He plays EVERY day

MooseheadJack13 (5:14:12 PM): he’s like 100

TarheelMike82 (5:14:20 PM): this guy here’s dead

MooseheadJack13 (5:14:21 PM): or just a few years younger than Moyer

MightyDerf86 (5:14:35 PM): “that still makes him the youngest on the Mets” blah blah blah

MightyDerf86 (5:14:39 PM): cross him OFF then

MooseheadJack13 (5:14:56 PM): Santana looks constipated

TarheelMike82 (5:15:15 PM): I thought Solly was full of shit, not Johan

MooseheadJack13 (5:15:20 PM): they both are

MightyDerf86 (5:15:21 PM): HEY-OOOO

MooseheadJack13 (5:15:30 PM): and if Solly was in New York he would be full of Johan

MightyDerf86 (5:15:42 PM): why am I doing this again?

MooseheadJack13 (5:16:11 PM): that right there was a 125 million dollar walk

MooseheadJack13 (5:16:36 PM): ok what are the odds that Howard strikes out?

TarheelMike82 (5:17:02 PM): better than average

TarheelMike82 (5:17:14 PM): JESUS!

MooseheadJack13 (5:17:16 PM): well how about that

MightyDerf86 (5:17:20 PM): WHAT THE FUCK

TarheelMike82 (5:18:06 PM): Johan’s gonna give up 7 in a third of an inning

MooseheadJack13 (5:18:13 PM): I would ROO

MooseheadJack13 (5:18:26 PM): well done Pat

TarheelMike82 (5:18:39 PM): .180 since August 1?  Who’s he think he is, Andruw Jones?

MightyDerf86 (5:18:59 PM): .180

MightyDerf86 (5:19:01 PM): not .080

MooseheadJack13 (5:19:06 PM): did Jones ever get demoted to AAA?

TarheelMike82 (5:19:17 PM): Oh… well in that case, who’s he think he is, Jeff Francoeur?

MightyDerf86 (5:19:24 PM): that’s better

MightyDerf86 (5:19:41 PM): I think Jones is in AAA on a rehab assignment

MooseheadJack13 (5:19:52 PM): they can rehab suck?

MightyDerf86 (5:19:57 PM): he’s fucking nibbling

TarheelMike82 (5:20:03 PM): Yeah, PED rehab

MightyDerf86 (5:20:18 PM): Sop?

TarheelMike82 (5:20:23 PM): the fans are getting nervous

MooseheadJack13 (5:20:32 PM): not Pedo rehab

MooseheadJack13 (5:21:51 PM): perhaps Pedro rehab?

MooseheadJack13 (5:22:01 PM): that was a balk

TarheelMike82 (5:22:04 PM): Speaking of assholes

MightyDerf86 (5:22:10 PM): like you could see a balk

TarheelMike82 (5:22:19 PM): SIT DOWN!

MightyDerf86 (5:22:19 PM): SIT

Cyclops698 (5:22:22 PM): how bout you give me sav’s number already

MooseheadJack13 (5:22:24 PM): nice pitch

MightyDerf86 (5:22:25 PM): DAMN

TarheelMike82 (5:22:38 PM): how bout you go fuck yourself?

Cyclops698 (5:22:49 PM): or….well, the less said there

MooseheadJack13 (5:22:56 PM): barely a strike there

TarheelMike82 (5:23:05 PM): Santana’s pitch count is like 70 already

MooseheadJack13 (5:23:15 PM): he will be gassed by the 4th

MooseheadJack13 (5:23:20 PM): good thing that pen is solid

TarheelMike82 (5:23:29 PM): HA!

MightyDerf86 (5:23:39 PM): you still talking?

MooseheadJack13 (5:23:49 PM): of course

Cyclops698 (5:23:59 PM): maybe if howard expelled some gas, he wouldn’t be up to 350 pounds

TarheelMike82 (5:24:26 PM): Bel-TRON!

MightyDerf86 (5:24:27 PM): BEL-TRON

MooseheadJack13 (5:24:33 PM): he got a hit, I don’t care if he weighs 500lbs

MightyDerf86 (5:25:02 PM): stay thirsty my friends

TarheelMike82 (5:25:07 PM): Yeah, but it’s throwing gravity off – the ball’s falling toward him, no wonder the sumbitch strikes out so often

MooseheadJack13 (5:25:21 PM): very true

MooseheadJack13 (5:25:26 PM): he should get 4 strikes then

Cyclops698 (5:25:39 PM): Matt Hardy is ECW champ

Cyclops698 (5:25:45 PM): and that just went to the wrong window

MooseheadJack13 (5:25:48 PM): then he would only have 190 K’s on the season

Cyclops698 (5:25:48 PM): damn

MooseheadJack13 (5:25:54 PM): yeah fuck Hardy

TarheelMike82 (5:25:54 PM): We can edit that out

TarheelMike82 (5:25:57 PM): We won’t but we can

TarheelMike82 (5:26:02 PM): What’s ECW?

MooseheadJack13 (5:26:19 PM): ECW is some stat lucky created

Cyclops698 (5:26:24 PM): it’s a company as dead as the atlanta braves baseball team

MightyDerf86 (5:26:25 PM): HA

TarheelMike82 (5:26:26 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

Cyclops698 (5:26:32 PM): you should be a huge fan mike

TarheelMike82 (5:26:37 PM): Very true, Dev

MooseheadJack13 (5:26:56 PM): hey now both of you can talk about the team you have always liked, the Tampa Bay Rays

MightyDerf86 (5:26:58 PM): nice pitch, he almost hit the fucking bull

MooseheadJack13 (5:27:01 PM): Bel TRON

TarheelMike82 (5:27:05 PM): well, we HAVE

MooseheadJack13 (5:27:17 PM): I know

TarheelMike82 (5:27:20 PM): Dance for us, Jose

MooseheadJack13 (5:27:23 PM): thats why I said it

Cyclops698 (5:27:37 PM): And Evan is sexy

TarheelMike82 (5:27:42 PM): fucking right

Cyclops698 (5:27:58 PM): not as sexy as BRETT FAVRE

MightyDerf86 (5:27:59 PM): Santana threw 26 pitches, FYI

Cyclops698 (5:28:00 PM): but sexy

MooseheadJack13 (5:28:11 PM): nothing is as sexy as Brett Favre

TarheelMike82 (5:28:12 PM): fuck a BRETT FAVRE

MooseheadJack13 (5:28:28 PM): cause Favre is football sexy, and when I think of football sexy, I think of Brett Favre

MooseheadJack13 (5:28:36 PM): and Jose knocked the piss out of that one

TarheelMike82 (5:28:40 PM): 26 pitches… man, that’s a lot of pitches… at that rate, 4… 5 innings, and we’ll be out of steam

Cyclops698 (5:29:04 PM): but he will battle?

MightyDerf86 (5:29:13 PM): the crowd is already dead

MooseheadJack13 (5:29:25 PM): they are in Shea

MooseheadJack13 (5:29:30 PM): what do you expect

MightyDerf86 (5:29:50 PM): that was awesome Mikey…

TarheelMike82 (5:29:57 PM): thank you

MightyDerf86 (5:30:12 PM): there we go

MooseheadJack13 (5:30:21 PM): I think he just gave himself another concusson

MooseheadJack13 (5:30:26 PM): concussion too

MightyDerf86 (5:30:30 PM): wow

MooseheadJack13 (5:30:44 PM): if it STILL surprises you, you have issues

MightyDerf86 (5:30:52 PM): it doesn’t anymore

MightyDerf86 (5:30:54 PM): not with you

MooseheadJack13 (5:30:58 PM): then move on

TarheelMike82 (5:31:28 PM): I hope Wright hits one right back at Hamels’ head and shaves that fucking half mullet off the back of his fucking head

MooseheadJack13 (5:31:44 PM): what?

MooseheadJack13 (5:31:50 PM): what kind of bullshit is that

MightyDerf86 (5:31:50 PM): catcher’s interference

MooseheadJack13 (5:32:03 PM): bullshit

MightyDerf86 (5:32:05 PM): IT’S HIS CALL

MooseheadJack13 (5:32:09 PM): cheating fuck Mets

MightyDerf86 (5:32:09 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN

TarheelMike82 (5:32:17 PM): TOSS HIM!

MightyDerf86 (5:32:23 PM): RUN HIM

MooseheadJack13 (5:32:24 PM): oh he is getting run

MightyDerf86 (5:32:35 PM): OUT

MooseheadJack13 (5:32:44 PM): they are SO cheating for the Mets here

MooseheadJack13 (5:32:48 PM): this game is biased

TarheelMike82 (5:32:51 PM): Go back to the buffet, fatass

MooseheadJack13 (5:32:52 PM): play it under protest

MightyDerf86 (5:33:16 PM): Grab some pine, shitkicker

TarheelMike82 (5:33:23 PM): why don’t you finish your collegiate career under protest?

MightyDerf86 (5:33:32 PM): HAHAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (5:33:35 PM): its already finished fool

TarheelMike82 (5:33:44 PM): that’s what you told me last time

TarheelMike82 (5:33:51 PM): and what had happened was…

MooseheadJack13 (5:34:01 PM): Morgan didn’t hear anything

MightyDerf86 (5:34:13 PM): SAFE~

MooseheadJack13 (5:34:16 PM): SAFE?

TarheelMike82 (5:34:17 PM): Yeah, Morgan sure as fuck didn’t hear shit

MooseheadJack13 (5:34:20 PM): holy shit

MightyDerf86 (5:34:20 PM): FUCK YEAH

MightyDerf86 (5:34:27 PM): JIMY?

Cyclops698 (5:34:27 PM): is that like moose seeing shit?

TarheelMike82 (5:34:30 PM): RUN EVERYONE!

