Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Sollywood - YOU'RE GONNA CALL WHO?!

I don’t blame Bill Murray for turning down Ghostbusters III. Why ruin the legacy of the first movie if the script isn’t up to par? More often than not, a sequel is nothing more than a simple cash grab and doesn’t have the fun, excitement, or feel of the original.  For every “Godfather Part II” you get “Caddyshack II” or dare I say it, “Rocky V”.


Ackroyd of all people should know what happens when you greenlight a sequel without the main cast returning. You can't make a fucking Blues Brothers sequel when one dies and you sure as hell can't make a Ghostbusters sequel without Peter Venkman.




I have no problem with a Ghostbusters sequel if you pair them up with let's say four younger comic actors. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Seth Rogen, and Craig Robinson, for example.  You put those four with the returning Ghostbusters and I'd see it.  You put out a Murray-less movie and all the wit & charm is gone.




Between the Star Wars prequels and the fourth Indiana Jones movie, it's pretty clear that older movies should just stay cherished and not tinkered with. If you're gonna do it, do it right or don't do it at all.

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Monday Night Flaw - Episode 9


Monday Night Flaw - Episode 9
Andy and Chris break down the 2/21 live Smackdown, the 2/27 episode of Raw and break new ground when they make fat jokes about Nikki Bella and old jokes about the TNA roster. Also, we debut two new smash hit songs! OMG PRODUCTION!!!




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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Sollywood - Drop Dead, Fred

After the latest Fred Wilpon PR disaster, I’ve decided that another Fred should be running the team.  No, not me but here’s a list of other Freds I’d rather see running my beloved Metropolitans. Bonus points to anyone who can name all these references w/o using Google.

Freddy Benson
Freddy Shoop
Fred Sanford
Freddy Fernandez
Fred Garvin
Fred Flintstone
Fred Jones
Fred Mertz
Frederick Crane
Fred Palowakski

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Random Moosings - ROH Review 02/25/12

We are still at the Du Burns Arena in Baltimore Maryland…….at what point does it stop being a wrestling event and start being a hostage situation?

We open with a recap of last week’s events between Charlie Haas and the Briscoes.  Haas still asserts that if you hold up a chair, Mark Briscoe will just slam his head into it because he is that damn stupid.  I think I know people like that.  Mark got the win last week and Charlie embraced his inner heel by holding up a chair in the middle of the ring, and sure enough, Mark ran headfirst right into it.  It’s like a bell to Pavlov’s dogs.  We end with Nigel and Kevin holding ten grand from Charlie.  Straight cash homies.

Nigel and Kevin are in the ring, we are going to hear from the Briscoes, who are two angry chicken farmers.  We start with a tag match, but FIRST previews!

-The Young Bucks don’t have much respect for Caprice Coleman and Cedric Alexander, and they also call the Briscoes nerds.  Young Bucks need to work on their promo skills.
-Coleman and Alexander retort, one hits a great line “bring your Sports Entertainment attitude and your independent scene bodies.”  Other than that, a whole lot of yelling.  Calm down guys.

CEDRIC ALEXANDER & CAPRICE COLEMAN vs. THE YOUNG BUCKS

Kevin Kelly calls the Young Bucks hooligans.  Well that will certainly put them in their place.  The Bucks are riding high having put Rhett Titus out with a knee injury.  The Bucks still look like they picked up the Hardy’s tights from 2000 at a yardsale.  Ditch the bell bottoms boys.  The Bucks may not be much for fashion, but holy shit they are slick in the ring.  TNA kind of dropped the ball by letting these guys walk.  Coleman and Alexander hit some kind of weird superkick/faceplant thing on one of the bucks, looked like they broke his neck, but not so much.  More Bang For Your Buck ends it, that is also a pretty sweet move.  This was a really solid match.  The Bucks should make a good challenger for the Briscoes, but I can’t see ROH putting the titles on them.

TONIGHT! Davey Richards vs. Jay Lethal!

-Veda Scott talks to the Embassy.  If Lethal wins tonight, Ciampa’s match becomes a world title match.  Something tells me that isn’t going to happen.  Ciampa dares Lethal to win the title so he can beat him.  Interesting.  Be a man, and on March 4th he will humble him down to a boy.  Is the Iron Sheik giving Ciampa promo ideas?

-Kevin Kelly pimps the anniversary show. The Young Bucks come out again.  They are not fans of the Briscoes.  Shocking I know. 

-Kevin Kelly is back in the ring, and his guest is the Briscoe Brothers.  Mark looks no worse for the wear after running into a chair last week, though, how would you really know?  I guess you couldn’t do a sit down interview with them because they would just slam their heads into the chairs the whole time.  Dem Boys vs. Dem Lady Boys.  The Briscoes are going to New York and make the Bucks their personal bitches.  ROH is certainly back on their homoerotic path.  The Briscoes also have not forgot about winning FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS from the House of Truth a few weeks ago.  They were going to use it for a new manure shed on the chicken farm.  Well that is certainly money well spent.  Showdown in the Sun, they face WGTT.  Someone is leaving on a body bag, I think you meant IN, but you know what…..it’s the Briscoes not Shakespeare.

INSIDE ROH

-Steen re-destroys Andy Ridge.  Jimmy Jacobs comes out and makes a statement for short guys everywhere.  I saw what Jacobs did with the whole Age of the Fall debut.  I have high hopes for a Steen/Jacobs match.  Jacobs looks all emo, Fire will swoon.  It’s his turn to be evil, again, can we just team these two up?  When evil faces evil, is there ever a winner?  YES, we win!

-Steen wants Jimmy to make him bleed so he will remember the evil man that he is.  This feud has the potential to be awesome. 

-All Night Express takes on WGTT at the Anniversary show.  Titus is back earlier than expected from his knee injury.  Titus reminds me of the guy from Nickleback. 
-Next week Eddie Edwards faces Roderick Strong for a title shot.  Strong also wants Lethal to win so he can beat him for the title.  That really isn’t saying a whole lot about Lethal two guys want him to win the title so they can beat him rather than Davey Richards for the title.  Putting Davey over kind of big there.  Oh, and I still don’t care about Roderick Strong.

-Veda Scott talks to Eddie Edwards and Adam Cole.  Veda asks Eddie for his pick in tonights match, Eddie wonders about Davey’s focus.  Adam chimes in that Davey is distracted and says he will be better than Kyle O’Reily.  Thanks for playing Adam.  They face the House of Truth next week.  That should be a good match too.

