Monday, April 30, 2012

A Dick Talking About Flicks - That's so Raven

 Welcome to my first posting on Punshouse. I am a dick and I talk about flicks. Enjoy


“The Raven” was one of those movies that I have looked forward to watching since the day that I found out it was even being conceptualized. As a guy who has taken his fair share of writing and literature classes, Poe has always been one of my favorite authors to read and re-read. The idea of a movie involving Poe as an actual character and not just based from one if his creations was truly exciting on paper, unfortunately much like other things, this idea may not have been worth the paper it was printed on.


The Raven borrows its namesake, of course, from one of Poe’s most famous works, but make no mistake this is in no way anything more than a fictional take on Edgar’s last days on this earth which do remain somewhat of a mystery to this day. If you know the backstory for Poe’s death then the ending could be quite spoiled for you already if you are clever enough to put two and two together, but I will let you figure out the mystery on your own because it is actually a halfway decent story if you enjoy a good mystery.


We are greeted in the first frame by a Tarantino-esque showing of one of the final scenes of the movie before we backtrack to the beginning of the tale. The next scene is our introduction to the killer, at least to his crafty ways. Unfortunately this is also where John Cusack decided to channel Nic Cage in all of his over-acting glory as he is so far over the top that I began to wonder if Sly Stallone was going to appear like magic and challenge him to an arm wrestling match. I’m not sure if Johnny boy decided to really get into the role by getting a steady flow of drugs into his system, but he does at least settle down around the halfway mark and only has occasional flare ups throughout the remainder of the movie so if you can just make it through the first thirty minutes or so then you should be able to make it to the end without much prodding.


The biggest drawback to the movie is whether or not you can deal with the prevalence of bad acting performances. Personally I caught myself groaning more than a few times which is why ultimately I think that your enjoyment level for “The Raven” is going to boil down to your interest in Poe’s life and his works. Seeing “The Pit and the Pendulum” contraption be brought to life was one of the many nice touches thrown into the story. There are also nods to “The Cask of Amontillado” which is one of my personal favorites, and of course “The Raven” itself is referenced amongst a few of his lesser known works.


The story weaves and winds its way blending factual information with highly stylized fiction into what would have been a nice conclusion. An ending worthy of Poe himself, that is until the writers just could not help themselves and had to wrap everything up with a pretty little bow. It was actually disheartening for a movie that seemed to really want to capture the spirit of Poe’s depraved mind and generally less than tidy endings to take such an easy way out, but of course that is the weakness of storytelling in the modern age of everyone wanting a “happy ending” rather than the more interesting option.


Luke Evans and Alice Eve do play a nice counter-balance to John Cusack's rather cartoonish delivery but even they fall prey a few times to the bad acting bug which I would really place more blame on director James McTeigue than anyone. I realize that he did direct "V for Vendetta," but he also worked on The Matrix movies, Street Fighter, and Speed Racer so it isn't like he is the greatest judge of telling actors to tone it the fuck down.


Final verdict: save yourself the money and just wait for it to come to a redbox near you unless you are a huge Poe fan.

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Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 9

In this episode, Solly and Nate discuss the hot starts from the Washington Nationals and Los Angeles Dodgers as well as the debut of Nationals' rookie phenom Bryce Harper.  As always, they also read listener emails.  And Nate attempts to get more comfortable behind the microphone, but, once again, fails miserably.

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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 8

In this episode, Solly and Nate discuss Pudge Rodriguez's retirement, the debacle that is the Kansas City Royals, whether or not "The Machine" is out of order, and a list of the worst clubhouse cancers in baseball.


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Monday, April 23, 2012

Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 7

In this episode, Solly and Nate welcome a very special guest to discuss the Mets/Giants series.  They read listener emails, and, as usual, there is a plethora of "Nate is short" jokes.


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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 6

In this episode, Nate and Solly discuss the greatness that is minor league baseball.  For the 6th week in a row, they argue with the listener over the merits of being a fan of more than one team.  And they discuss (a little too much, actually) the newest answer to a Major League Baseball trivia question, Jamie Moyer.  With email and voicemail contributions from the listeners as well.





Wait Til Next Year - Episode 6!


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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Microwave - A Rambling Confession of a Sports Bigamist

 What's this?  We have an actual blog from Mikey?
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“I Thought We Was Like Home Team”

My father is a Pittsburgh Pirates fan, the poor bastard.  Growing up in the late 60’s and early 70’s in rural North Carolina with no local team to take an interest in, he grew fond of Willie Stargell, Manny Sanguillen, Steve Blass, and the great Roberto Clemente, culminating in the 1971 World Series title.  Clemente died, Blass forgot how to pitch, and Stargell got fat, but Dad saw his favorite team win it all again in 1979.  Throw in a couple of other playoff appearances, and it wasn’t a bad run.