MooseheadJack13 (5:34:31 PM): this game is figged

MightyDerf86 (5:34:32 PM): TOSS THEM ALL

MooseheadJack13 (5:34:38 PM): figged?

MooseheadJack13 (5:34:46 PM): I am already too pissed at this bullshit

MightyDerf86 (5:35:09 PM): there’s more tossing here than Moose in high school

TarheelMike82 (5:35:22 PM): He’s out by a fucking MILE!

MooseheadJack13 (5:35:26 PM): holy shit he was out

MightyDerf86 (5:35:38 PM): “inconclusive”

MooseheadJack13 (5:35:46 PM): fuck inconclusive, he was out

MightyDerf86 (5:35:49 PM): perhaps

MightyDerf86 (5:35:56 PM): we got a break

MightyDerf86 (5:35:58 PM): it happens

TarheelMike82 (5:36:05 PM): what, shit?

MooseheadJack13 (5:36:12 PM): next inning, my first pitch would go right between the ump’s eyes

MightyDerf86 (5:36:16 PM): HAVE A NICE…DAY

MooseheadJack13 (5:36:25 PM): yeah way to be in position ump

MooseheadJack13 (5:36:44 PM): jesus christ he is as blind as I am

TarheelMike82 (5:37:13 PM): JESUS!

MightyDerf86 (5:37:19 PM): YES YES YES

TarheelMike82 (5:37:27 PM): BelTRON knows all about being “right behind” Wright

MooseheadJack13 (5:37:32 PM): clearly

MooseheadJack13 (5:37:43 PM): this game is a whole lot of bullshit right now

MooseheadJack13 (5:37:47 PM): though I am not worried

TarheelMike82 (5:37:53 PM): YAWTD?

MooseheadJack13 (5:37:54 PM): Santana isn’t going 9

MightyDerf86 (5:37:58 PM): the difference between 2 up and tied

MooseheadJack13 (5:38:09 PM): still not worried

Cyclops698 (5:38:31 PM): right, its football season for you now, right?

MightyDerf86 (5:38:36 PM): TATIS BULLSHIT

MooseheadJack13 (5:38:36 PM): no

MooseheadJack13 (5:38:39 PM): its the Mets

MooseheadJack13 (5:38:44 PM): they have a history of choking

TarheelMike82 (5:38:45 PM): hey, how bout them Iggles?

MooseheadJack13 (5:38:54 PM): best team in the NFC

Cyclops698 (5:39:07 PM): you have a history of being gay, but you dont see me bringing that up

MightyDerf86 (5:39:13 PM): nice play

MooseheadJack13 (5:39:37 PM): you have a history of having a fascination with cocks and balls, I am not bringing that up

Cyclops698 (5:39:56 PM): solly told me everything moose

TarheelMike82 (5:40:02 PM): He’s always been a Gamecocks football fan

MooseheadJack13 (5:40:06 PM): yeah he told me everything too

Cyclops698 (5:40:06 PM): he told me how abusive you are and everything

MooseheadJack13 (5:40:15 PM): if I recall, you were with Solly more recently than I

TarheelMike82 (5:40:23 PM): “with?”

TarheelMike82 (5:40:25 PM): HA!

Cyclops698 (5:40:26 PM): unfortunately

MightyDerf86 (5:40:38 PM): HEY

Cyclops698 (5:40:39 PM): i still cant get away from the smell

MightyDerf86 (5:41:08 PM): nice game Hole Camels

MooseheadJack13 (5:41:11 PM): ok now lets see if we can cut the bullshit and get to some baseball

MooseheadJack13 (5:41:26 PM): maybe we can get an unbiased set of umps in here

MightyDerf86 (5:42:01 PM): unbiased

MooseheadJack13 (5:42:49 PM): didn’t they say one of them was Ron Darling?

TarheelMike82 (5:43:02 PM): No, that was Alexander Darling

MightyDerf86 (5:43:08 PM): HA

MooseheadJack13 (5:43:10 PM): well then clearly he sucks

Cyclops698 (5:43:26 PM): you need to get over the jealousy Moose

MooseheadJack13 (5:43:27 PM): OMG FOOTBALL DOUBLE HEADER

Cyclops698 (5:43:28 PM): seriously

MooseheadJack13 (5:43:35 PM): ah yes, the jealousy

MooseheadJack13 (5:43:40 PM): that chestnut again

MooseheadJack13 (5:43:49 PM): not really sure what I am supposed to be jealous of

MightyDerf86 (5:44:18 PM): his fake wrestler is better than your fake wrestler

MightyDerf86 (5:44:19 PM): take that

MooseheadJack13 (5:44:31 PM): no one is better than my fake wrestler

Cyclops698 (5:44:43 PM): but johnny is the best fake wrestler

MooseheadJack13 (5:44:48 PM): thats right David, you got away with one

TarheelMike82 (5:44:50 PM): fucking right

MightyDerf86 (5:45:01 PM): btw Hamels threw 29 pitches

MightyDerf86 (5:45:11 PM): Durbin is warming up as I type

MooseheadJack13 (5:45:15 PM): cause the Mets cheat

MooseheadJack13 (5:45:40 PM): he would have been out of there after 9 pitches if the umps weren’t CLEARLY bought

TarheelMike82 (5:45:54 PM): Just realized that the Phils are on Sunday night AGAIN

MooseheadJack13 (5:46:02 PM): next week?

TarheelMike82 (5:46:08 PM): Oh, I don’t know

MooseheadJack13 (5:46:12 PM): oh tonight

TarheelMike82 (5:46:15 PM): Just that they’re playing again tonight

MooseheadJack13 (5:46:21 PM): we SHOULD be on, we rule

TarheelMike82 (5:46:46 PM): The struggling Rays head to Fenway this week – I am slightly concerned

MightyDerf86 (5:46:54 PM): Tigers-White Sox next Sunday

Cyclops698 (5:46:56 PM): but evan’s back

MooseheadJack13 (5:46:59 PM): yeah the Rays need to get it together

Cyclops698 (5:47:03 PM): so everything is good

MooseheadJack13 (5:47:05 PM): Tigers-White Sox

MightyDerf86 (5:47:08 PM): DAMN!

MooseheadJack13 (5:47:11 PM): feh

MightyDerf86 (5:47:14 PM): nice bunt

TarheelMike82 (5:47:39 PM): Glad hamels didn’t hurt himself running the bases

MooseheadJack13 (5:47:46 PM): no shit

TarheelMike82 (5:48:01 PM): what are they chanting?

MightyDerf86 (5:48:02 PM): OV-ER-RAT-ED

MooseheadJack13 (5:48:05 PM): its because of some rule from the 1800′s that pitchers have to run

TarheelMike82 (5:48:08 PM): Thank you – what i thought

MooseheadJack13 (5:48:24 PM): this year, I can’t really argue with that chant, Jimmy is having a poor season

MightyDerf86 (5:48:34 PM): 50 fewer runs than last year

TarheelMike82 (5:48:46 PM): He’s off the gas

MooseheadJack13 (5:48:57 PM): I think Delgado stole it from him

MooseheadJack13 (5:49:03 PM): cause CLEARLY Delgado is juicing

Cyclops698 (5:49:14 PM): good, cause he clearly sucked last season

Cyclops698 (5:49:20 PM): ill pay for the next shipment

MightyDerf86 (5:49:30 PM): can we give some to Pedro?

MooseheadJack13 (5:49:31 PM): it will cost 14 million

MooseheadJack13 (5:49:41 PM): FLB needs more than that

MooseheadJack13 (5:49:51 PM): he needs roids and a hug

MightyDerf86 (5:52:05 PM): lean into that one

MooseheadJack13 (5:53:19 PM): another concussion for Church

MightyDerf86 (5:54:44 PM): YES

MooseheadJack13 (5:54:48 PM): that was a foul ball

TarheelMike82 (5:54:50 PM): Johan laying the lumber

MooseheadJack13 (5:54:53 PM): these umps suck

MooseheadJack13 (5:55:09 PM): on the field instead of in Jose for a change

TarheelMike82 (5:55:11 PM): Hey, where are the Braves?

MightyDerf86 (5:55:19 PM): .500 ball since June 13?

MightyDerf86 (5:55:20 PM): solid

MooseheadJack13 (5:55:31 PM): excellent

MightyDerf86 (5:55:39 PM): sounds like last year

MooseheadJack13 (5:55:46 PM): yup

TarheelMike82 (5:56:34 PM): Oh good lord

MightyDerf86 (5:56:35 PM): what?

MooseheadJack13 (5:56:41 PM): what the fuck?

TarheelMike82 (5:56:55 PM): HAHAHAHA

MightyDerf86 (5:56:58 PM): holy fuck

MightyDerf86 (5:57:10 PM): how do you not get the sure out?

MightyDerf86 (5:57:15 PM): you’re not throwing out Reyes

MooseheadJack13 (5:57:20 PM): no

MightyDerf86 (5:57:21 PM): CMON CHICKEN

MooseheadJack13 (5:57:27 PM): that was a bad mistake by Utley there

TarheelMike82 (5:57:30 PM): He thought Santana was gonna come in spikes high

MightyDerf86 (5:57:45 PM): fucking right

MightyDerf86 (5:57:48 PM): as he should have

TarheelMike82 (5:58:01 PM): At least johan didn’t fucking BARREL ROLL into second

MightyDerf86 (5:58:06 PM): there’s that too

TarheelMike82 (5:58:17 PM): cause that worked so well last year

Cyclops698 (5:58:21 PM): nice fielding Cole

MooseheadJack13 (5:58:22 PM): jesus

Cyclops698 (5:58:28 PM): MVP MVP

MooseheadJack13 (5:58:33 PM): why couldn’t we have had the early game on?