DAVEY RICHARDS vs. JAY LETHAL

World title match.  I am still not really on board with Davey Richards.  The guy is good and all, but I don’t know, there is just something about him. 

-commercial first – Kevin Steen talks about Showdown in the Sun, Canadians are not used to seeing sun in March.  Kevin Kelly says Cornette will give Steen a title match over his dead body, Steen considers this, then says he guesses he has some killing to do.  See, this is why I love Steen

Back to the match!  You know one thing I don’t like about Davey?  That stupid hand over the face thing he does.  Stop it.  Good match between these two, this recap is not going to do it justice.  I am not about to try and recap this move by move.  Nigel pimps the fact that this is a WRESTLING match, thank you Nigel.  I am getting tired of Sports Entertainment.  Richards breaks out the Trailer Hitch and Jamie Noble gets a shout out from Nigel.  Again, this is why I like the ROH commentary team, they have no problem mentioning someone from another promotion.  Tomasso Ciampa wanders out with a steel chair……and somehow Mark Briscoe doesn’t run head first into it.  He takes a seat at ringside, cue the ominous music as we go to our last commercial break!  Back from the break, Davey does a head first dive and looks like he breaks his neck, but clearly Davey Richards has no bones to break…..that or he just no sold a broken neck.  Davey says something to Tomasso Ciampa, probably that his tights look silly and Ciampa gets in his face.  Kyle O’Reily races to the ring and calms things down and gets Davey back into the ring, but then hangs around ringside, in a move that I am CERTAIN will not come into play later.  And now…..here comes the House of Truth to ringside.  I think an impromptu lumberjack match might break out.  I hate when that happens.  And now Eddie Edwards and Adam Cole come out too.  Sure, why not?  I think Jake Roberts and Justin Credible are in the back too, have them come on down.  Truth Martini tries to get involved, which leads to a huge brawl outside.  Lethal catches Richards with possible the WORST elbow I have ever seen, but only gets a two count.  Security comes out to stop things, but THAT never works.  Lethal goes for the Lethal injection, but runs into Adam Cole and gets pinned with a pretty pedestrian kick to the head.  ROH needs to work on the ends of their matches.  Even though the end was kind of weak, this was a GREAT match.  I would venture to guess that there was as much wrestling in one hour of ROH as there was in six hours of WWE/TNA this week.

Next week…..will ROH finally release the hostages from the Du Burns Arena?  Also, Edwards vs. Strong for a title shot! Tune in!


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Monday, February 27, 2012

Sollywood - Braun's Balls

OK time to weigh in on the Ryan Braun situation. To me, it sounds like a lot like getting pulled over for going 90 MPH but the radar gun was off. You challenge it in court and get off on a technicality.  Here's the thing - it doesn’t mean you didn’t do it, it means you found a loophole in the system. I think that’s what happened with Braun.

Rules are rules. If the chain of custody was broken, then by all means overturn the suspension, but let's not forget Braun's test contained an incredibly high amount of testosterone. It was also revealed during his hearing that no one had tampered with Braun's sample. Why would they? How could they? Why would MLB be after one of their marketable stars? What's their motive to see him out for 50 games?  Why would the Milwaukee-based collector want to see the Brewers' best player suspended?  Are we supposed to believe that some mook just happened to have synthetic testosterone lying around in his house in case Ryan Braun’s piss was stored in his freezer?  Gimme a break.

Braun’s arrogance is sickening. YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM HERE.  You got lucky because of a delivery error, don’t act like you’re Andy Dufresne screaming at the warden.

Shut your mouth and thank Yahweh you’re not sitting out 50 games.

And eat a dick, MLB. THIS is your drug program? A loophole because FedEx was closed? Bud Selig is a joke. Fuck him, fuck his Brewers, and fuck Braun.

Thank you.

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The View From Down Here - Blatantly Stolen From Failbook

No, this isn't weird or creepy at all....




Courtesy of Failbook.com

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Northern Reflections - 84th Academy Awards



Awards season officially wrapped up last night with the 84th Academy Awards. Or “Oscars,” as they’re occasionally called. Maybe the event is the Academy Awards and the statues are Oscars. I honestly don’t know, and frankly, I’m too hungover to care. The show was long and dull, just like most of the movies that won awards, I assume. I’m pretty sure the only thing I saw that was nominated for anything was Moneyball.

Given that there are no more awards shows for me to make fun of, I’m taking suggestions for future blog topics. Doesn’t have to be Twitter-related. Just let me know if you want me to spout off on something, and I’ll likely oblige.

Without further ado, accompanied by a bottle of wine and a few beers, here’s what I saw.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Anyone up for a live tweet of the #Oscars? It promises to be self-congratulatory! (The Oscars, not the tweeting.) (But also the tweeting.)

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
By surprisingly popular demand, the #Oscars, as seen by progressively drunker me. #LetsDoThis

13h Jennifer Solomon ‏ @mightyerf
Holy shit, those were Cameron Diaz's nipples...it must be cold! #Oscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@mightyerf I knew I tuned in too late.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
As always, @tomhanks is a class act. Is there a nicer guy in Hollywood?

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Brian Grazer always looks like he just got electrocuted, and it's not just the hair.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Chris Rock is supporting Eddie Murphy with his Buckwheat hair.

Jennifer Solomon ‏ @mightyerf
Hey @psychofish77 you need a hashtag!

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@mightyerf DO NOT NEED~!

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
. @mightyerf is right. I need a hashtag. #phoscars will do. Although I can already see myself asking what P Hoscars means tomorrow.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Morgan Freeman should start every broadcast. Not just of the Oscars. Of everything. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
18-24? More like 12-15. Nice try, Bieber. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Oh, Tintin. I was wondering why Ed Grimley was making an appearance. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Ninth time hosting, first time since the 80s. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Just me, or is the audio way off? I'm getting a lot of feedback and echoes. #phoscars

Jennifer Solomon ‏ @mightyerf
@psychofish77 It's you. :-)

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@mightyerf Stoopid wine

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
These songs were better when not every movie was nominated for best picture. #phoscars

13h Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Poor skinny Jonah Hill #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@psychofish77 Poor poor skinny Jonah Hill #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
A seat-filler segment? In a show that's guaranteed to run long? Bad idea. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Hugo wins the first award for "movie I didn't see". This will be a popular award tonight. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Hugo wins another award, making it the first-ever recipient of back-to-back awards I was too busy tweeting about to know what they were for

Flawedcast ‏ @flawedcast
If #Hugo wins all night I'm going to kill myself...