I was born three years later, an Air Force father stationed in his native Carolinas and a mother transplanted from the north.  MLB Extra Innings was two decades from becoming available.  Widespread cable options were slim.  I remember when I was about 4 that our TV would only go up to channel 36, and that was only thanks to the good ol’ CATV button.  Oh, how far we’ve come.  One of the few channels we did get, however, was the Ted Turner’s Superstation – WTBS 17 – out of Atlanta.  You could watch the Braves on channel 7 (it was 7 in Myrtle Beach – I still don’t understand why it wasn’t 17) or the Cubs on channel 9, WGN.  I remember being fond of the Cubs as a young lad, since watching the Cubs was better than watching The Young & The Restless when Mom was home during the day.  I particularly recall reenacting San Francisco’s Candy Maldanado’s freight train job on Cubs’ catcher Jody Davis with the couch cushions in the living room.  My father worked days, though, so while the Cubs were still playing without lights at Wrigley, he would come home and, with very little else in terms of sports on TV, flip on TBS to Ernie Johnson Sr. and Skip Caray.  And if Dad was watching baseball, that meant I was watching baseball.  There’s your birth of a Braves fan.

There were some AWFUL Atlanta teams during this run.  We had Dale Murphy, looking every bit the superstar that Josh Hamilton looks today, minus the whole drug and alcohol addiction thing.  And that was really about it.  A bunch of other over the hill guys or never would be’s comprised that group for the first five years I watched baseball.  I’d hear the announcers rave about the young prospects down in Richmond, but for a 6-7 year old kid, prospects don’t enhance my viewing experience at all.  But sure enough, in 1991, those new faces started to click.

By then, I was familiar with them.  Gant, Justice, Glavine, Smoltz, and a kid named Avery who blossomed out of nowhere.  And I wasn’t the only one.  The kids in my school were all the same way: their dads came home from work and flipped on the only baseball game on TV. All the classes in the 4th grade hall at Woodland Park School were buzzing about the Braves.  It culminated on the first Saturday of October, when the Braves capped off a last week rally to pass the Dodgers for the NL West title.  I remember the bowling alley there on base literally stopping business when John Smoltz took the mound in the 9th inning to finish the game, everyone crowding into the snack bar to watch the end of the game on a 13” TV, and the place going bonkers when the Braves won the game to clinch a tie for the division… and then again shortly thereafter when the Dodgers lost to give Atlanta the division outright.

You all know the story from there.  Avery in the NLCS, Kent Hrbek, Mark Lemke, Kirby Puckett, Lonnie Smith, Jack Morris.

Ironically, my dad wasn’t around for the Braves to beat his Pirates in the NLCS.  He had just been sent to Turkey for a one year tour of duty.  Of course, that meant he was freshly home the following year when they met in the more famous rematch.  With Myrtle Beach AFB in the process of ceasing operations, we were due to move to (remember this for later) Montgomery, Alabama the morning after Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS.  We watched the Pirates stake Doug Drabek to an early lead, and then the cable went out.  I woke up the next morning to the ridiculous highlights of the inexplicable finish in Atlanta and the heartbreaking beginning of my dad’s Pirates being a relevant object in Major League Baseball.  The subsequent chokejob in the World Series sucked, but hey, the team was young and loaded with talent, particularly with the Braves landing reigning Cy Young winner Greg Maddux in the offseason.  Atlanta was the best team in baseball in 1993, yet still needed final day heroics to hold off the 103 win Giants in “the last great pennant race.”  Despite this group’s summer dominance, they got tripped up in the NLCS by a gritty Phillies bunch that I believe, to this day, had NO business being competitive in that series.

The Braves got a mulligan with the ’94 strike, as they were DOA, 8 games back of a great Expos team when everything stopped.  And what’s the best way to get pissed off fans to return to the park after the biggest dick-waving contest in the history of organized sports? WIN A BUNCH OF GAMES! That’s what Atlanta did in ’95, running the table in the NL, cruising to the pennant, and finally getting their title in six games over Cleveland, fittingly, with Justice’s homer being the only run in a masterful one hit shutout from Glavine.  (And that lone hit was a total bullshit cheap ass, bloop just beyond the infield by 90 year old Tony Pena, let me tell you.)  They were the best team in baseball again in ’96, and lo and behold, Mom got playoff tickets!  And WORLD SERIES TICKETS!! We saw Maddux bail out the Braves vs. St. Louis in Game 6 of the NLCS (the crème in the Oreo to the epic beatdowns in Games 5 and 7.)  Beyond that, well, let’s not talk about Bernie Williams, Paul O’Neill, John Wetteland, or Jim Fucking Leyritz, ok?

1997 and 1998?  More of the same.  Best team in the National League, chokejobs in October.  I know that bought Marlins team was pretty good, especially when Eric Gregg was behind the plate, but I’m still perplexed as to how that Padres team managed to beat the ’98 team.  Moot point, considering whoever won that series was getting blasted by the ’98 Yanks anyway, but it’s still a pisser.  ’99 saw the Mets challenge Atlanta for NL supremacy and gave the Braves everything they could muster.  I’m also still befuddled that a team with this roster could almost win the pennant, but damn if they didn’t come close, culminating in the infamous Kenny Rogers Special, with the NLCS being decided in extra innings of Game 6 on a walkoff HBP.

You’re not gonna believe this, but the Braves were handed their panties again in the World Series, swept by the Yankees.  See a trend?  In an unrelated note, MLB awarded Tampa an expansion franchise during this period.  Called it the Devil Rays.  And they sucked.  More on this in a bit.