MooseheadJack13 (5:58:39 PM): MVP, HA

MooseheadJack13 (5:58:42 PM): no chance

Cyclops698 (5:58:43 PM): there was no early game

MooseheadJack13 (5:58:59 PM): you know, that early game where you got shut down by a 45 year old

TarheelMike82 (5:59:01 PM): Because like I told Solly, the Phils winning the early game makes this chat SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING

MooseheadJack13 (5:59:12 PM): yeah it does

MightyDerf86 (5:59:25 PM): yes it does

MooseheadJack13 (5:59:30 PM): all this will just make the come back sweeter

TarheelMike82 (5:59:52 PM): Hamels was trying to clean David’s uni off for him

MightyDerf86 (6:00:10 PM): cmon DW

Cyclops698 (6:00:23 PM): just missed it

MightyDerf86 (6:00:44 PM): damn

MightyDerf86 (6:00:52 PM): EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

MooseheadJack13 (6:01:01 PM): that is the worst song ever

TarheelMike82 (6:01:08 PM): Sav was clapping her hands

MightyDerf86 (6:01:14 PM): Sav is the best

Cyclops698 (6:01:18 PM): thats hawt

TarheelMike82 (6:01:20 PM): shut it Sop

MooseheadJack13 (6:01:24 PM): a walk here would be bad

Cyclops698 (6:01:26 PM): too late

TarheelMike82 (6:01:30 PM): OH SHIT!

MightyDerf86 (6:01:33 PM): FUCK

Cyclops698 (6:01:34 PM): he hit the shit out of that one

MooseheadJack13 (6:01:36 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN

TarheelMike82 (6:01:36 PM): Hamels with the HEATER!

Cyclops698 (6:01:38 PM): look at it go

TarheelMike82 (6:02:06 PM): that’s huge

MooseheadJack13 (6:02:08 PM): whew

MightyDerf86 (6:02:08 PM): GODDAMN IT

MightyDerf86 (6:02:12 PM): first pitch swinging?

MightyDerf86 (6:02:27 PM): they went all Braves

TarheelMike82 (6:02:35 PM): Frenchy would be proud

MooseheadJack13 (6:02:36 PM): Phillies need to get their heads in the game here, stop letting the cheating ass umps distract them

TarheelMike82 (6:02:37 PM): RAY!

TarheelMike82 (6:02:39 PM): DINNER!

MightyDerf86 (6:02:45 PM): dinner Ray

TarheelMike82 (6:02:47 PM): back soon

MightyDerf86 (6:03:11 PM): and that’s why DW isn’t winning a damn thing

MightyDerf86 (6:03:15 PM): a fly ball gets a run

MooseheadJack13 (6:03:29 PM): this commercial is funny

MightyDerf86 (6:03:54 PM): it’s stupid

Cyclops698 (6:04:15 PM): wheres the midget for this chat?

MightyDerf86 (6:04:29 PM): I invited him

MightyDerf86 (6:05:10 PM): he’s probably still pissed about Wood giving up 3 in the 9th today

MightyDerf86 (6:06:00 PM): SIT DOWN

Cyclops698 (6:06:14 PM): doesnt wood always give up like 3 in the ninth

MightyDerf86 (6:06:28 PM): true

MightyDerf86 (6:07:19 PM): SIT DOWN

MightyDerf86 (6:08:04 PM): FUCK

Cyclops698 (6:08:06 PM): SIT DOWN

Cyclops698 (6:08:09 PM): wait, thats not right

Cyclops698 (6:08:23 PM): lay down you fat man

MooseheadJack13 (6:08:24 PM): hey how bout that

TarheelMike82 (6:08:24 PM): Damn, I walk in and Howard is circling the bases

MightyDerf86 (6:08:29 PM): this is why Wright had to get at least one run in

TarheelMike82 (6:08:32 PM): You do that after K’s now?

Cyclops698 (6:08:54 PM): get off the wright hate, you racist

MightyDerf86 (6:09:11 PM): David Wrong

MooseheadJack13 (6:09:19 PM): Wright-Schu

Cyclops698 (6:09:30 PM): Fred “DFA Delgado” Solomon

MightyDerf86 (6:09:38 PM): hey motherfucker, you wanted to cut him too

Cyclops698 (6:09:47 PM): never

Cyclops698 (6:09:53 PM): ive always been a delgado fan

MightyDerf86 (6:09:59 PM): of course

MooseheadJack13 (6:10:00 PM): always

MooseheadJack13 (6:11:02 PM): release him

TarheelMike82 (6:11:21 PM): Gammons: Then, Carlos got his shipment in

MightyDerf86 (6:11:26 PM): Then Willie was fired

MooseheadJack13 (6:11:26 PM): HA

MooseheadJack13 (6:11:31 PM): fuck that

MooseheadJack13 (6:11:42 PM): if he is that much of a petulant little bitch, cut him anyway

TarheelMike82 (6:12:11 PM): When you think of Delgado you think of home runs?

MightyDerf86 (6:12:27 PM): YES I DO

TarheelMike82 (6:12:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

Cyclops698 (6:12:35 PM): IT IS HIGH

Cyclops698 (6:12:39 PM): IT IS FAR

MooseheadJack13 (6:12:45 PM): yeah he must have had time between games to juice up today

MightyDerf86 (6:12:51 PM): where’s the apple?

Cyclops698 (6:12:53 PM): PUT IT ON THE BOARD

TarheelMike82 (6:12:54 PM): No matter what just happened, I always think of this: http://stephenrahn.com/blog/wp-images/Greatcatch_11868/willie5.jpg

MightyDerf86 (6:13:24 PM): HEY LOLIFE, FUCK OFF

MooseheadJack13 (6:13:29 PM): I demand a test on Delgado

MooseheadJack13 (6:13:33 PM): no way he passes

TarheelMike82 (6:13:35 PM): Hey, I’m grasping for relevance, here

MightyDerf86 (6:14:27 PM): HR, 3 RBI off Hamels

TarheelMike82 (6:14:34 PM): Did that one land on your roof, Dev?

MooseheadJack13 (6:14:38 PM): clearly he cheats

MooseheadJack13 (6:14:45 PM): that was barely out

MooseheadJack13 (6:14:46 PM): too high

TarheelMike82 (6:14:57 PM): who gives a shit, it’s gone

MightyDerf86 (6:14:58 PM): HAHAHAHA

Cyclops698 (6:15:11 PM): these Phillies are still shitty

TarheelMike82 (6:16:08 PM): The Mets need a guy named Dices to complement Tatis

MightyDerf86 (6:16:16 PM): 41-24?  if we had any kind of a bullpen, we’d be 10 games up

MooseheadJack13 (6:16:24 PM): not really

MooseheadJack13 (6:16:27 PM): you would still suck

MightyDerf86 (6:16:40 PM): Dices Da Last Round?

TarheelMike82 (6:16:47 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

TarheelMike82 (6:17:11 PM): BRETT FAVRE!

MightyDerf86 (6:17:13 PM): FAVRE

MooseheadJack13 (6:17:15 PM): HA

MooseheadJack13 (6:17:28 PM): took an hour and 15 minutes for Favre to come up

TarheelMike82 (6:17:28 PM): Yeah, that 4th down pass was just the greatest shit ever

TarheelMike82 (6:17:36 PM): Let’s just THROW IT IN ThE FUCKING AIR TO NOBODY

TarheelMike82 (6:17:57 PM): Only BRETT FAVRE could make that pass

MightyDerf86 (6:18:19 PM): ain’t Moose’s starting QB on the Raiders?

MooseheadJack13 (6:18:26 PM): he is now

TarheelMike82 (6:18:30 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

MightyDerf86 (6:18:32 PM): nice first pick

Cyclops698 (6:18:33 PM): JaMARCUS

TarheelMike82 (6:18:34 PM): uh oh

MooseheadJack13 (6:18:41 PM): stupid Kansas City

Cyclops698 (6:18:56 PM): arent you a KC fan?

MooseheadJack13 (6:19:06 PM): I have always like the……I mean NO

MightyDerf86 (6:19:43 PM): great but who are the Chefs?

TarheelMike82 (6:19:55 PM): great googily moogily

MightyDerf86 (6:20:28 PM): was Utley on the bag?

MooseheadJack13 (6:20:33 PM): this time

MightyDerf86 (6:20:56 PM): and that cancels out RFH’s HR

TarheelMike82 (6:20:59 PM): Hey Solly, remember when Larry hit one off the MIDDLE of the scoreboard?

MooseheadJack13 (6:20:59 PM): did Garcia start today?

TarheelMike82 (6:21:05 PM): yes

MooseheadJack13 (6:21:12 PM): did he do anything decent?

MightyDerf86 (6:21:16 PM): was that the one that Tex followed with another HR?

Cyclops698 (6:21:18 PM): no

TarheelMike82 (6:21:20 PM): yes

MightyDerf86 (6:21:25 PM): thought so – fuck off

TarheelMike82 (6:21:26 PM): and no, not really Moose

MooseheadJack13 (6:21:37 PM): dammit

MightyDerf86 (6:22:21 PM): already looking for another QB?

TarheelMike82 (6:22:36 PM): Take Brodie Croyle

Cyclops698 (6:22:46 PM): ill trade you chad

TarheelMike82 (6:22:55 PM): I Don’t Wanna Lose Your Love… TONIIIIIIGHT!