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@flawedcast They thought they were giving awards to Adele for "Huge"

12h Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@psychofish77 Did you see Adele chase Indiana Jones?

11h Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
@fsolomon75 @psychofish77 "That's no moon." -Obi Wan talking about Adele

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Not a good idea to run a 21 Jumpstreet commercial during the #phoscars. Makes everyone look bad (who was involved in 21 Jumpstreet).

12h Jennifer Solomon ‏ @mightyerf
@psychofish77 Except the guy that's in it and nominated for an Oscar tonight, right?

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@mightyerf No, that makes him look even worse. Movies like that should be beneath him. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The show will run long. Stop filling. This is WWE calibre for video packages so far. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Nothing proves you're a lady like "looseness". #phoscars Costume design being awarded. It won't go to Thor, but it should.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Someone won for something. I wasn't paying attention because I don't care. #phoscars I'd get fired if this was my job.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Costume guy is from Niagara Falls. That's like 20 minutes from here. I still don't care. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The makeup award is up now. Harry Potter could win. That'd be fine. "Looks exactly like Meryl Streep" shouldn't win. But it did. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Really? SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MERYL STREEP~! #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Tom Cruise looks pretend. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Is Vince McMahon producing this? Any minute we'll start getting "Minutes ago" video packages. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Bullock out to intro foreign language film...in German. Canada should win. Because it's Canada, and we're everyone's buddy. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Stupid Iran. First the oil, then the Oscar. What's next, the unobtanium? #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
Iran won an award in a town run by my people. OK then. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Bale out to award Best Supporting Actress. My wife is surprised yet again that he has an accent. Gets her every time. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Why is Adrien Brody nominated here? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
McCarthy loses to... #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
...the chick from The Help who won the Golden Globe. No surprise. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The crowd is wearing its Standing O Face. Not sure why. Didn't see the movie. Won't see the movie. Spielberg gets thanks. Why not? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Why would people start talking about The Artist tomorrow? #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
Waldorf and Statler should be in the balcony instead. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@fsolomon75 I'd watch the Muppet-cast of this thing in a heartbeat.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The Muppets got hosed. They should have been able to perform for Best Song. And they should win the Feel-Good Movie Oscar. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Yeah, Vince is involved. This is pointless and terrible. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I blame Billy Crystal personally for wasting my time. Then I blame mt TV for showing it. Then I blame Hollywood. I'm blameless. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
We're watching an extended Best Editing nominee segment? Irony is key here. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Okay guys. You're editors. Staqrt cutting words...Nice work. #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
I really wish Eddie didn't drop out. This is brutal. #phoscars

12h Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Sound editing is a thing now? COME ON. Remember the Grammys, where they didn't even televise the important awards? #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@psychofish77 Yeah they should edit these out. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Sound Mixing? I think Tina Fey's making up awards so she doesn't have to get off the stage. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The crying guy and the annoyed British guy make a great sound editing team. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Remember when the Muppets sounded like the Muppets? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Cirque du...ANOTHER FUCKING "WHY I LIKE MOVIES PACKAGE"? #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
I miss Frank Oz. RT @psychofish77: Remember when the Muppets sounded like the Muppets? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
You know what would be better than this? Harrison Ford presenting an award for anything. Or anyone else doing that. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I hate when I go to a movie and some bitch stands on my head. #phoscars

Taryn Cooper ‏ @TarynItUpNY
one soiled.“@fsolomon75: I miss Frank Oz. RT @psychofish77: Remember when the Muppets sounded like the Muppets? #phoscars”

12h Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@TarynItUpNY One hat. Black.

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
Fixed RT @psychofish77: You know what would be better than this? Harrison Ford. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Stark and Pepper out with a bad bit to present Documentary. Stark saying "Boring!" was meta, though. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
A documentary won. The makers are 100% more exciting than their film, and I still don't care. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
PLAYED OFF~! #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Chris Rock is funny. Not as controversial as he's trying to be, but funny. Like cute funny. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Here are the nominees for the category Chris Rock just shit all over. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
No Pixar? Then give it to Lizard Depp. I didn't see Rango, but I will. Looks fun. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Jonah Hill has a 0.0001% chance of winning an Oscar tonight. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Only those who saw Bridesmades will get this joke. And they've grown sick of it. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
For once, I agree with Still. Just get on with it. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Visual Effects. Let's throw Marvel some love. Thor, Cap -- give a great movie an award. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
When I said "Still" a minute ago, that was my nickname for Ben Stiller. We're just that close. Also, I autocorrected myself. #phoscars
 
Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Adele wins the Visual Effects Oscar for Huge. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The lady who swore last year got to come back to give an Oscar to not Jonah Hill. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Nick Nolte looks like a fatter Santa Claus. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The BSA goes to Christopher Plummer. First win at 82. Congrats. Sincerely. #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
That's two actors from Dragnet w Oscars. Meanwhile, Ackroyd is selling wine at Walmart. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Okay, play him off. Crystal has another inane skit to get through. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Oh good. Another Whitney Houston tribute coming up. Can't wait. #phoscars

11h Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
But a 100% chance to destroying the buffet. RT“@psychofish77: Jonah Hill has a 0.0001% chance of winning an Oscar tonight. #phoscars”

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@BeerBaron4life But he's skinny Jonah Hill now. That's just cruel. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Luckily, I paused it earlier, so I got to skip some of Crystal's mindreading bit. Why is there a dog? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
When will President Oscar get that no one gives a shit what he has to say? #phoscars

Norm Macdonald ‏ @normmacdonald
you put a dog in a seat so you could do that joke? Animal cruelty.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@normmacdonald In that humans are animals, yes.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Original Score. Is this the one where the Muppets can win? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The Muppets didn't win. It's possible that they weren't nominated, but still, it's a travesty. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Will Ferrell and Zack Galafinakis. I'd watch that movie. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
MUPPETS~! #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
GIVE THE FUCKING AWARD TO THE FUCKING MUPPETS~! #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
MUPPETS WIN~! MUPPETS WIN~! MUPPETS WIN~! #phoscars Also, Bret from Flight of the Conchords. Awesome.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Bret classes it up by thanking Jim Henson. Stupid dusty living room. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Jolie out to announce Writer. She looks terrible. I haven't seen any of these movies. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Except Moneyball, which was excellent. I really liked it. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Skeletal is in this year. #phoscars

Flawedcast ‏ @flawedcast
That title would be totally different with some punctuation. Tinker Taylor: Soldier/Spy

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
So this is...Screenplay? Sure. That's different than Writer. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Woody Allan is too busy sleeping with a child to accept his award. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Hey, Sasha Baron Cohen got to appear. Not as a ridiculous character, just as...wait... #phoscars

11h Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
A Dodgers joke for @BeerBaron4life #phoscars

11h Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
@fsolomon75 really? Not watching, recording it. I'm in class.