From here, the Braves got into a pattern of even more pathetic October showings than what they’d already been turning in.  A NLDS sweep at the hands of St. Louis, an NLCS beatdown by Arizona, and then back to back to back 5 game losses in the NLDS to San Francisco, Chicago, and Houston, before winning the NL East for a 14th consecutive time and dropping an NLDS rematch to the Astros in the semi-famous 18 inning game. 

Of course by now, a brand new wave of Braves had arrived and it was a fun bunch to cheer for. The Mets finally broke Atlanta’s long run of division title in 2006, but watching the “Baby Braves” from the underdog role was a breath of fresh air, and it’s not like the team completely sucked.  They were still competitive.  Thru player attrition, some minor tweaks to the front office, and the rest of the NL finally catching up with them, the Braves had assumed a new identity.  They were perhaps even a more fun bunch to cheer for, a mix of old vets like Tim Hudson, Andruw Jones, and – well, for most of the fans – Chipper Jones, and youngsters like Brian McCann, Jeff Francoeur, Yunel Escobar, and Jair Jurrjens, a combination not much different than the young and old guys on the ’91 and ’92 teams that won my heart 15 years prior.

So naturally, about this time, I became a Tampa Bay fan.

This is an unspeakable sports sin.  You don’t cheer for two teams: it’s cheating.  I can’t excuse this behavior, but I will explain it.

See, back in ’98, the Devil Rays were awful.  Unlike their expansion sisters to the west, the Arizona Diamondbacks, they got off on the wrong foot, trying to make a splash with a bunch of high-priced, yet over the hill, veterans.  It backfired terribly, and the team instantly found itself in the AL cellar for several years.  Perhaps due to this, their AA minor league team in Orlando struggled to fill, what was at the time, a state of the art ballpark.  Due to attendance issues, the team moved… to Montgomery, Alabama for the 2004 season and rechristened itself the Biscuits.

It was a ridiculous name, but the town immediately took to its new residents, and for the first time since the Blue Jays operated their Single A team out of Myrtle Beach back in the late 80’s, there was an honest to god professional sports team in my city!  As a sports fan, this was a HUGE deal for me, and I threw my support behind the local club.  If the team was interesting, it made my day to day interactions with the people of Montgomery fun.  I had common ground with the locals now, and didn’t have to get invested in Auburn or Alabama football, which is of course religion there.  My marriage fell apart just as the Biscuits started to boom, so as a diversion from the stress of all of that, I found myself at the ballpark on a weekly basis.  It was fun, it was cheap (especially the beer on Thursdays), it was family friendly.  And the on-field product was pretty good, too.

Those first four years of Biscuits teams featured a bunch of guys that baseball fans might know pretty well.  B.J. Upton, James Shields, Evan Longoria, David Price, and at least a dozen other bit players who would go on to have MLB success played roles in leading Montgomery from the Southern League basement to back to back league titles in 2006 and 2007.  I ended up with season ticket packages every year until I moved at the end of 2009.  For someone who had only been able to follow his favorite teams from afar, having a hometown club – even if it was just a minor league team – was pretty cool.

As it happens with minor league ball, and especially a good AA team, the guys you see come thru your city move on to bigger and better things.  Most of the players moved onto Durham, where the Bulls have made the playoffs in each of the past five seasons, winning the International League crown in ‘09.  With all that success, many of the same guys I cheered in Montgomery found their way to the big club.  Quickly counting right now, at least 16 players from Tampa’s 2008 AL pennant-winning team had played for the Biscuits, with the same number (though not all the same players), continuing with the Rays thru the present day.

There’s some variant of an old sports fandom rule where you can cheer for other players, but not other teams.  But what happens when the other players you want to cheer for ALL play for the same team? How can I root for 16 individual players to find great success without simultaneously wishing that the team they play on also finds success?  These are the guys who represented my city as they came up thru the minors; I can’t just stop rooting for them.  (Unless they’re total asshats like Delmon Young and Elijah Dukes.  That’s a totally different story.)  They’re my guys!

And let me shoot down the whole “love of the game” argument that was tossed out on a recent episode of Wait Til Next Year.  I’m a competitor.  As Herm Edwards wisely educated us: YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME.  YOU DON’T PLAY TO JUST PLAY.  I’m a firm believer of the fans being part of the game.  The way the fans react to big plays and polarizing figures is one of the most enjoyable parts of sports. It’s ingrained in me that I have to have a rooting interest in a game to be able to enjoy it.  Sure, some games have a greater rooting interest than others, but I can’t sit idly by and root for a few players but not care about the outcome of the game. 