MooseheadJack13 (6:23:07 PM): when I think of great QB’s I think of Brodie Croyle, cause Brodie Croyle is a football player that makes football plays

MooseheadJack13 (6:23:52 PM): 78 pitches in 3 innings

MooseheadJack13 (6:23:54 PM): yikes

MooseheadJack13 (6:24:18 PM): knocked the shit out of that one

MightyDerf86 (6:24:32 PM): that one didn’t have the distance

MooseheadJack13 (6:24:37 PM): not quite

MightyDerf86 (6:24:47 PM): Sonnanstine sucks

TarheelMike82 (6:24:49 PM): hell of a dancer

TarheelMike82 (6:24:54 PM): FUCK YOU SOLLY

MooseheadJack13 (6:24:55 PM): neither does this one

Cyclops698 (6:24:59 PM): wow, hit the shit out of that one too

MightyDerf86 (6:25:01 PM): oh you don’t like that?

MooseheadJack13 (6:25:19 PM): YANKEES ARE ONLY 10 OUT! THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT

TarheelMike82 (6:25:26 PM): The Jays are ahead of the Yanks??

TarheelMike82 (6:25:28 PM): I love it

MooseheadJack13 (6:25:40 PM): FINALLY my prediction will come true

MightyDerf86 (6:25:47 PM): 5 pitch inning?

MightyDerf86 (6:25:49 PM): close

MooseheadJack13 (6:25:50 PM): Santana needs a quick one, what is Reyes doing

MooseheadJack13 (6:25:51 PM): 7

MooseheadJack13 (6:26:00 PM): love that plate patience Philly

MightyDerf86 (6:26:23 PM): the Jays are ahead of the Yanks… and here’s Santana being absolutely filthy

MightyDerf86 (6:26:25 PM): that’s a shame

MightyDerf86 (6:26:39 PM): Kennedy and Hughes have exactly 0 wins this year

MooseheadJack13 (6:26:41 PM): filthy?

MooseheadJack13 (6:26:53 PM): not sure I would go that far, he has given up 2 runs in 4 innings

MightyDerf86 (6:26:59 PM): FILTHY

MightyDerf86 (6:27:00 PM): he rules

TarheelMike82 (6:27:07 PM): e’s ont he Mets, of course he’s filthy

MooseheadJack13 (6:27:13 PM): well yeah

MightyDerf86 (6:27:14 PM): you shut your mouth

TarheelMike82 (6:27:16 PM): he needs a shower or ten

MooseheadJack13 (6:27:22 PM): several infections or something I am sure

MightyDerf86 (6:27:28 PM): if anyone is Pigpen here, it’s clearly Moose

MooseheadJack13 (6:27:44 PM): does that mean the Mets will overpay for me too?

TarheelMike82 (6:28:07 PM): HA!

MightyDerf86 (6:28:40 PM): keep throwing Cole

TarheelMike82 (6:28:56 PM): SO-GAY!  SO-GAY!

MightyDerf86 (6:29:00 PM): HAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (6:29:03 PM): HA

MightyDerf86 (6:29:13 PM): the fuck is he swinging at

MooseheadJack13 (6:29:14 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN

MooseheadJack13 (6:29:21 PM): OMG TOM BRADY

TarheelMike82 (6:29:27 PM): DID YOU KNOW TOM BRADY IS HURT?

MooseheadJack13 (6:30:01 PM): I guarantee you this tomorrow there will be an announcement: DUE TO INJURY TO TOM BRADY, THE NFL SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED

MightyDerf86 (6:30:08 PM): no

MightyDerf86 (6:30:09 PM): just yours

MooseheadJack13 (6:30:19 PM): my season was over already

Cyclops698 (6:30:22 PM): sweet the giants stay champs

MooseheadJack13 (6:30:32 PM): no they are stripped for being a fluke

MooseheadJack13 (6:30:38 PM): and only beating the Redskins by 10

MightyDerf86 (6:30:39 PM): a broken face?  did he go parasailing?

TarheelMike82 (6:30:48 PM): HAHAHAHA

Cyclops698 (6:31:06 PM): you only beat the rams by 35

TarheelMike82 (6:31:10 PM): Victorino comes in behind a lot of guys

MightyDerf86 (6:31:14 PM): HAHAHA

Cyclops698 (6:31:16 PM): clearly the eagles suck

MooseheadJack13 (6:31:21 PM): yeah clearly

MooseheadJack13 (6:31:30 PM): a 35 point win? THAT SUCKS! BOOOOOO

MightyDerf86 (6:32:06 PM): Foxworthy?

MightyDerf86 (6:32:08 PM): are you kidding me?

MooseheadJack13 (6:32:19 PM): its better than Dane Cook

MightyDerf86 (6:32:35 PM): the NFL gets Don Cheadle to do their spots and we get Hillbilly Jim

Cyclops698 (6:32:41 PM): they needed someone less intelligent than moose

MooseheadJack13 (6:32:49 PM): so you are volunteering Sop?

MightyDerf86 (6:32:53 PM): HA

TarheelMike82 (6:33:03 PM): damn, I walked out of the room – who?

MightyDerf86 (6:33:18 PM): who did the what now?

TarheelMike82 (6:33:25 PM): the MLB spot I presume?

MightyDerf86 (6:33:32 PM): Jeff Foxworthy

TarheelMike82 (6:33:35 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (6:33:36 PM): beside, Foxworthy knows all about October baseball, often he was the only one in the stands when the Braves played in October

MightyDerf86 (6:33:42 PM): OH DAMN

MightyDerf86 (6:33:53 PM): well Mikey was… once.

Cyclops698 (6:33:55 PM): mike, in all seriousness, how is my future ex-wife?

TarheelMike82 (6:34:06 PM): all those years when the Mets and Phils WEREN’T playing in October

TarheelMike82 (6:34:11 PM): Um, which one?

MightyDerf86 (6:34:17 PM): I know where this is going

Cyclops698 (6:34:20 PM): your daughter

TarheelMike82 (6:34:22 PM): Cause I have an  ex-wife that acts like she’s 15

MooseheadJack13 (6:34:23 PM): well to be fair, the Braves were there, but they really weren’t playing either

TarheelMike82 (6:34:50 PM): she’s good – growing like a weed, straight up – she’s the tallest kid in her kindergarten class

MightyDerf86 (6:35:06 PM): speaking of tall…

TarheelMike82 (6:35:10 PM): HA!

natecorbitt (6:35:14 PM): STFU

Cyclops698 (6:35:50 PM): is sav taller than pun?

TarheelMike82 (6:35:58 PM): When the fuck has trhe Mets bullpen been “excellent?”

natecorbitt (6:36:02 PM): Probably

TarheelMike82 (6:36:05 PM): It’s probably a push

MooseheadJack13 (6:36:10 PM): never

Cyclops698 (6:36:13 PM): is hornswoggle?

MightyDerf86 (6:36:27 PM): the bullpen has been pretty good for about a week now

MightyDerf86 (6:36:34 PM): ever since the 7-0 blown lead

MooseheadJack13 (6:36:34 PM): a whole week?

MightyDerf86 (6:36:38 PM): and that was mostly Pedro

MooseheadJack13 (6:36:44 PM): cause Pedro sucks

Cyclops698 (6:37:01 PM): pedro should close

MooseheadJack13 (6:37:05 PM): HA

MooseheadJack13 (6:37:17 PM): that would be excellent

MightyDerf86 (6:37:17 PM): I said that a while ago

MightyDerf86 (6:37:25 PM): WHERE DID THAT MISS

MooseheadJack13 (6:37:28 PM): I am sure that 80mph fastball would fool a lot of people

Cyclops698 (6:37:29 PM): i said it 4 years ago

MightyDerf86 (6:37:32 PM): true

TarheelMike82 (6:37:36 PM): he less a liability throwing one inning a game

MooseheadJack13 (6:37:58 PM): no, that just means he gets hurt in 5 days instead of 5 weeks

MightyDerf86 (6:38:06 PM): plus if he knows he’s only pitching one inning, he can go all out

MightyDerf86 (6:38:09 PM): like maybe 89

MooseheadJack13 (6:38:15 PM): keep dreaming

MooseheadJack13 (6:38:18 PM): BelTRON

TarheelMike82 (6:38:43 PM): what’s with BelTRON’s beard?

MightyDerf86 (6:38:55 PM): what about it?

Cyclops698 (6:39:08 PM): delgado forgot to wipe

MightyDerf86 (6:39:12 PM): damn

MooseheadJack13 (6:39:14 PM): first pitch would be in Delgado’s ribs

TarheelMike82 (6:39:15 PM): HAHAHAHA

MightyDerf86 (6:40:26 PM): Moose, this commercial is stupid

natecorbitt (6:40:31 PM): OH NO YOU D’INT!

MightyDerf86 (6:40:35 PM): an action game rated T?

MooseheadJack13 (6:40:41 PM): this commercial is funny

MooseheadJack13 (6:40:47 PM): YOU are stupid

MooseheadJack13 (6:40:52 PM): damn I am missing IRT

Cyclops698 (6:40:54 PM): ooooh burn

MooseheadJack13 (6:41:00 PM): damn right it was

MightyDerf86 (6:41:01 PM): they’ll replay it

MooseheadJack13 (6:41:18 PM): holy shit

MooseheadJack13 (6:41:24 PM): these guys are fucking nuts

MightyDerf86 (6:41:32 PM): who?

MooseheadJack13 (6:41:36 PM): IRT

natecorbitt (6:41:43 PM): What’s IRT?

MooseheadJack13 (6:41:53 PM): Ice Road Truckers

MightyDerf86 (6:42:00 PM): great show

MooseheadJack13 (6:42:07 PM): fucking insane

natecorbitt (6:42:19 PM): Focus Moose!  You only have one good eye.  You can’t pay attention to two shows.

TarheelMike82 (6:42:27 PM): Hey Pun, did YOU hear that Tom Brady died today?

MooseheadJack13 (6:42:28 PM): sure I can

MooseheadJack13 (6:42:38 PM): ok game is back on

Cyclops698 (6:42:45 PM): hes focusing on two chats

MightyDerf86 (6:42:50 PM): HA

natecorbitt (6:43:04 PM): I didn’t hear that.  I was too busy throwing shit at my TV when Ronny Cedeno did his best Alex Gonzales impression.