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@BeerBaron4life A cheap throwaway joke, kinda like the whole telecast. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I think Angelina Jolie is just trying really hard to look skinny next to her nex kid's tribe. #phoscars

Flawedcast ‏ @flawedcast
How many Muppets are gonna be on this show? First there was Kermit Piggy and then the girl from Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayhem just presented

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@flawedcast Janice. Her name is Janice. Show some respect.

Flawedcast ‏ @flawedcast
@psychofish77 When did she hook up with Brad Pitt?

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@flawedcast Post-Aniston, pre-Wasplady

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
They're making some good dick jokes as they relate to short films. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
As it happens, this is @natecorbitt's favourite category. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I ate some really hot Thai food and got pho scars #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
So is this. RT @psychofish77: As it happens, this is @natecorbitt's favourite category. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Best Animated Short now. I'm guessing it goes to Pixar. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
"A Morning Stroll" is the dubstep of short animated films. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
This acceptance speech would be far more entertaining if it were the film makers who were short and animated. #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
So far, Oscar has rewarded Iran, Pakistan, and kid fuckers. Good on ya, Hollywood. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I could get behind giving that guy who played Ghandi a lifetime achievement award. Ben Kingsley. Who gets that one this year? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Ghandi? Gandhi? Fuck people with oddly spelled names. Mahatma JerMichael. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Is "Excellence In Directing" the same as "Best Director"? I really hope not. We need fewer awards. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Here's the thing: there are movies and there are films. I like movies. Fuck high art. It's not "important". #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Also, fuck Meryl Streep. Fuck her in the ass. JESUS CHRIST~! WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIA SHRIVER? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Oprah gets an Oscar? She was in one movie 25 years ago. James Earl Jones can have all the Oscars he wants. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Is it racist that I have no idea who the white guy who got an oscar with Oprah and James Earl Jones is? #phoscars

Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
Oprah got an Oscar? Wasn't she just nominated for Precious? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Nice of Crystal to wear a tux for this segment. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Still sad about Leslie Nielson. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Also, Phil Hartman. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
So many sound mixers I'll never get a chance to ignore during acceptance speeches. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Was I typing when they showed Whitney, or does she get her own segment on this show too? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Portman gets to decide who Best Actor is. Not sure I trust her judgment after she did the Prequels. #phoscars

10h Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@psychofish77 Those never happened

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I like that a guy as cool as Clooney could legit win a Best Actor award. #phoscars (Fuck the Artist)

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Gary Oldman has never been nominated for an Oscar? That speaks to how out of touch these awards are. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Sure. Give the Actor award to the guy from "The Actor". Real original, jackasses. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Ugh. We have to listen to that jackass next year now too. Poor Lead Actress. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Actress has to go to Michelle Williams for Marilyn, right? Also, How much does it suck that Ledger never got to play Cobain? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Okay, PHers, next PH Movie Pitch draft, I call Ledger as Cobain in a biopic. #phoscars

10h Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@psychofish77 Gator's casting Lincoln as Cobain. Calling it now.

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I've stayed up awfully late and consumed an awful lot of alcolhol for a show I don't care about. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Meryl Streep might be able to act, but fuck her winning the makeup category. That was ass. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Also, parts of Canada saying "Why her?", Meryl. Mainly my parts. #phoscars

10h Fred Solomon ‏ @fsolomon75
@psychofish77 TMI

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Not to ignore Meryl's speech, but I'm going to give live tweeting the NHL #TradeDeadline a shot while I'm working tomorrow #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Wait...Tom Cruise because his movie won Best Film last year? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Can Tom Cruise win for his portrayal as Woody from Toy Story? #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Madame Tussaud should be commended for adding animatronics to her repertoire. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
The Artist wins. Both people who saw it feel vindicated. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Hacky going for "no one saw it", but come on. NO ONE SAW IT. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Normally, I'm defending the Globes as the show of the people at this point, but it sucked too. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
And that's the show. Apart from it being a truly weak year for movies, in that I saw maybe two that were nominated for anything... #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
...the show was terrible. Far too many skits, none of which were good. The Cirque thing wasn't even entertaining... #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I think I'm done with this awards show bullshit for a while. I hope there aren't any coming up anytime soon. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
You can't base awards solely on box office, because then Twilight and Jack and Jill would win awards, but there has to be a way...#phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
...to reward excellence in popular filmmaking. "ART~!" shouldn't win because it's seeminglt important if it's not entertaining. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
Also, I'm still bitter about Forrest Gump. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
I'd like to thank everyone in my @Connect dealie who wants to hire me to tweet for you, but I do it for love. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
So, my #phoscars tweets will show up on PH at some point tomorrow. For my 7 actual followers and 43 pornbot followers...

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
...what do you want to see bloggified by me? I take direction fairly well. Is Blog On Demandf an thing yet? This could work. #phoscars

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
@coryharris I think everything that wins Oscars is stuffy and pretentious. But I also really don't care very much.

coryharris ‏ @coryharris
@psychofish77 The Artist is fun, despite what you may think. It's not stuffy or pretentious by any means; perhaps a lil melodramatic but fun

Michael Hodge ‏ @psychofish77
#phoscars Don't forget to tune in for #phTradeDeadline tomorrow. Goodnight, psychophants.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Sollywood - The Numbers Don't Lie






With the recent passing of Gary Carter, it got me thinking about the numbers retired by the Mets: 37 for Casey Stengel, 14 for Gil Hodges, and 41 for Tom Seaver. Does Kid deserve the same honor?


