The Microwave - Can't Spell "Overrated Chumps" without O-S-U

Remember when Monday Night Football started doing the "self-intro" starting lineups several years back? "Peyton Manning, Tennessee." "LaDainian Tomlinson, TCU." "Lawrence Phillips, California State Penitentiary." And so on...? It also led to this: "Ted Ginn, Jr, THE Ohio State University.""Antoine Winfield, THE Ohio State University""A.J. Hawk, THE Ohio State University" Seriously, the only thing more more annoying than that was...

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The View From Down Here - This is the Year?

On the eve of the second Cubs/Cardinals series (this time at Busch Stadium) I thought I would take a cue from Solly, and give my take on the state of the Cubs as well as the NL Central in general. First of all, let’s take a look at the NL Central standings 16 games in: You’re reading that right.  Cincinnati and Pittsburgh are ahead...

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Sollywood - The New Yuck Mess

Well I didn’t think it would take 13 games to spawn my first Mets rant but it’s Mikey’s birthday so this is my present to him. The 6-7 record means nothing to me, it’s the fact I’ve seen this act 3 years in a row now. The offense scores early, has the other pitcher on the ropes, and doesn’t do anything the rest of the game.  There has been a lack of intensity, a lack of fundamentals, and a lack of any kind of a sense of...

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The View From Down Here - Take Me Out to a Ballgame....Just not on a Thursday Night

As most of you know, I currently live in Asheville, NC, home of the Asheville Tourists – presently, the Colorado Rockies Class A affiliate. What some of you may not know is that one of the things the Tourists are famous for is for creating a staple used at almost all minor league ballparks across America….Thirsty Thursday. Thirsty Thursday is essentially a cheap beer night, so it really just equates to a bunch of college kids...

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The Microwave - Braves/Phils Opening Night

Pregame: Philly gets to celebrate its defending World Series champs while I wonder what Chan Ho Park has to do with any of it. Joe Morgan looks the same as he did in 1990, so says Jon Miller. Good to know the Apollo Creed mustache is still going strong 20 years later. Steve Phillips joins the broadcast this season, as apparently ESPN needed to fill its skirt chasing quota. If it were any other duo, this move would probably be...

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