MooseheadJack13 (6:43:09 PM): not paying much attention to the WWE chat

MightyDerf86 (6:43:10 PM): OMG MOOSE LIKES MORE THAN ONE SHOW~!

MooseheadJack13 (6:43:13 PM): HA

TarheelMike82 (6:43:16 PM): HAHAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (6:43:34 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN

TarheelMike82 (6:43:35 PM): WWE: Walks With Equity (Lucky stat?)

MightyDerf86 (6:43:35 PM): think Dusty liked beating the Cubs?

natecorbitt (6:43:52 PM): Dusty can kiss my ass!

Cyclops698 (6:44:02 PM): IT IS HIGH

MightyDerf86 (6:44:04 PM): WOW

Cyclops698 (6:44:05 PM): IT IS FAR

natecorbitt (6:44:08 PM): EL GUAPO!

TarheelMike82 (6:44:08 PM): Jesus Christ Cerrano

MooseheadJack13 (6:44:16 PM): this guy is SO fucking juicing

Cyclops698 (6:44:19 PM): look at the pretty apple

MightyDerf86 (6:44:21 PM): hey Moosey, check out the Apple

MooseheadJack13 (6:44:25 PM): christ next time HIT HIM

MooseheadJack13 (6:44:34 PM): huh that wasn’t on my tv, sorry

TarheelMike82 (6:44:47 PM): Mets fans know about kissing balls

MightyDerf86 (6:44:54 PM): wow

MooseheadJack13 (6:44:59 PM): eat a dick roid freak

MightyDerf86 (6:45:00 PM): an actual curtain call

Cyclops698 (6:45:09 PM): 3 for 3, 2 hrs and 4 rbi’s?

TarheelMike82 (6:45:09 PM): MVP my ass

MightyDerf86 (6:45:14 PM): nah

MightyDerf86 (6:45:19 PM): Wright and Reyes will cancel him out

MightyDerf86 (6:45:24 PM): BUT he’s the team’s MVP

MightyDerf86 (6:45:36 PM): I think Braun will win it

MightyDerf86 (6:45:45 PM): another hanger from Hamels

MooseheadJack13 (6:46:00 PM): that was barely out

Cyclops698 (6:46:06 PM): he kinda hit the shit out of that one

MooseheadJack13 (6:46:39 PM): Juice Delgado

MightyDerf86 (6:46:46 PM): that’s your best?

MooseheadJack13 (6:46:50 PM): no

MooseheadJack13 (6:47:04 PM): I prefer Cheating Fucktard

MightyDerf86 (6:47:22 PM): you might hit like Burrell but you field like shit

MooseheadJack13 (6:47:38 PM): are you kiding Burrell is a lead glove outfielder

MightyDerf86 (6:47:43 PM): HA

MooseheadJack13 (6:47:58 PM): 102 pitches

MooseheadJack13 (6:48:01 PM): yikes

MightyDerf86 (6:48:07 PM): 106 now

MightyDerf86 (6:48:17 PM): good – clear Santana for Reyes

MooseheadJack13 (6:49:32 PM): 460 feet?

MooseheadJack13 (6:49:34 PM): pussy

natecorbitt (6:50:03 PM): Howard would have hit it 500?  If he actually connected?

Cyclops698 (6:50:13 PM): hes about to hit 500 pounds

TarheelMike82 (6:50:22 PM): HAHAHAHA

natecorbitt (6:50:39 PM): He, Prince Fielder, and CC would make a good wrestling stable.

TarheelMike82 (6:51:00 PM): With Bob Wickman as their manager

natecorbitt (6:51:07 PM): Or a re-formation of The Fat Boys.

MooseheadJack13 (6:51:18 PM): Howard isn’t that big

MightyDerf86 (6:51:18 PM): DISORDERLIES II ~!

natecorbitt (6:51:31 PM): CC is the new Human Beat Box!

MooseheadJack13 (6:51:37 PM): CC is huge

MooseheadJack13 (6:51:50 PM): Colon is bigger though

TarheelMike82 (6:52:28 PM): Okay, checking the football game… why did I think Matt Forte was white?

MightyDerf86 (6:52:32 PM): this ain’t no pie eating contest

TarheelMike82 (6:52:41 PM): HA!

MooseheadJack13 (6:52:44 PM): if it was, the Mets would have kept Load

MightyDerf86 (6:52:57 PM): that was a different kind of pie

MooseheadJack13 (6:53:02 PM): zing

Cyclops698 (6:53:17 PM): matt forte isnt white?

TarheelMike82 (6:53:23 PM): no

Cyclops698 (6:53:26 PM): really?

TarheelMike82 (6:53:32 PM): Yup – black dude

Cyclops698 (6:53:32 PM): its a very white name

MooseheadJack13 (6:53:43 PM): like that guy from the Angels

TarheelMike82 (6:53:44 PM): Okay, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one fooled

MooseheadJack13 (6:53:51 PM): Reggie Willits, wasn’t it?

MightyDerf86 (6:53:58 PM): yup

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:04 PM): he fell off the bag

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:07 PM): he was safe

Cyclops698 (6:54:09 PM): thats the opposite

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:10 PM): cheating fucks

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:12 PM): yeah

TarheelMike82 (6:54:16 PM): 15-6 Bears at the half

Cyclops698 (6:54:18 PM): black name, but hes actually white

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:19 PM): I assumed he was a black guy

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:21 PM): oops

MightyDerf86 (6:54:28 PM): damn it I need the Colts to score

TarheelMike82 (6:54:48 PM): do you lose points if your guy gets tackled for a safety?

TarheelMike82 (6:54:53 PM): If so, you’re down a deuce Solly

MooseheadJack13 (6:54:58 PM): 40 homers, 121 RBI and he’s batting .232

MightyDerf86 (6:54:58 PM): Addai?

MightyDerf86 (6:54:59 PM): shit

TarheelMike82 (6:55:03 PM): you don’t

MightyDerf86 (6:55:32 PM): I’m gonna lose anyway – I got nothing except a nice day from Rivers

TarheelMike82 (6:55:45 PM): not even a reacharound

Cyclops698 (6:55:48 PM): i think i won

TarheelMike82 (6:55:58 PM): cause Thai didn’t start Turner!

MightyDerf86 (6:56:02 PM): he didn’t?

TarheelMike82 (6:56:04 PM): nope

MightyDerf86 (6:56:04 PM): HO. LEE. SHIT.

MooseheadJack13 (6:56:09 PM): oops

TarheelMike82 (6:56:18 PM): He had Jamal Lewis and his 7 points

TarheelMike82 (6:56:24 PM): Turner had 34

MightyDerf86 (6:56:29 PM): ain’t that some shit

TarheelMike82 (6:56:43 PM): I think Dev still would’ve been leading though

TarheelMike82 (6:56:49 PM): he ws up BIG

natecorbitt (6:56:54 PM): Would you choads quit talking football?!?!  There’s a baseball game on!

Cyclops698 (6:56:57 PM): 86-58 win

MightyDerf86 (6:57:06 PM): tell em Steve-Dave!

Cyclops698 (6:57:33 PM): why is the lollipop kid talking?

MightyDerf86 (6:57:39 PM): wow

TarheelMike82 (6:57:47 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

natecorbitt (6:57:50 PM): You’d know about kids, Dev.

MightyDerf86 (6:57:54 PM): and lollipops

Cyclops698 (6:58:09 PM): damn right, hows my 2nd ex-wife, pun?

natecorbitt (6:58:30 PM): How would I know.  I dumped her before you got her.

MooseheadJack13 (6:58:39 PM): I can’t wait to see Sop on TV

MightyDerf86 (6:58:40 PM): goddamn it – he had him struck out

Cyclops698 (6:58:41 PM): you dumped your daughter?

TarheelMike82 (6:58:52 PM): my ex-wife dumped mine

MightyDerf86 (6:58:55 PM): “Brian, why don’t you have a seat right there?”

natecorbitt (6:59:11 PM): brb

Cyclops698 (6:59:22 PM): only cause you weren’t a high-profile dishwasher

Cyclops698 (6:59:32 PM): those things are like aphrodesiacs

MightyDerf86 (6:59:42 PM): I told ya – Cascade cologne

TarheelMike82 (6:59:50 PM): no vacations to the Cascade Mountains here

MooseheadJack13 (7:00:11 PM): cool IRT replays at 1

MightyDerf86 (7:00:17 PM): told you it replays

MightyDerf86 (7:00:22 PM): did anyone go through the ice?

TarheelMike82 (7:00:31 PM): Howard would

MightyDerf86 (7:00:47 PM): Howard would try to go in and miss

MooseheadJack13 (7:00:51 PM): thank you

MightyDerf86 (7:01:37 PM): I forgot you drafted Brees… nice job Mikey

TarheelMike82 (7:01:45 PM): damn straight

Cyclops698 (7:01:52 PM): so, any more Moss comments?

MooseheadJack13 (7:02:00 PM): he sucks?

MightyDerf86 (7:02:02 PM): he’s worthless without Brady?

TarheelMike82 (7:02:11 PM): He made Cassel look competent today

Cyclops698 (7:02:18 PM): speaking of

TarheelMike82 (7:02:26 PM): Loverboy Clay Condrey!

MooseheadJack13 (7:02:30 PM): HA

MooseheadJack13 (7:02:31 PM): nice

MooseheadJack13 (7:03:10 PM): where is Jason Lane playing these days?

Cyclops698 (7:03:16 PM): didnt i have last pick in the draft?

MightyDerf86 (7:03:18 PM): Houston?

Cyclops698 (7:03:26 PM): shouldnt i have #1 waiver prioroty?