If you look at the numbers, probably not. He had two solid years in Flushing before his career started to go south. Does he really belong there with Seaver? Does he "deserve" it before Piazza? Before Hernandez, Gooden, Strawberry, et al?


On the flip side, I always felt that Carter's worth was beyond the statistics he put up as a Met. A true leader in every sense of the word. And not for nothing but if we're so hung up on Carter's stats in NY, remember that Stengel was a joke and that Hodges only had three winning seasons as Mets manager. By that rationale, Davey Johnson should have the fucking stadium named after him.


Retired numbers are a tricky issue. The Padres retired 6 for Steve Garvey and 35 for Randy Jones. Do they really belong there with Winfield, Gwynn, and Hoffman? If a team like the Padres honored players who won NOTHING for them, why can't a storied franchise (yeah I said it) like the Mets honor their winners like Johnson, Carter, Hernandez, Gooden, and Strawberry?


The Mets are in a no-win situation here. If they do nothing, they're seen as heartless bastards. If they retire 8, they're seen as opportunistic since they had chances to retire it years ago.


VERDICT: I'd like to see them retire the number. This is a franchise that built a statue for a player who never wore the orange & blue so I don't think it's too much to ask to honor one of their own. A great Met and even better man.


I know they're going to do something to honor him, I just hope they do right by someone who always did right by everyone else.

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Monday Night Flaw - Episode 8

Monday Night Flaw - Episode 8
Andy and Chris break down the 2/17 episode of Smackdown, the Elimination Chamber PPV, the 2/20 episode of Raw, discuss the upcoming Wrestlemania event and read ponderously long email submissions from the loyal and long-winded fans.


Discuss on the message board.

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The Devil's Den - Introduction


I was just going to jump into the first blog, but then I thought I’d do more of an introduction to what I plan on doing with the blog and give everyone an idea of where I’m coming from with things. I know I have a reputation for being really negative about a few things, but the fact is I like to think my negativity comes from a place of positivity in that I want things I enjoy to be better. Now, my opinion of better may not match yours but that’s where a lot of my so-called negativity comes from. With that being said, this blog is mostly going to be about entertainment (television, movies, books, comics, etc.)


I’m going to admit, I like a lot of shitty television and movies and books and I’ll concede the fact that they are bad. But it doesn’t change my enjoyment of whatever it is and the reason I get drawn into these bad forms of entertainment are characters. A show or movie or book can be horribly written, have plot holes you can drive tanks through, or just not have any real deep quality but if it has a character I can connect with or a relationship, whether romantic or friendship, that speaks to me as a viewer or reader.


My tastes have varied from comedies to dramas to procedurals; science fiction to crime to soap operas, etc…but the underlying fact between all of these genres that I enjoy is that there’s a hook that brings me. That’s not to say it’s only characters that can make me watch a show, but it is a major factor and it also works the other way. I can see the quality of certain shows but I also haven’t enjoyed them as much as so-called lesser quality shows. I understand that Seinfeld was a great show but I didn’t like the characters so I could never rank it as one of my favorite shows, yet a show like Entourage which could never be considered good, I enjoyed a lot more because it was a show with likeable friendships between the core cast. That’s just one example and as I continue to do these blogs which will be more of a review of my week watching tv or movies or reading books or comics, you’ll get more insight to characters/shows/books I’ve enjoyed (Peter Bishop/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) and things I’ve disliked even after being told I should enjoy them (Boardwalk Empire, The Killing, among others)


So starting next week, hopefully, this will be a place to get my thoughts on what’s going on in the worlds of television, movies, comics, and books. I’ll have reviews of anything I’ve watched or read as well as news and gossip on upcoming releases or debuts. I will appreciate feedback either here or on the forums and will be open to suggestions/comments/criticisms.

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Monday, February 20, 2012

Altaku - The Walking Dead: Triggerfinger

On last week's episode of The Walking Dead, we were all pleasantly surprised to see what looked like the beginning of Rick developing some balls and taking control of the overall situation he and his merry band of mentally challenged misfits have been thrust into. Tonight's episode, "Triggerfinger", did its best to demolish all of that progress in under sixty minutes, returning to the show's status quo of Shane being the only character capable of seeing the bigger picture in terms of the group's survival.



The show begins with the aftermath of the car accident involving Lori, who impulsively took off alone to find Rick, Glenn, and Hershel, largely because rationality is something out of Lori's comprehension. Two zombies are accosting our unfortunate heroine as she scrambles to escape the wreckage of the car, proving once and for all that zombies are not married to the idea of feasting on brains. By happy accident, Lori is able to dispatch the threats. Meanwhile, back on the farm, it has been hours since Lori has disappeared and the approximately dozen or so people there have just now noticed she's gone. Carol asks feral manchild Daryl, exiled to the backyard for presumably not being housebroken, if he has seen Lori, but he screams something incoherent about Sophia at her, completing Daryl's transition from one of the show's more interesting characters to one of the show's less interesting caricatures. Shane takes off after her, because Shane is the only person that can make a decision without half an episode of fretting over it.


In town, Rick, Glenn, and Hershel are hiding out in the bar as the friends of the two Jersey guys they killed last episode show up searching for their buddies, which turns into a firefight when Rick admits that he had to shoot the duo. Why these people are wasting tons of ammo and attracting zombies over two dead guys who seemed to be total assholes anyway is never explored. Glenn and Hershel try to sneak out the back door, leading to a scary moment where we think Glenn might have been shot. Hershel is forced to shoot the gunman, but Hershel is probably still drunk from the previous episode, so instead of a killing the gunman, it just injures him enough for him to lay around moaning and crying, which attracts the zombies, who begin to eat him in front of poor terrified, boozed-up, elderly Hershel. Rick regroups the trio, and they watch an idiot kid who had been searching for them try to leap off the roof of a building into the bed of a pickup truck. When the kid predictably fails, his friends leave him behind. This is the point where you or I would probably laugh and compliment karma on her timely intervention, but not Rick Grimes. No, in Rick Grimes' zombie apocalypse, you can't just leave an injured moron who had literally been trying to kill you less than three minutes ago behind, and in spite of Glenn's protests, Rick and Hershel risk their lives to rescue their would-be killer.