And maybe it’s the underlying “only root for one team” deal, but I admittedly am not as much of a Braves fan as I used to be.  I know, it’s ridiculous.  I know it also conveniently coincides with the Rays’ emergence as a legitimate baseball team – I’m positive that has something to do with it.  It’s also not a coincidence that the same guys that have led and continue to lead Tampa to prominence are the same guys that did the same with the Biscuits back in Montgomery.  Last year’s wild “Game 162” night was a fabulous contrast of my new fandom.  Simultaneously, the Braves were imploding at Turner Field while the Rays were imploding at the Trop.  I was passively disgusted at Derek Lowe’s incompetence in Atlanta, while I was pissed off at what appeared to be a no-show by the Rays against a bunch of glorified spring training guys for the Yankees in a must win game.  Sure enough, the Braves lost in embarrassing fashion, and while I was disappointed, it didn’t really affect me.  Tampa, on the other hand, staged an improbable rally to tie, saw Boston choke away a sure win, and won the game in extras when Longoria homered to left – the same thing he did in the playoffs with Montgomery five years prior.  I was ecstatic, doing the “Willie Mays Hayes dance” all over the living room.  And I’m sure had the roles been reversed, with the Braves winning and the Rays losing, my response would’ve been tempered.  My access to the Braves, particularly now that I’m no longer in their TV market, is now limited, and going out of my way to follow them isn’t particularly high on my to do list.  I keep up with the scores, I follow a couple of Braves feeds on Twitter, I hope they win every game, but I can’t jump into the Braves’ season.  That is directly related to my next point.

Complicating matters for me is the whole growing up thing.  I turn 30 this week.  I’ve got a good job.  I’ve got kids.  I’ve got a great girlfriend who allows me to consume my sports at my leisure – but I’ve got an actual life now.  I think any sports fan would agree with the statement I’m about to make: baseball is the toughest sport to dive into and follow for a season.  It’s 162 games, basically every night.  It’s six months, seven if you’re lucky.  The season breaks into several sub-sets of storylines, most of which are ultimately irrelevant come October.  For a guy who has to prioritize his spare time now that he’s old, MLB has lost its slot on the priority list. 

I can justify going in on 2 games a week for five months with college basketball.  Carolina basketball was the first thing beaten into me as a young lad.  They’re my team – if I can only pick one sport to follow for the rest of my life, that’s the one.  Second place isn’t close. I classify myself more of a Carolina Hurricanes fan than a hockey fan, and love the ride the Canes take me on every year – even if it more often than not ends in pitiful fashion in early April.  And the Canes don’t require a 7 night a week commitment from me, and of any major sport, I find hockey the best to DVR and consume non-live.  I know what I’m getting going in: two and a half hours of programming, with two 18 minute intermissions at roughly 6:50 and 7:40.  It’s a joy to watch, and on the DVR, I know I can blow thru a game in just over an hour. 

Can’t say that with baseball.  The games have gotten slower over the years, three hours often isn’t enough time to finish a game.  I know every game counts, but it’s hard to amp up the urgency in April/May when I know there’s 120 games still to play.  I’m not staying up late for a west coast swing in June.  And that July matinee?  I’ll check in on the phone every hour while I’m at the pool.  Not until late-August or September will I go out of my way to actively care.  I just don’t have the time.  And because of that, my level of fandom for both Tampa and Atlanta COMBINED probably isn’t as high as when I cheered for the Braves in the 90’s.  If the Cubs win the World Series, I know Pun is going to buy 7 shirts, 3 hats, 4 books, a commemorative ball, and the 10 disc DVD set.  If the Rays or Braves win the World Series, I’m probably buying the shirt – but only if I like the design.  It’s just not as important to me anymore.

And that’s the sad part.  Baseball is still a beautiful game.  Hockey might be a more exciting sport live, and football might be a better TV sport, but nothing is communal as baseball.  No sport is also as momentarily dramatic as October baseball.  March Madness is the most exciting three weeks in sports.  The Stanley Cup Playoffs is the most intense theatre in sports.  But the late innings of a playoff baseball game are always heart stopping, because the season rides on every single pitch.  But life has sort of taken over, and, as outlined above, that’s by choice.  I’ve chosen to focus on the Tar Heels and the Hurricanes.  I’ve chosen not to invest as much time in baseball.  I’ve got my teamS now, but if they don’t win… I’m rooting for the best story.  For fans like Solly and Pun, their team winning is the ONLY story, so it means more to them.  And that’s the way it should be.

Hell, I even find myself passively cheering the Rangers now, just because them winning makes everyone else around me more pleasant.  (They’re a fun bunch to watch, too.)  I’m sure that sometime in the next couple of years (or months) someone will accuse me of also being a Rangers fan.  And if so, I don’t care.  It’s the same reason Solly gives me grief about being “Cowboy Mikey,” because I have apparently become a passive supporter of the Dallas Cowboys.  Hey, the Cowboys being interesting makes life here for me more fun.  They need to suck or they need to make the playoffs.  8-8, 9-7 doesn’t cut it.  Besides, I hate his Giants anyway. 
And if the Cowboys aren’t cutting it, I can always cheer for my Dolphins AND Panthers instead, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 5

In this week’s show, Nate and Solly debut a new game.  Solly blasts the Mets for honoring one of their fiercest rivals.  The boys recap the last few days’ worth of games as well as read your emails.  And they make a "big" announcement.


Note: One of the voicemails originally sent to our producer was corrupt.  I have just sent him a new file to replace it, so you may or may not get the version without a voicemail.



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Friday, April 13, 2012

The View From Down Here - Well Isn't That Special?

Bud Selig did this on purpose.  I know it.