MooseheadJack13 (7:03:28 PM): that way we could have Condrey, Eaton and Lane

Cyclops698 (7:03:36 PM): lane is in baltimore

TarheelMike82 (7:03:56 PM): shit, did I set it up backward?

MooseheadJack13 (7:04:30 PM): no, I get first pick

MightyDerf86 (7:04:34 PM): I do

Cyclops698 (7:04:57 PM): you two choose each other

Cyclops698 (7:05:00 PM): now lets move on

MooseheadJack13 (7:05:13 PM): if I was going fora catcher, yeah I would take Solly

Cyclops698 (7:05:30 PM): cliff lee is sorta good

MooseheadJack13 (7:05:49 PM): kinda, good thing no one had him and traded him away

MightyDerf86 (7:05:57 PM): I got my 8 wins from him

MooseheadJack13 (7:06:08 PM): yeah he only won 13 more

MightyDerf86 (7:06:21 PM): it’s Cliff Lee – who knew?

MooseheadJack13 (7:06:27 PM): very true

MightyDerf86 (7:06:47 PM): it’s not like trading Brandon Webb

Cyclops698 (7:06:56 PM): or scott kazmir

TarheelMike82 (7:06:57 PM): o r releaseing Hanley ramirez

MightyDerf86 (7:07:06 PM): you stay out of this

Cyclops698 (7:07:15 PM): me?

MooseheadJack13 (7:07:17 PM): I still get the male rape award this year

MightyDerf86 (7:07:19 PM): no, the lolife

MooseheadJack13 (7:07:20 PM): that is MINE

TarheelMike82 (7:07:31 PM): I think everyone I traded this season except Tex DID get hurt

MooseheadJack13 (7:07:38 PM): though, what has Larry done lately?

MightyDerf86 (7:07:44 PM): a couple of whores

MightyDerf86 (7:07:45 PM): no biggie

TarheelMike82 (7:07:49 PM): HA!

MooseheadJack13 (7:07:50 PM): I mean in the game

MooseheadJack13 (7:08:02 PM): his SWA is high, like always

MightyDerf86 (7:08:14 PM): SWA?

MooseheadJack13 (7:08:21 PM): Skanky Whore Average

Cyclops698 (7:08:54 PM): I like my own personal BPD

MightyDerf86 (7:09:03 PM): BPD?

Cyclops698 (7:09:09 PM): Banging Punshouse Daughters

MooseheadJack13 (7:09:30 PM): well, that would be zero, so, that sounds about right

MooseheadJack13 (7:09:40 PM): and appropriate

MooseheadJack13 (7:09:44 PM): Wags is hurt again

MooseheadJack13 (7:09:46 PM): he is done

MightyDerf86 (7:09:54 PM): that was old footage

MooseheadJack13 (7:09:59 PM): he was crying

MooseheadJack13 (7:10:00 PM): again

MightyDerf86 (7:10:10 PM): Pedro?

MooseheadJack13 (7:10:27 PM): they just put FES’s head on FLB’s body

MooseheadJack13 (7:10:28 PM): same thing

Cyclops698 (7:10:33 PM): Ryan Howard cause the buffet is closed?

MooseheadJack13 (7:10:49 PM): who the hell would eat in New York anyway?

MooseheadJack13 (7:10:55 PM): OMG TOM BRADY

Cyclops698 (7:11:03 PM): you really are an idiot

TarheelMike82 (7:11:04 PM): BRETT BRADY!

MooseheadJack13 (7:11:10 PM): ITS TOM BRADY

MooseheadJack13 (7:11:14 PM): MORE TOM BRADY

Cyclops698 (7:11:15 PM): why would eat in a city with some of the best cooks in the world

MooseheadJack13 (7:11:25 PM): fine, who would eat in Shea?

Cyclops698 (7:11:33 PM): good point

TarheelMike82 (7:11:34 PM): I know a chick in New York I’d eat

Cyclops698 (7:11:41 PM): i know one in GA

Cyclops698 (7:11:44 PM): whats your point?

MooseheadJack13 (7:11:47 PM): Mikey, he’s right here in chat

TarheelMike82 (7:11:55 PM): Who’s in Georgia?

Cyclops698 (7:11:59 PM): im not in new york dumbass

Cyclops698 (7:12:13 PM): oh no one

MooseheadJack13 (7:12:18 PM): close enough

MooseheadJack13 (7:12:27 PM): New Jersey, New York, a shithole is a shithole

MooseheadJack13 (7:12:33 PM): and yes Detroit is a shithole too

MooseheadJack13 (7:12:40 PM): cause I KNOW you were going there too

MooseheadJack13 (7:14:17 PM): boy, I am not going to miss listening to Morgan

MooseheadJack13 (7:14:43 PM): that was today huh

MooseheadJack13 (7:15:19 PM): dork with a sign

MooseheadJack13 (7:15:23 PM): poor kid has no future

Cyclops698 (7:16:02 PM): 110 pitches and johan is done

MooseheadJack13 (7:16:11 PM): pitched a good game

TarheelMike82 (7:16:40 PM): he battled

MightyDerf86 (7:16:42 PM): good game

MightyDerf86 (7:16:46 PM): fuck off

MooseheadJack13 (7:16:53 PM): you gotta tip your hat to him

MightyDerf86 (7:17:04 PM): and Sop, your joke was Alabama, not Georgia

Cyclops698 (7:17:28 PM): fuck that, ill wait til mike takes her to another thrashers game

Cyclops698 (7:17:34 PM): im not stepping foot in alabama

TarheelMike82 (7:17:52 PM): good call

MooseheadJack13 (7:17:55 PM): yeah you would be no different than anyone else in Alabama

MooseheadJack13 (7:18:09 PM): well, except Mikey

MooseheadJack13 (7:18:51 PM): so she fucks a horse

MooseheadJack13 (7:19:02 PM): I can’t decide if that is hot or disturbing

MightyDerf86 (7:19:14 PM): wait don’t you use that shit too?

Cyclops698 (7:19:15 PM): of course you cant

MooseheadJack13 (7:19:35 PM): oh like the Pedo has any right to look down at me

MooseheadJack13 (7:19:50 PM): not the two in one, that would just be……weird

Cyclops698 (7:19:54 PM): at least i can look with both eyes

TarheelMike82 (7:20:03 PM): ya’ll are some sick bastards

MightyDerf86 (7:20:11 PM): two in one? sounds like the Philly clubhouse

MooseheadJack13 (7:20:22 PM): I can watch you with one eye and watch the kids in the back yard with the other

MightyDerf86 (7:20:35 PM): and the other backyard… and the other one…

MooseheadJack13 (7:20:56 PM): no just one

MooseheadJack13 (7:21:07 PM): this next pitch should be in his ribs

MooseheadJack13 (7:21:37 PM): drill him like he was a Vietnamese amputee midget hairlip and you were David Wright

MightyDerf86 (7:22:03 PM): that’s totally uncalled for

MightyDerf86 (7:22:07 PM): I mean leave Thai out of this

MooseheadJack13 (7:22:21 PM): now I get why you like Thai so much

MooseheadJack13 (7:23:53 PM): SIT DOWN CHEATER

TarheelMike82 (7:24:14 PM): It’s the 7th inning – the Mets’ supplements only work in the first six innings

MightyDerf86 (7:24:14 PM): 13 games left

Cyclops698 (7:24:32 PM): at least weve pitched a no-hitter

Cyclops698 (7:24:33 PM): oh wait

MooseheadJack13 (7:24:35 PM): the Mets are like Solly in high school, they don’t score much

MooseheadJack13 (7:24:37 PM): oops

MightyDerf86 (7:24:51 PM): it would be funner if YOU didn’t say that

MooseheadJack13 (7:25:12 PM): the point is, YOU suck

MightyDerf86 (7:25:18 PM): you have no point

MooseheadJack13 (7:25:34 PM): I could make a comment here, but I am going to be nice

MightyDerf86 (7:25:41 PM): you be nice?  HA

MightyDerf86 (7:25:46 PM): make your point HK

MooseheadJack13 (7:25:50 PM): fine jerl, and you have no hair

Cyclops698 (7:25:52 PM): yea, he’ll use lube

MightyDerf86 (7:26:00 PM): that’s it?

TarheelMike82 (7:26:33 PM): JOHAN~!

Cyclops698 (7:26:47 PM): hes not coming back is he?

TarheelMike82 (7:26:52 PM): SOunds like it

Cyclops698 (7:26:55 PM): oh wtf

MightyDerf86 (7:26:57 PM): it looked like it

MightyDerf86 (7:27:05 PM): bring in Stokes and be done with it

Cyclops698 (7:27:09 PM): hes gonna let 2 on, then feliciano is gonna give up a bomb

TarheelMike82 (7:27:59 PM): i don’t hear any case against that scenario

MightyDerf86 (7:28:30 PM): Utley singles, Smith comes in to walk Werth, Feliciano gives up a bomb to RFH

Cyclops698 (7:28:59 PM): sounds about right

TarheelMike82 (7:29:15 PM): But it’s JOHAN!  He is invincible, yes?

Cyclops698 (7:29:19 PM): schoenweis is easily replaceable with feliciano in this scenario

Cyclops698 (7:29:29 PM): and smith could be heilman or sanchez

MightyDerf86 (7:29:34 PM): yup

MooseheadJack13 (7:29:50 PM): schoenweiss pitched earlier today

Cyclops698 (7:29:53 PM): names are really interchangeable at this stage

MooseheadJack13 (7:29:57 PM): TSTBTASL is in

TarheelMike82 (7:30:22 PM): “names are really interchangeable at this stage”

TarheelMike82 (7:30:29 PM): Kinda like porn

MightyDerf86 (7:30:38 PM): huge out

MooseheadJack13 (7:30:45 PM): that was foul

TarheelMike82 (7:30:48 PM): HOME TEAM!