Shane manages to find Lori- granted, all he had to do was drive forward from the wreckage and look for the stupid woman walking in the middle of the road, but I'm not sure this simple feat could be accomplished by anyone else at the farm- and the only way he can coax her into going back to the farm and having her injuries tended to is by fibbing to her that Rick has already made it back to the farm. This kind of little white lie is a pragmatic one, but doing things to keep his friends alive is what makes Shane the show's de facto villain (OK, full disclosure: Shane sacrificing Otis to the zombie mob and still being in love with Rick's wife are why Shane is the show's villain, but actually going above and beyond to keep the party alive are supposed to add to the reasons why we should dislike the character, although without Shane they would all be dead). Upon arriving back at the farm and finding Rick not there, Lori reacts as if Shane has just given her the Chris Brown treatment, even though in actuality he has probably saved her life for the umpteenth time, and Shane accidentally reveals her pregnancy to the one person who still isn't aware of it, her son Carl, who takes the news as if he is somebody who contributes anything and is therefore somebody who needs to be consulted about stuff like this (spoiler alert: he isn't), causing Lori to do what Lori does second best: storm off in a huff (putting people in unnecessary peril is what she does best, should one find oneself wondering). Her anger is unfounded though, as Rick and the gang return just moments later with the kid they've rescued from town. Somehow, someone (probably Glenn) at least had the good sense to blindfold him, but nonetheless, Shane is understandably furious with Rick's display of compassion for somebody who had been trying to kill them and pointed out that his friends may be looking for him. Hershel, still all butthurt about the barn incident, reminds Shane that this is HIS farm and if he doesn't like what they're doing, he can go live in a sleeping bag in the tall grass with Daryl and his weird collection of squirrels and ears. 


As the show draws to a close, Dale is mouthing off to anyone who will listen that Shane is dangerous, and Lori uses her vagina to get what she wants from Rick, and what she wants is Shane dead. When Rick shows reluctance to do anything about the growing tension between Shane and the group, Lori tries to get into Rick's head by telling him that Shane thinks the baby is his. She finally appears to have Rick considering the possibility of taking action against Shane. Personally, I'm kind of rooting for Shane.

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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Random Moosings - ROH Review 02-18-12

We open with a recap of the Eddie Edwards – Kyle O’Reily  match from last week.  There’s Davey Richards, just like last week.  And yep, there’s Adam Cole as well.  And just like last week, Eddie and Adam challenge Davey and Kyle to see which team can be the wolfiest wolves in the world.

Kevin Kelly and Nigel McGuiness are in the ring, they are still in Du Burns Arena in Baltimore and NO ONE is leaving until they get the whole thing RIGHT! It’s been three weeks people, we are not kidding.  Young Wolves Rising, that’s what they’re calling the Richards/O’Reily vs. Edwards/Cole match.  Kind of sounds like a gay porn title there guys.  TONIGHT! Our main event is………cancelled.  It was supposed to be Wrestling’s Greatest Tag Team vs. The Young Bucks but Shelton is suspended because he does not feel $5000 is a fair price to pay for hitting a Briscoe with a chair.  So what are we going to do tonight?  Main event handshake?  Main event debate?  Main event promo?  No wait, this is not WWE.

And……here comes Charlie Haas.  I’ll bet he has things to say!  Charlie Haas calls Mark Briscoe a dumbass.  Evidently if you hold a chair up, the Briscoe’s can’t help but run into it.  Interesting.  Like moths to a flame so are the Briscoes heads to a chair.  He calls out the Briscoes, and I think you can see where THIS is going.  Charlie wants a match between either the one that can’t shut up, or the one that is too dumb to talk.  I believe he will get what he wants.  Haas gets Mark Briscoe tonight, and Jay gets handcuffed to the ringpost.  That sounds like a poor plan.

Jimmy Cornette comes out and knows Shelton is in Houston because he was Skyping with him.  Something you want to tell us Jimmy?  Jimmy has the sense to realize that this is a bad set up, but once again reassures us that Shelton IS in Houston.  For real.  Cause there is no way you can fake that.

Up next, KEVIN STEEN!

Commercial time – Team Ambition (that is what they are calling Davey and Kyle.  Wow).  Face Eddie and Adam.  Eddie and Adam are not the best promo guys in the world.

KEVIN STEEN vs. ANDY “RIGHT LEG” RIDGE

Another recap of Steen killing Mondo and Taven last week.  Steve Corino is out on commentary because he is an expert on the elusive Kevin Steen.  I hope he goes all croc hunter and tries to find his cloacae and then Steen stabs him through the heart.  I don’t like young Mr. Ridge’s chances here.  Steen hits a fallaway slam on the outside throwing Ridge right into the barricade.  Ouch.  Then KILLS him with a powerbomb on the apron.  Fucking OUCH!  F-6 ends it.  Steen pretty much killed this kid.  Of course Steen isn’t done after the bell.  He sets Ridge up for a package piledriver, Corino heads to the ring to stop him.  Jimmy Jacobs heads to the ring as well and brawls with Steen.  Jimmy Jacobs really looks like a pretty boy.  Jacobs calls himself an evil man.  I don’t know what he has done to be evil, someone fill me in.

Commercials!

Veda Scott talks to Davey and Kyle.  Davey is not very good at promos either.  So we have four guys in the ring who can wrestle, but none of them can talk all that well.  I guess that is good, that means they will never be in the WWE.

EDDIE EDWARDS & ADAM COLE vs. MATT TAVEN & MIKE MONDO

Evidently Taven is a replacement for Mondo’s normal partner, but I have no idea who that is.  Gee, two guys who had a match last week are teaming this week.  What could go wrong?  Taven and Mondo get more offense in than I figured they would.  I am still not sold on Mondo.  Miscommunication between Taven and Mondo lets Cole hit a bridging German on Taven for the win.  Decent match.  Mondo is not happy with Taven, slaps him after the match and PLANTS him with a DDT.  TAVEN AND MONDO EXPLODE!

Inside ROH

-Truth Martini cancelled the payment on the check the Briscoes stole.  Ok.  Did this really need to be explained further?  I guess they are going to push Elgin and Strong as more than just one off contenders to the tag titles.  That is fine with me.  Truth says there is a big difference between truth and facts.  Are there?  Not so sure about that.

- Briscoes vs. Bucks at the 10th Anniversary show.  The Bucks think they are going to win the titles.  I think Matt called them Chicken fuckers.  Then he called them dorks and dweebs.  Ooooohhh scary!