The St. Louis Cardinals are having their home opener today.  Being that they're World Series Champs and all, today is also the day that they will receive their rings and raise the championship banner at Busch Stadium.


What's the problem with that you might ask?  Well, aside from the fact that it's the Cardinals, they are opening up at home this year against the Cubs.  Nothing like rubbing it in, huh, Commish?


I'm not sure Dale Sveum gets just how big the Cubs/Cards rivalry is, however.  In a recent article, he had this to say about the celebration that will take place in front of his team:
I don’t know if it’s tough to watch, you give anybody respect when they win the World Series.  It’s gotta be one team every year that wins it, that gets their rings and raise a banner like that. [The Cardinals are] the best in the world right, they’re the world champions of baseball. You’re gonna have to be out there and you’re gonna have to watch it. But, hey, you want other people to be watching you do it someday as well. It’s a fun day, there’s no question about it, I’ve been able to do it twice and it’s very, very fun.
Well, so glad you feel that way, Dale.  But for right now, I'll just continue to be bitter.

Kthnkxbye. 

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Sollywood - Chipper Groans

When I heard the news of the Mets possibly honoring Chipper Jones this year, my reaction was just like Jake Blues when Elwood said they had to visit the Penguin.

"No. Fucking. Way."

That's right, the team that gave the pitching rubber to Mariano Rivera after his 500th save and built a stadium as tribute to a team that left New York in the 1950s is paying homage to one of their biggest rivals. Hey Mike Schmidt owned the Mets too, where was his JumboTron celebration in '89?

I'm not against showing respect to someone who had a great career. During the last game, Chipper can come out and the fans can choose to applaud him but that's it. I respect opposing teams and players (except Bonds, Clemens, and A-Rod to name a few) but I don't think a team should go out of its way to honor someone who never played for them, especially one who made a habit of beating them.

Would the Red Sox do this for Jeter?

Would the Jets do this for Brady?

And lest we forget THIS fucking gem from Chipper after the '99 NLCS:

"Now, all the Mets fans can go home and put their Yankees' stuff on."

And really, it's a slap in the face that Chipper Fucking Jones gets any kind of celebration at all while this stubborn and out of touch franchise refuses to retire the numbers of Davey Johnson, Dwight Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, Keith Hernandez, or Gary Carter. And with all due respect, don't get me started on Jackie Robinson.

You had a great career, Larry. You're a first ballot Hall of Famer. But if anyone should honor you, it should be the Atlanta Braves. Period.

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Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 4

In this episode, Solly and Nate discuss Opening Week for both the Mets and the Cubs, as well as recap some of the highlights from  the rest of Major League Baseball.  They also read another batch of fantastic listener emails.








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Altaku - Oh Bobby, Where Art Thou?

This piece was written by Chris Alt, who wants to remind you to get in your e-mail for the upcoming episode of the Gamer & Proud podcast at gamer@flawedcast.net

By now, you're probably sick of hearing about Bobby Petrino. Forgive me, then, for carrying on about it, but I have a somewhat vested interest in Arkansas' football program and the entire situation in general. I've lived in Arkansas since I was fifteen years-old- a little more than half my life- and while I maintained most of my rooting interest in my "home" team of Penn State University, over the years I caved in and began to root for the Hogs. I suffered through all ten agonizing years of the Houston Nutt regime and was elated- and also a bit alarmed- at the subsequent hiring of Bobby Petrino.
    
It wasn't Petrino's football pedigree that concerned me- he'd recently come off a great run at Louisville, formerly a non-entity in the college football world that flirted with serious contention under Petrino, and amassed a very respectable 41-9 record in Petrino's 4 seasons there (and, it is worth noting, quickly returned to irrelevance after his departure), although he had struggled in the NFL. His abysmal 3-10 record with the Atlanta Falcons wasn't the issue, though- the issue was with the way he left the organization, pledging his support and commitment to Falcons owner Arthur Blank only to resign the very next day to accept the Arkansas job, leaving a note in his players' lockers on his way out. Could the Razorbacks organization really trust a man who would behave so unprofessionally on his exit from his former job? If he would do that to the Falcons, what would stop him from doing the same to us once a better job inevitably opened up? Of course, Hogs fans who didn't want to face the reality of how scummy it was of us to have essentially poached a man away from a job were quick to point out that Petrino had signed on with the Falcons prior to Mike Vick's dog holocaust becoming public knowledge and the fallout from that; and that Petrino had been sold a bad bill of goods in Atlanta, not getting to coach the QB he'd been brought on board specifically to work with. It was a flimsy excuse, but one that had enough moral wriggle room that you could sort of tilt your head to the side and squint your eyes a little and it seemed like enough justification to feel better about the signing.
    
As it would turn out, though, my concerns about Petrino's character were warranted. Just not for the reason I expected.
    
