Monday, February 27, 2012

Sollywood - Braun's Balls

OK time to weigh in on the Ryan Braun situation. To me, it sounds like a lot like getting pulled over for going 90 MPH but the radar gun was off. You challenge it in court and get off on a technicality.  Here's the thing - it doesn’t mean you didn’t do it, it means you found a loophole in the system. I think that’s what happened with Braun.

Rules are rules. If the chain of custody was broken, then by all means overturn the suspension, but let's not forget Braun's test contained an incredibly high amount of testosterone. It was also revealed during his hearing that no one had tampered with Braun's sample. Why would they? How could they? Why would MLB be after one of their marketable stars? What's their motive to see him out for 50 games?  Why would the Milwaukee-based collector want to see the Brewers' best player suspended?  Are we supposed to believe that some mook just happened to have synthetic testosterone lying around in his house in case Ryan Braun’s piss was stored in his freezer?  Gimme a break.

Braun’s arrogance is sickening. YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM HERE.  You got lucky because of a delivery error, don’t act like you’re Andy Dufresne screaming at the warden.

Shut your mouth and thank Yahweh you’re not sitting out 50 games.

And eat a dick, MLB. THIS is your drug program? A loophole because FedEx was closed? Bud Selig is a joke. Fuck him, fuck his Brewers, and fuck Braun.

Thank you.

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