-Jay Lethal defends against Tomasso Ciampa.  But first, next week Lethal challenges Richards.  Lethal is looking forward to the match, becoming the first guy to hold both titles.  Lethal wants Ciampa’s title……of undefeated male.   Lethal also claims he is not going to get dominated by Ciampa.  What is going on in ROH tonight?

-The Embassy talks.  Ciampa wants the title.  Ciampa sounds like the Batman.  It’s not a flattering comparison.

-Maria and Bennett are out, Bennett will face Lance Storm at the Florida show.  Uh, when was the last time Lance wrestled?  Someone said he wrestled recently and looked good, I’ll take their word for it.

Commercials! – local commercial for the Acme Dating company.  No lie.  I guess we have reached the point where people looking to date now have never seen Road Runner and knows Acme products are crap.

Also a local commercial for King’s Auto that sounds like it is voiced by Prince Nana, only not as good.  Gotta love local commercials.

CHARLIE HAAS vs. MARK BRISCOE

MAIN EVENT TIME!  Jay is handcuffed to the ringpost.  I am sure that will not come into play later or anything.  Good match between the two of them, they brawl a lot, Briscoe is better than I thought at wrestling.  Haas kills him with a German suplex but can’t keep him down.  Briscoe unleashes REDNECK KUNG FU! Then hits the FROGGIE-BO! But can’t keep him down.  Haas recovers and goes for an Olympic Slam, Briscoe escapes and gets a roll up for a three.  Haas is not pleased and attacks Briscoe and steals the key from the referee.  Uh huh.  Haas gets a chair and CRACKS Mark while Jay looks on helplessly.  Or, he just held up the chair and Mark ran into it, depending on your point of view.  That is going to cost Haas five grand.  But wait, what is Haas doing?  He heads to the announcers and pulls out an envelope……..that’s $10,000!  Five grand for Shelton, Five for what he did tonight!  Where did he get the money? DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNNN!  

Next Week!  Davey Richards vs. Jay Lethal!

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Friday, February 17, 2012

The View From Down Here - Carlos Zambrano Says "No Hard Feelings"

When Carlos Zambrano walked out on the Cubs after getting roughed up during a game in Atlanta late in the 2011 season, it was a forgone conclusion by most fans (myself included) that he had just pitched his last game for the team.  Zambrano's antics over the last several years, as well as his empty promises that he had "changed", had become just too much of a distraction for a clubhouse that was trying to end 100+ years of futility.  


So, even though he met with new President of Baseball Operations, Theo Epstein, and was told publicly that he would be given the opportunity to win his teammates' trust, it was no surprise when he was shipped off this winter to Miami to play for his BFF, Ozzie Guillen.


Carlos recently sat down with Cubs' beat reporter Carrie Muskat to discuss the trade, as well as what he sees for his future in Miami:

“I was very happy when I found out about [the trade],” Zambrano told reporters at the golf event. “I think it was time for a change and obviously this trade benefitted me.” 
While Zambrano says he believes he could have returned to Chicago, he admits it was probably a good time for him to move on. 
“I don’t think it would have been difficult,” Zambrano said about staying with the Cubs. “I’ve changed my mentality and God has helped me change a lot of things about how I am. It all depended on the work I was going to put in and the mentality I would bring back to them.” 
He threw a no-hitter and several tantrums with the Cubs, but Zambrano says he has no ill feelings toward the team. 
“I’ve always had a lot of respect for the people of Chicago,” he said. “From the fans to the front office, I want to thank them for treating my like a professional for the past 11 years. All I have for Chicago is gratitude and respect.” 
Zambrano is also grateful for what his new manager did for him. Marlins skipper Ozzie Guillen lobbied to get Big Z. 
“I’m very thankful that Ozzie pushed to bring me here to the Marlins,” Zambrano said. “He’s a manager that is dynamic. I am a big supporter of his mentality as a manager and I am very happy to have the opportunity to play for him on this team.”
I defended Carlos probably  a lot more than he deserved.  Just ask Solly and Mikey.  But it was his time to go.  He needed a change of scenery, and he needed it BAD.


Zambrano also states in the article that he is in great shape, even hitting 97 mph on the gun.  There was never any reason to doubt that he would bounce back in 2012....at least physically.  There were legitimate concerns, however, that it would happen in Chicago, thus the reason for the trade.  Even if he bounces back and does well in Miami, which I kind of think that he will, that does not mean he would have done the same in Chicago.  It would have been a completely different atmosphere.


It was always said that Zambrano had raw talent that was just as good as, if not better than, both Kerry Wood and Mark Prior.  The three of them were supposed to carry the Cubs to not only one, but many World Series Championships over the course of their tenure in Chicago.  We all know what has happened over the course of those years.  Unfortunately, due to his temper, his attitude, and his tirades, Zambrano will always be one of the bigger "what ifs" in Cubs history.

At least the Gatorade machine will be safe now.

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The View From Down Here - Really? REALLY? Really?

What is it about Florida that makes baseball ownership come up with (or, at the very least, approve) such horrible ideas?  Is it the nearly unbearable heat?  Is it the insanity caused by listening to a nearly endless loop of "Small World"?  First it was the Marlins new logo and uniforms.  Now this:


The Tampa Bay Rays are set to unveil their new mascot, DJ Kitty, at this weekend's Fan Fest.  Yes.  You heard that name right - DJ....Kitty.  


Apparently, DJ Kitty is a real life representation of a scoreboard gimmick the Rays have had for several seasons (see video below).


It doesn't look like he will be replacing the beloved Raymond, but he (she?) will be serving as a secondary mascot.  


I don't know about you, but when I go to a baseball game, I want to see the game, not gimmicks.  Having one mascot, I guess I can understand, especially as a newer franchise that wants to attract a younger crowd.  Two, however, is overkill.  Throw in those damn cowbells at the Trop, and I'd rather just stay away. 



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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Sollywood - 8

The beauty of baseball is that the connection you have with a player is greater than any other sport. You have the ups and downs of 162 games, year after year. They're YOUR guys. So when a player from your childhood dies, it’s like a part of you died.

I’ve been a Mets fan since 1984 but didn’t really get into it until ’85, which just so happened to be Gary Carter’s first year as a Met. To a kid, Gary Carter was the player you wanted to be. Someone who had fun playing the game. Someone who did it the right way.