If you've been near the Internet or a TV showing ESPN in the past week, you're familiar with the details of Petrino's wild motorcycle ride, so I won't rehash much of what you've probably already heard or read a half dozen times. When the story first broke, before we knew all the sordid details, I'd taken the stance that Petrino had earned enough goodwill with his 21-4 record in the last two years that his personal life was none of anybody's business but his own. So he'd had some young girl on his bike that wasn't his wife. So what? Guys go through mid-life crises and cheat on their wives all the time. Sure, it's trashy, but as long as it wouldn't affect the on-field product, I didn't see where it was an issue for the fans to worry about. Then the dirt began to come out. Petrino had hired that girl, Jessica Dorrell, to a position within the program over 140 other applicants even though they'd already began a relationship. They texted sometimes more than 70 times per day. Petrino had given her $20,000 cash. As embarrassed as I am to admit it, I stuck to my "so what?" reaction, because I liked seeing this program at the top of the college football pyramid. Under Nutt, we were lucky to get 8 wins in a season. With Petrino, we were guaranteed it. He could have as many side pieces he wanted as long as he kept winning 10+ games per season, as far as I was concerned. It wasn't like Petrino was the first guy to ever give a job to a woman he was sleeping with, right?
    
Perhaps fortunately for the University of Arkansas, that is why Jeff Long is the athletic director and I am not. Long was able to make a difficult decision, one that I would not, could not have. Long was able to fire Bobby Petrino, even with the full knowledge that the chances of hiring a comparable replacement were pretty improbable. Long put ethics and the integrity of the program ahead of a successful program, to the approval of half of the fanbase and the utter dismay of the other half. In an emotional press conference, Long explained the circumstances behind the situation and his decision to fire Petrino. It all made sense. It was the right move.
    
Yet even knowing that Long made the right call, I can't shake the feeling that it was the wrong call for the program. My initial reaction on Facebook was regrettable and juvenile; I posted "U of A football is dead to me. Geaux Tigers.", (further proving that nobody should Tweet or use Facebook while feeling strong emotions), adding later "I have a hard time embracing a program that thinks mediocrity is an acceptable status quo. They finally find a guy who can get them over the hump and they fire him over a non-issue to appease a bunch of moral hand wringers. Screw this crap." To some degree, I suppose I DO value winning over character in my football; I'm still able to cheer for the Steelers in spite of the face of their franchise being a deplorable (alleged) multiple rapist. After all, Petrino isn't coming in to MY living room asking me to trust him with the well-being of MY son for the next four years. None of the scandal affects me on a personal level. I just want my team to continue to win. And even with time to calm down and come to my senses, I'm still angry, although I'm now more rightfully angry with Petrino than with the U of A football program.
    
I don't know where the Razorbacks go from here. Though much of the fanbase is loathe to admit it (and some are just in complete denial of it), Arkansas football isn't exactly a program with a rich history or strong tradition, and Fayetteville is going to be a hard sell to any talented 18 year-old with options. If I were an 18 year-old boy writing my own football destiny, I'd either be going to a historical juggernaut like Texas, or Michigan, or Notre Dame (even with the way those programs have collapsed in recent years, they all still have significant name value and tradition) or to a hotbed of hot girls, like USC or Florida (and yes, this is how most 18 year-old boys think, like it or not). Arkansas is known for neither (this is not a knock against the women in Fayetteville. I've been there, and the co-eds are lovely. But anyone who thinks they can really compare to the women in Southern California or Florida is only fooling themselves). Successful coaches know this, and they know recruiting to Arkansas is an uphill struggle for any talent to come from outside the state. Add to that the fact that people rarely want to walk in to clean up a mess of the magnitude of the one left behind by Petrino, and there's little room to be optimistic about Petrino's replacement.
    
I don't know where Petrino goes from here either, and I can't say that I particularly care. He'll land on his feet, I have no doubt. In two or three years, a desperate AD for a middle of the pack Big 10 or Pac-12 team will take a gamble on him- Illinois or Colorado, perhaps- and he'll take them to prominence for a few years, and then he'll leave in the middle of the night or be forced out, leaving a mess behind him for somebody else to come and clean up.
    
At the end of the day, my disappointment in what I know will be the decline of a team that I have grudgingly come to love weighs the same with my disgust at the coach who caught me with my guard down and made me feel like I could trust him; the man who put the AD in a no-win situation. This will probably blow up in that same AD's face someday, a few years of mediocre seasons will more likely than not lead to Long's eventual dismissal, because the fans and boosters have had a taste of life in the penthouse, and nobody likes being part of a riches to rags story. It's hard to pity him, though. He knew Petrino was a snake when he picked him up from the Atlanta Falcons locker room. He shouldn't be surprised that the snake eventually bit him. But he can rest easy knowing that he'll be overlooking the most ethical 7-5 team to ever grace the SEC.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The View From Down Here - Remind Me to Stay Away From Hooters

In almost 20 years in the big leagues, Chipper Jones has gone from this:






to this:


Funny.  I would have never guessed banging Hooters waitresses would do that to a guy.

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Monday, April 9, 2012

Sollywood - Saturday Night Lifeless

What happened to the edgy Saturday Night Live? The show that wasn’t afraid to break the rules and take on all authority, regardless of political party?

I only ask because they never tweak Obama at all, except for a shitty Fred Armisen impression and even then, he plays the straight role surrounded by a bunch of buffoons. I’m not expecting or wanting an Amos n Andy “looky here” routine but show some fucking balls and make fun of the guy in charge if and when it’s warranted.