Cyclops698 (7:30:56 PM): now it just means burrell hits the homer

MooseheadJack13 (7:31:07 PM): see, HOME TEAM ADVANTAGE! They are bragging about it!

MightyDerf86 (7:31:16 PM): speaking of, did you see my home team reference in the draft?

TarheelMike82 (7:31:22 PM): yes – nice

Cyclops698 (7:31:49 PM): double

MightyDerf86 (7:31:51 PM): PUT YOUR FUCKING GLOVE OUT

TarheelMike82 (7:31:53 PM): nice play dipshit

MooseheadJack13 (7:31:57 PM): nice hustle

MightyDerf86 (7:32:02 PM): jesus fucking christ

Cyclops698 (7:32:09 PM): here comes the walk

MooseheadJack13 (7:32:09 PM): OMG BRADY

MightyDerf86 (7:32:30 PM): FUCK YOU BELTRAN

MightyDerf86 (7:32:34 PM): Santana should still be pitching

TarheelMike82 (7:32:57 PM): I think Jake Taylor needs to make a stop by the Beltran house tomorrow morning

MightyDerf86 (7:33:03 PM): Feliciano walks RFH, Smith gives it up to Burrell

MightyDerf86 (7:33:06 PM): oh absolutely

MightyDerf86 (7:34:14 PM): besides… what’s the #1 rule in a late game?  don’t let anything go over your head

Cyclops698 (7:34:53 PM): battle hard?

TarheelMike82 (7:35:06 PM): ball 1

MooseheadJack13 (7:35:16 PM): what are the odds that Howard strikes out

Cyclops698 (7:35:21 PM): 0

TarheelMike82 (7:35:22 PM): fair

MooseheadJack13 (7:35:28 PM): 99%

MightyDerf86 (7:35:31 PM): better than average

MightyDerf86 (7:35:35 PM): [/Dundee]

TarheelMike82 (7:35:39 PM): love it

MooseheadJack13 (7:35:53 PM): .238 40 121

MooseheadJack13 (7:36:03 PM): well it wasn’t a strike out

Cyclops698 (7:36:24 PM): who the fuck is 43?

MightyDerf86 (7:36:26 PM): Stokes… just should have started with him

MooseheadJack13 (7:36:36 PM): Different Stokes

MightyDerf86 (7:37:38 PM): student loans… is this Moose’s commercial?

TarheelMike82 (7:37:48 PM): ouch

MooseheadJack13 (7:37:59 PM): I know a thing or two about student loans

Cyclops698 (7:38:09 PM): only thing you know something about

MightyDerf86 (7:38:19 PM): hey at least we can we write them off on our taxes

MightyDerf86 (7:38:37 PM): PAT THE BAT

Cyclops698 (7:38:43 PM): burrell really worked the count

MooseheadJack13 (7:38:49 PM): well not all of us can have a deep knowledge of chick flicks and girl shows

TarheelMike82 (7:39:25 PM): by the way… what in the holy fuck was FOX hyping all day?

Cyclops698 (7:39:28 PM): no, some of us do have working knowledge of WORD

Cyclops698 (7:39:33 PM): Fringe?

MightyDerf86 (7:39:34 PM): some Japanese show

TarheelMike82 (7:39:40 PM): no, the jumping thru the hole show

MightyDerf86 (7:39:46 PM): yeah it’s from Japan

Cyclops698 (7:39:47 PM): i think thats the name of it

Cyclops698 (7:39:57 PM): the fucking jumping through the hole show

MooseheadJack13 (7:40:05 PM): Hole,in the Wall, its about Solly’s Saturday nights in the local truck stop

MightyDerf86 (7:40:09 PM): HA

MightyDerf86 (7:40:13 PM): I don’t like you

Cyclops698 (7:40:15 PM): wow, that was actually good

MightyDerf86 (7:40:26 PM): oh please, he had that bullet in the chamber all night

MooseheadJack13 (7:40:37 PM): damn right

MooseheadJack13 (7:40:48 PM): from the first time I saw the commercial

MightyDerf86 (7:40:55 PM): sadly that’s true

TarheelMike82 (7:41:04 PM): HAHAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (7:43:13 PM): Pedro has an aura?

TarheelMike82 (7:43:24 PM): like Rick James?

MooseheadJack13 (7:43:25 PM): is that like some sort of Mexican convertible?

Cyclops698 (7:43:35 PM): nice catch Hawaiian

MightyDerf86 (7:43:46 PM): awesome

MooseheadJack13 (7:43:48 PM): made more of an effort than Monkey

MightyDerf86 (7:43:49 PM): tack on runs

MightyDerf86 (7:44:26 PM): cmon Bo Duke

MightyDerf86 (7:44:36 PM): where’s Murph?

MightyDerf86 (7:44:37 PM): WTF

MooseheadJack13 (7:44:38 PM): the Mets SHOULD score this run

MightyDerf86 (7:44:40 PM): Marlon Anderson?

MightyDerf86 (7:44:49 PM): perfect

MooseheadJack13 (7:45:03 PM): hey they managed to score

MooseheadJack13 (7:45:06 PM): they get a cookie

MooseheadJack13 (7:46:06 PM): ok, barring a Mets collapse – which is possible – we leave NY taking 2 out of 3

MooseheadJack13 (7:46:16 PM): a sweep would have been better, but 2/3 works

MightyDerf86 (7:47:38 PM): neither team could afford a sweep

MightyDerf86 (7:47:45 PM): but I’ll still take one win

MightyDerf86 (7:47:48 PM): that’s all I wanted

MooseheadJack13 (7:48:33 PM): exactly, the Mets couldn’t afford a sweep

MooseheadJack13 (7:48:42 PM): should still be a dog fight down the stretch

MooseheadJack13 (7:48:44 PM): I hope

MightyDerf86 (7:49:06 PM): a 2 game lead pretty much guarantees a dog fight

Cyclops698 (7:49:14 PM): as long as the numbers 7 and 17 dont come into play

MooseheadJack13 (7:49:17 PM): a tie would guarantee one even more

MooseheadJack13 (7:49:29 PM): but I will take 2 games

MooseheadJack13 (7:49:43 PM): we have pretty much identical schedules down the stretch, so this should be interesting

MightyDerf86 (7:49:47 PM): no tie… I can’t handle it

MightyDerf86 (7:50:05 PM): the Brewers will put up a bigger fight than the Cubs

MooseheadJack13 (7:50:21 PM): depends

MooseheadJack13 (7:50:37 PM): the way the Cubs are playing, them having that division wrapped up by then is no longer a guarantee

TarheelMike82 (7:50:57 PM): i know, ain’t it great?

MightyDerf86 (7:51:00 PM): no but they’ll have a playoff spot wrapped up

TarheelMike82 (7:51:17 PM): who cares, the more rants we get from the midget, the better

MooseheadJack13 (7:51:33 PM): not necessarily, I think the Mets and Phillies are both pretty close to the WC at this point

MightyDerf86 (7:51:48 PM): HTFY

MightyDerf86 (7:52:02 PM): Phils are 3.5 back

MightyDerf86 (7:52:05 PM): soon to be 4

MooseheadJack13 (7:52:05 PM): so by the time you play the Cubs, depending on how they do, that may not be a lock either

TarheelMike82 (7:52:12 PM): uh oh

MightyDerf86 (7:52:19 PM): …

MightyDerf86 (7:52:37 PM): fucking put that in your pocket

MightyDerf86 (7:52:39 PM): you have a 4 run lead

TarheelMike82 (7:52:56 PM): He’d know about balls in pockets

MightyDerf86 (7:53:19 PM): that’s 1

TarheelMike82 (7:53:20 PM): And Beltran would know about “lazy”

MooseheadJack13 (7:53:24 PM): this one doesn’t have the distance

MightyDerf86 (7:54:53 PM): does Matt Stairs still use Austin’s theme?

MightyDerf86 (7:55:01 PM): OH WHAT THE FUCK

MooseheadJack13 (7:55:05 PM): knocked the shit out of that one

TarheelMike82 (7:55:32 PM): Give credit to Wright for sacrificing his body on that racket… that man’s got a family to feed

MightyDerf86 (7:55:55 PM): HAHAHAHA

MightyDerf86 (7:56:46 PM): jesus christ

MooseheadJack13 (7:56:56 PM): Solly is having a stroke right now

MightyDerf86 (7:57:04 PM): STROKE, STROKE, STROKE

MightyDerf86 (7:57:08 PM): Don’t make fun of me!

MooseheadJack13 (7:57:10 PM): stop making fun of me

MightyDerf86 (7:57:13 PM): HA

MightyDerf86 (7:58:32 PM): one more

Cyclops698 (7:58:45 PM): OVER-RATED

MooseheadJack13 (7:58:53 PM): did they show Reyes?

Cyclops698 (7:59:00 PM): nope the other ss

MooseheadJack13 (7:59:06 PM): A-Rod?

MightyDerf86 (7:59:09 PM): YES

TarheelMike82 (7:59:09 PM): SIT ON IT!

MooseheadJack13 (7:59:18 PM): ok, 2/3

MooseheadJack13 (7:59:23 PM): lets go down the stretch

Cyclops698 (7:59:28 PM): 0-5, quality game for j-roll

MooseheadJack13 (7:59:35 PM): he is struggling this year

MightyDerf86 (7:59:50 PM): frontrunner

TarheelMike82 (7:59:56 PM): HA!