Aside from him being one of my favorites, he was one of my mom’s too. We got a new dog in 1989 and when it came time to give her a name, I suggested Sandy (I was in the middle of re-reading Carter’s autobiography and just finished the chapter where he met his future wife, Sandy). Mom loved the name and the player. She was always participating in the “GA-RY” chants during his many curtain calls. I couldn’t help but think about her when I heard the news today and I'm glad they’re both in a better place.

The demons that have plagued the 1986 Mets have been well documented, but the appeal of Carter was how he seemed to rise above the chaos. A family man, a religious man, he was someone who left EVERYTHING on the field. In today’s age of selfish me-first players, this was a man who signed every autograph, posed for every picture, and was thankful for what he had. This was someone who never took what he had for granted.

What really shook me today was how this AMAZING man who did nothing wrong was struck down by this awful disease and taken away from his family way too soon. My condolences to them.

Rest in Peace, Gary Edmund Carter. You will be truly missed.


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The View From Down Here - R.I.P. #8

Baseball prematurely lost a great one today when Gary Carter lost his battle with brain cancer.  He was 57 years old.  


Admittedly, I don't know enough about Carter to do a proper tribute.  I'll leave the eulogizing to Solly.


But I will say this.  Much like when Ron Santo died back in 2010, fans of another storied franchise are mourning the passing of one of their most beloved players.  And as a Cub fan, I know how each and every Mets fan feels right now.  As rivals, we may give each other a lot of grief, but I don't wish anything like this on fans of any team.








R.I.P. Kid.  You will be missed.

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The View From Down Here - Play Ball!

In honor of pitchers and catchers reporting this week......


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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The View From Down Here - 2012 MLB Preview: The Kevin Smith Version

With the 2012 Major League Baseball season fast approaching, and fantasy baseball drafts beginning in earnest all over the country, I decided to take this opportunity to examine some of the more intriguing storylines heading into the season.  Without further ado, I give you the 2012 MLB Preview: The Kevin Smith Edition.
You gotta boil it down to the essentials, It's like Cube said, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money!" 
With a payroll approaching $200 million for the 6th straight year, New York Yankee players should have plenty of both.  (Not to mention, they've even created their own line of cologne/perfume.)  But, even after spending all that cash, will they be able to come out on top of the AL East trio that also includes Boston and Tampa Bay?


All right-bring on the free hooch!
What will the Red Sox budget for fried chicken and beer in the clubhouse this year?


After a second straight 3rd place finish (following a September collapse reminiscent of the Cubs' last 3 playoff appearances) the Red Sox shitcanned Terry Francona and hired Bobby Valentine in an effort to clean up the clubhouse and the play on the field.  Will Valentine bring the Red Sox the World Series Championship that the fans expected in 2011? 


I'm 37?!?!?
Mark Reynolds hit the same number of home runs as Albert Pujols last year.  Doesn't matter.  The Orioles still suck.

Come on Silent Bob.  We're goin' to Hollywood!
Much like LeBron and Chris Bosh to Miami, Albert Pujols and CJ Wilson are taking their talents to LA, after signing for a  combined $317.5 MILLION.  The question is, will it be enough to take down reigning back to back AL Champs, the Texas Rangers and give the Angels their 6th AL West Championship in 9 years?


I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
I beg your pardon?
Your ruse.  Your cunning attempt to trick me.
After possibly setting a record for the largest one year drop in payroll in MLB history, I don't think New York Mets fans will appreciate ownership trying to convince them that this year's team is major league caliber.  They may even battle the Astros for the title of the worst team in baseball.  But look on the bright side.  Maybe the fans will finally forget about the "2007 Collapse."  NEVER LOSE SIGHT!  Right, Solly?


You're chasing Amy.
Silent Bob's story was used as an allegory for the old saying "You don't know what you've got until it's gone." St. Louis Cardinal fans are going to find out the hard way that losing Albert Pujols, Tony LaRussa, and Dave Duncan will hurt more than they realize.


I'm disgusted and repulsed.....and yet I can't look away.
With the Chicago Cubs in full on rebuilding mode, this is probably going to be an ugly season.  Luckily, the new look Cubs, and the kids in the minors, should show enough flashes to keep people watching and give Cub fans hope for the future.


There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
The Houston Astros have been ranked dead last in Sports Illustrated's first Power Rankings of 2012.  Fielding what is essentially a AAA team, and having no impact players in their farm system, they could very well make history for their futility this year.  And the future doesn't look much better.


What the hell gives with the cover boy?
Will 19 year old phenom Bryce Harper break camp with the Nationals big league club?  Jon Heyman spoke with Nats GM Mike Rizzo.  He seems to think it's possible.
"We're take a look at him and see where he's at developmentally. If we feel he's ready to play at the major-league level, we're not going to restrict him.  We'll be cautious yet open-minded. If he gives us the best chance to win, we'll keep an open mind and see where it takes us.'' 
For the sake of my fantasy team (yes, I picked him up in our minor league keeper draft the day the Sports Illustrated cover story was released) I hope he sticks with the big boys.






16? I thought she was 36. Come on guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her. 
Probably one of the lone bright spots on the Cubs' roster in 2012, Starlin Castro, was recently accused of sexual assault.  Though no charges have been filed (at this time), it will be interesting to see if he can continue to improve on his already impressive rookie season and sophomore campaign, or if this accusation will hang over his head, affecting his gameplay.


Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed.
OK, admittedly, this one is hitting below the belt.  But with Josh Hamilton relapsing for the second time, isn't it fair to assume that this is something that is going to be on the minds of the Rangers' brass, as well as the fans, this year and in the future?  Why else would they table their discussions for an extension?


Say.  Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Following a 99 loss season, is it possible for the Minnesota Twins to actually be worse?  After losing Michael Cuddyer (their lone All-Star representative), Jason Kubel, and Joe Nathan, and adding Josh Willingham, Jason Marquis, and Jamey Carroll?  Yes.  Yes it is.


Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
The Miami Marlins added nearly $200 million in talent to go along with their new ballpark and "stylish" new uniforms.  They better hope that Ozzie Guillen can get them to the promised land soon or it will be a lifetime before they can recover from all that money they have spent.


Finally,
Also for the record, he LOVES the cock!
So, Mike Piazza wants to go into the Hall of Fame as a Met?  Good for him.

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