SNL has no problem lampooning Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, and to a degree, Biden. And rightfully so since anyone in the public eye is fair game for satire and those provide plenty of ammo. But if you’re gonna bust balls, do it across the board. Don’t just cherry pick who you attack for political reasons. This isn’t a political gripe, since I think EVERYONE is ripe for some jokes. Obama, Hillary, Biden, Romney, Palin, everyone. 

Satire is satire, comedy is comedy, don’t hold back because you’re afraid to ruffle some feathers.

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Wait 'Til Next Year - Episode 3

In this episode, Solly and Nate discuss Opening Day Version 2.0, the etiquette for pitchers throwing at batters, and a few new MLB players making more money than the Gross National Product of many small countries.  They also read and respond to your emails.  

Enjoy!








Wait Til Next Year - Episode 3!


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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Gamer & Proud - Episode 1

From the man behind "Altaku", Chris Alt, we have the new podcast, "Gamer & Proud"

In episode 1, Chris and Jon discuss the controversial Mass Effect 3 ending, the rumors of next generation systems not playing used games, and answer the same question over and over while swimming through listener emails. Plus Chris debuts the most sad, flaccid sign off line on Flawedcast history.










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Mr. Canada's TNA Impact Recap - March 29, 2012


iMPACT Recap March 29, 2012

iMPACT is filmed before a live studio audience.

Hey Buddays!

It’s Mr Canada here with YOUR iMPACT RECAP!!, Now, cue MY theme song!!

-Maybe you remember last week when we were waiting for a decision from the Hulkster on whether or not he was going to admit to secretly running TNA.  Dixie Carter plans to find out and tell us TONIGHT!

- I guess Canada’s Shame Bobby Roode has decided to not hide in Canada till Lockdown because he’s here!  He is flanked five different guys in security uniforms that don’t match.  Bobby is here to tell you all that you might want him fired but he’s rubber and you are glue. He reminds us that he beat down Sting at Victory Road two weeks ago.  He reminds Dixie Carter that he’s got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, unless that bitch is James Storm.

-Obviously those fighting words bring out James Storm.  He comes to the ring and asks if he can be serious for a minute...  Before he gets a chance to get serious though, he gets in the way of Bully Ray who decides to destroy him.  Storm seems to be in the habit of taking on two guys at once lately (just sayin...) so tonight he’s going to fight Bobby Roode and Bully Ray, LATER!!

-Backstage Gail Kim and Madison Rayne are having a little girl time if you know what I mean.  It involves presents and a lot of hugging.  It also involves us finding out that Madison gets to fight Velvet Sky, LATER!

-Later is NOW!  Bring on the Knockouts!  Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky put on a heck of a good fight here.  Throughout the match, Madison keeps yelling something about letting the pigeons loose.  Mr Canada doesn’t really understand it but it sounds sexual so he’s not going to touch it.  This Velvet Sky is quite the talent.  She reminds Mr Canada of an older, fatter, Trish Stratus.  Velvet manages to hit her finisher and gets the pinfall victory.  Velvet wins.  After the match, once she finally catches her breath, she lets us know that she is coming for Gail!

-Backstage, Bully Ray reminds Bobby Roode who he is and that he is looking forward to kicking Storm’s ass tonight. Bobby says “You had me at hello...” then they make out for a while...

-OUTSIDE, Dixie Carter and Hulk Hogan are sitting on a park bench and trying to fight off loose pigeons if you know what I mean...  Dixie lets Hulkster know that she needs him inside her company.  She’s still mad that he didn’t leave her a piece the last time he was in charge. He says that he needs to think about it.  He usually prefers younger women.

-Video Recap time.  This edition features the break up Crimson and Matt Morgan.  It sums up why the two will be fighting, LATER!

-Kurt Angle is back stage.  He heard that Jeff Hardy called him a big cheaterpants so he lets us know that Jeff is just a big crybaby.  And also he’s a liar.  A liar liar pants on fire kind of liar.  He says that he’ll give him a rematch if he can beat Mr Anderson, LATER!

-Christy Hemme is about to introduce the next match when A-Double Austin Aries interrupts her to let us know that there is no competition left for him in the X Division so he wants to fight Bully Ray.  He wants to get involved in Storm’s two on one action later tonight.  I guess we’ll see eh?

-Things are aboot to get combustible up in here!  Matt Morgan and Crimson due battle and Crimson is going to win because he’s on a 14 month undefeated streak and ending it now would be colossally stupid, right?  Quite a physical match here.  The ending is a double count out.  Doesn’t that technically count as a loss for Crimson?  Oh My God?  I can’t believe it!  We’ve just witnessed history!  Crimson loses!! But so does Matt Morgan.  

-Joseph Park is in the production truck asking anyone if they’ve seen Abyss.  They wonder why he’s been wandering around this parking lot for three weeks and still only talked to like 10 people, counting the 7 of them.  He’ll never find Abyss at this rate eh?

-Next up, Mr Anderson takes on Jeff Hardy.  This match reminds me of a time I saw Biff Wellington take on Brian Pillman in the school gym in Medicine Hat Alberta.  Mainly because Biff was a total dick and Pillman smelled like beer and cigarettes.  But I digress eh?  The entrances take forever.  Hardy barely makes it to the ring to be honest.  Mr Canada is starting to think that an intervention is in order. Solid work in this one.  When we thought it was aboot to be a clean match, Kurt Angle comes out to help Anderson get the victory.  Pinfall Win, Mr Anderson.