MooseheadJack13 (8:00:09 PM): ok back in a few

TarheelMike82 (8:00:17 PM): no rush, please

MightyDerf86 (8:00:40 PM): Rollins strikes out in his last game at Shea

MightyDerf86 (8:00:43 PM): I approve

TarheelMike82 (8:01:01 PM): Now, if only LARRY JONES could do that

MightyDerf86 (8:01:13 PM): just be patient

TarheelMike82 (8:01:34 PM): Bears about to go up 16 here

MightyDerf86 (8:02:24 PM): holy shit

TarheelMike82 (8:02:39 PM): THIS is why I don’t bet the NFL

TarheelMike82 (8:02:50 PM): you have to be insane to bet this shit

MightyDerf86 (8:02:53 PM): or the game in SD today

TarheelMike82 (8:02:58 PM): exactly

MightyDerf86 (8:03:18 PM): and I’m sure the Chiefs covered, yes?

TarheelMike82 (8:03:31 PM): easily

MightyDerf86 (8:03:38 PM): yeah I’ll stick with betting avs

TarheelMike82 (8:03:43 PM): HAHAHAHA

MightyDerf86 (8:04:47 PM): Lips finally picked

TarheelMike82 (8:04:52 PM): who?

MightyDerf86 (8:05:10 PM): Franzen

TarheelMike82 (8:05:16 PM): HA!  Figures

MightyDerf86 (8:05:24 PM): shocking I know

Cyclops698 (8:05:43 PM): who

MightyDerf86 (8:05:50 PM): C on the Wings

TarheelMike82 (8:06:09 PM): The Mule

TarheelMike82 (8:06:12 PM): or some bullshit

MightyDerf86 (8:06:22 PM): speaking of…

TarheelMike82 (8:06:23 PM): speaking of mules

MightyDerf86 (8:06:25 PM): HA

Cyclops698 (8:06:32 PM): whos up?

MightyDerf86 (8:06:35 PM): 2hot

Cyclops698 (8:06:37 PM): and is nieds playing?

MightyDerf86 (8:06:43 PM): Hodgey already took him

TarheelMike82 (8:06:45 PM): who ya taking Dev?

Cyclops698 (8:06:52 PM): right, but is he playing?

TarheelMike82 (8:06:57 PM): hell if I know

MightyDerf86 (8:07:04 PM): yes

MooseheadJack13 (8:07:08 PM): no one can top my awesome season last year

MightyDerf86 (8:07:14 PM): you played last year?

MooseheadJack13 (8:07:36 PM): if thats what you want to call it

MightyDerf86 (8:07:48 PM): I don’t really call it much with you

MightyDerf86 (8:07:53 PM): Addai is hurt?

Cyclops698 (8:07:57 PM): i guess i should look up names and decide who im picking

MightyDerf86 (8:08:02 PM): Clark too?

TarheelMike82 (8:08:06 PM): Haven’t seen details on that

MightyDerf86 (8:08:09 PM): awesome

MightyDerf86 (8:08:28 PM): I hate fantasy sports

MooseheadJack13 (8:08:50 PM): I am sure JaMarcus Russell will be just as good as Tom Brady

MooseheadJack13 (8:08:52 PM): right?

MightyDerf86 (8:09:01 PM): totally

MooseheadJack13 (8:09:14 PM): sweet, so I have nothing to worry about then

TarheelMike82 (8:09:24 PM): he’s not worried

MooseheadJack13 (8:09:57 PM): when I worry, people get hurt

MightyDerf86 (8:10:53 PM): by worry, do you mean “drive”?

TarheelMike82 (8:11:03 PM): HAHAHA

MooseheadJack13 (8:11:42 PM): they would get more than just hurt

MooseheadJack13 (8:13:32 PM): I told you, on a road trip, you drive, I work the ipod

MightyDerf86 (8:13:47 PM): I can live with that… NEEDS MORE CONTI

TarheelMike82 (8:13:58 PM): HTFY

MightyDerf86 (8:14:27 PM): Moose you’re getting outvoted 2-1 here

Cyclops698 (8:15:10 PM): i vote with moose

Cyclops698 (8:15:14 PM): can i keep the title?

MooseheadJack13 (8:15:42 PM): take it up with the bookerman

MooseheadJack13 (8:15:53 PM): when I control the ipod, there is no Conti

Cyclops698 (8:16:10 PM): ok bookerman, can i?

MooseheadJack13 (8:16:23 PM): no

MightyDerf86 (8:16:37 PM): we’ll put it on my Conti playlist and lock that sumbitch

Cyclops698 (8:16:38 PM): d’oh

MooseheadJack13 (8:16:46 PM): like hell

MooseheadJack13 (8:17:08 PM): you do that, and I will put it on helloween and lock that sumbitch, and I guarantee I have more helloween than you have Conti

MightyDerf86 (8:17:26 PM): maybe

MooseheadJack13 (8:19:21 PM): I’ll put spin doctors on repeat

MightyDerf86 (8:19:32 PM): you wouldn’t dare

Cyclops698 (8:19:47 PM): SPIN DOCTORS FUCK YEA

MightyDerf86 (8:19:50 PM): FUCK YOU!

MightyDerf86 (8:19:56 PM): AND YOUR TWO PRINCES

MooseheadJack13 (8:20:07 PM): little Miss Can’t Be Wrong for 12 hours non stop

Cyclops698 (8:20:29 PM): some pocket full of kryptonite

MightyDerf86 (8:20:49 PM): wait, why is Sop in the car?

MooseheadJack13 (8:21:05 PM): bait

Cyclops698 (8:21:05 PM): i just wanna hear spin doctors

MightyDerf86 (8:21:16 PM): I’m not driving with the two of you fuckers in the back

MightyDerf86 (8:21:24 PM): although one of you ain’t coming back

MooseheadJack13 (8:21:31 PM): who is in the back, Sop and Mikey?

MooseheadJack13 (8:21:43 PM): I am riding shotgun

MightyDerf86 (8:21:50 PM): Mikey’s up front cuz we’re gonna talk in dialogue the whole time

MooseheadJack13 (8:21:59 PM): no he has to be in the back

MightyDerf86 (8:22:02 PM): you will be on the roof, Aunt Edna

MooseheadJack13 (8:22:08 PM): the ipod cord won’t stretch that far

TarheelMike82 (8:22:09 PM): damn right

MooseheadJack13 (8:22:20 PM): oh I see how it is

MooseheadJack13 (8:22:28 PM): so much for the Blues Brothers theme

MooseheadJack13 (8:22:30 PM): fucker

MightyDerf86 (8:22:40 PM): the Bluesmobile didn’t have 4 dudes in the car

MooseheadJack13 (8:22:50 PM): FOCUS

MightyDerf86 (8:22:52 PM): and you’re too lazy to get out and clean the windshield

MooseheadJack13 (8:22:59 PM): hell no, I would do that

Cyclops698 (8:23:04 PM): GHOSTBUSTERS?

MooseheadJack13 (8:23:10 PM): keep your mouth open and get a tasty june bug

MightyDerf86 (8:23:26 PM): NEVER… EVAR… tell me to keep my mouth open Potsie

MooseheadJack13 (8:24:00 PM): like you haven’t heard THAT before

MightyDerf86 (8:24:06 PM): keep it out of chat

MightyDerf86 (8:24:08 PM): that’s all I ask

MooseheadJack13 (8:24:11 PM): as in “keep your mouth open so I can whiten your teeth”

MightyDerf86 (8:24:32 PM): better than strips

MightyDerf86 (8:24:33 PM): I mean

MightyDerf86 (8:24:35 PM): WHAT

MooseheadJack13 (8:24:46 PM): I said you suck a dick

MightyDerf86 (8:24:58 PM): not me

MooseheadJack13 (8:25:06 PM): way to ruin the joke fucko

MightyDerf86 (8:25:25 PM): what was the rest of the joke

MooseheadJack13 (8:25:44 PM): you were supposed to say what again, you know what, never mind

MooseheadJack13 (8:25:59 PM): IT’S RUINED

MightyDerf86 (8:26:04 PM): the feast…

MooseheadJack13 (8:26:18 PM): its ruined

MooseheadJack13 (8:26:30 PM): GREENSLEEVES WAS ALL MY JOY, GREENSLEEVES WAS MY DELIGHT

TarheelMike82 (8:26:47 PM): ya’ll are some sick bastards

MooseheadJack13 (8:26:58 PM): hadn’t heard THAT in awhile

MooseheadJack13 (8:27:01 PM): FINE LEAVE

Cyclops698 (8:27:08 PM): ok you two cyber

MooseheadJack13 (8:27:15 PM): maybe I will

MooseheadJack13 (8:27:22 PM): I never liked him

MightyDerf86 (8:27:52 PM): well this is one hell of a chat

MooseheadJack13 (8:28:09 PM): WHAT R U WEARING

MightyDerf86 (8:28:17 PM): A/S/L?

MooseheadJack13 (8:28:59 PM): 18/M/San Diego

MightyDerf86 (8:29:09 PM): for realz yo?

MightyDerf86 (8:29:24 PM): do u like water sports?

MooseheadJack13 (8:29:55 PM): g o r?

MightyDerf86 (8:30:12 PM): g… defnitly

MightyDerf86 (8:30:16 PM): (what’s g?)

MooseheadJack13 (8:30:24 PM): give

MightyDerf86 (8:30:27 PM): Oh

MightyDerf86 (8:30:31 PM): G

MooseheadJack13 (8:30:54 PM): thats a shame

MightyDerf86 (8:31:09 PM): y?

MightyDerf86 (8:32:09 PM): where did u go sexay?

MooseheadJack13 (8:32:14 PM): BRB

MooseheadJack13 (8:32:25 PM): damn I forget half the little chat things

MightyDerf86 (8:32:30 PM): WAIT

MightyDerf86 (8:32:41 PM): but you remember G o R?

MooseheadJack13 (8:32:52 PM): um MITR GTG

MightyDerf86 (8:33:06 PM): okies

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