-It’s Country Music Video time!  I review wrestling shows, not music videos so go watch it on Youtube eh? (PS: It Suhuhuhucked!)

-We see a hilarious interchange between EY, ODB, and a wedding planner.  What we find out from this joy of a segment is that the two crazy kids are going to get married in a Steel Cage, 3 Days before Lockdown!  I can’t wait!!

-Amazing Eric Bishoff is in the ring to tell us how exciting it is to be him.  He reminds us how it isn’t Hulk Hogan running the show secretly, it’s him running the show secretly.  Right now he wants to use Creative Control to deal with his snot-nosed punk of a son.  He gives the ungrateful bastard child a choice.  He can walk away from wrestling or he can fight Gunner.

He decides to disrespect his father by calling him dumb and telling him that he’s not going anywhere.  He is happy to fight Gunner in a cage.  Why wouldn’t he be?  It’s Gunner, eh?

-A video package shows James Storm working out in a barn for some reason.  He asks if he can be serious for a minute...  Then he waxes philosophical about his dad’s advice and something about wanting to be the world champion again.

-Slow pan on Christy Hemme.  It must be cold in the iMPACT zone...

-It’s main event match time as What’shisname Bully Ray and Canada’s Shame Bobby Roode, take on James Storm and A-Double Austin Aries.  Originally this was supposed to be a two on one match.  Now it’s a two on one and a half match.  A-Double starts things off and takes some punishment but then makes a good showing for a little guy and overcomes handicap of being a much shorter man.PUNSHOUSE.COM!! Aries finally gets the tag to Storm and it’s Superkicks for Everybody!  He hits What’shisname square in the jaw and covers him for the pin.  Victory: Storm and Aries.

-It’s time for MAIN EVENT TALKING!!  Dixie Carter is already in the ring which is good because Hogan only moves about a metre a minute so this would take forever!  I hope Hogan decides to become the GM.  It could literally be the best thing to happen to TNA Ever!  Hulk talks and talks and talks till finally STING comes out to talk.  Then he talks and talks and talks.  Then all the faces come out from the back to show their support and they talk and talk and talk.  Yes or No Hulkster?  Whatchya gonna dooooooo?!?! 
OMG HE SAID YESSSS  YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Anyway...

That happened eh? 

You can follow me on Twitter at @2hot2k, or send your questions or comments to 2hot@flawedcast.net   

Wait, what?? 

See you next week!!

 Your buddy

 MR CANADA!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Live Tweeting with the Baron - Wrestlemania 28

Hey Punshousers,  Beer Baron here and I decided to live tweet while illegally watching Wrestlemania!  You can follow me at beerbaron4life@twitter.com if you enjoy random ramblings and
grumblings!  Enjoy.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Droppin' a deuce before #WreslteMania. There's no pausing allowed.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Currently wearing my "That's Not Fair To Flair" shirt by@BShopWindow for #WrestleMania. Though, it's very fair to be in the HOF 2x! Wooooo!

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life 
@CMPunk says his addiction is wrestling.  My addiction is tacos.#WrestleMania

Another IWC Jerk ‏ @AnotherIWCJerk
 
And, yes, I just basically said that #WrestleMania is Christmas to us wrestling fans. I can't really make a better comparison.
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Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince

ASKING WHERE THE CUBAN BLOW IS
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

IT'S GO TIME! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Title match opens the show...I'm going against the odds and picking D Bryan to keep the title... #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Awesome. Daniel Bryan just YES'd! his way down the aisle! #YES#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Well that's fucking bullshit. Bryan just got squashed under 30 seconds. #NO #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

@JohnLaryngitis is wearing Brother Love's suit. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Brother Love “@BeardofMikeKnox: lol, Big Johnny dressing like Colonel Sanders, probably to troll the smarks. #WWE #WrestleMania#TeamJohnny”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I almost want to turn off my pirated feed. RT“@MondayNightFlaw: That was fucking bullshit, WWE. #wrestlemania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Orton/Kane should have gone on first. #boring #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"Viper going for the element of surprise." Rape? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Orton's so gay #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Orton had a thought...time to punt. Orton's the worst over the top actor. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Thank god that's over. Kane with the victory. didn't think Orton would lose. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I thought Orton would win. Then Kane would put him through a table to sell legit back injury. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Bryan match was bumped for this crab shit?!?! #DAMN#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I miss Cody Rhodes's old theme. IT'S ONLY SMOKE N MIRRORS!!!'#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Big Show has had some shit moments. BS. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

My prediction: Big Show captures the IC title. What then? No clue.  Cody spinning wheels with IC title. #WrestleMania #iwantwrestling

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Cody's wearing white boots. Never a good thing. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Can't wait for the next commercial. Need beer, now. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I miss Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan, and @JRsBBQ as announcers. Just realized my childhood is long gone. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Big Show with the KO punch...new IC champ...meh. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Did Big Show just kiss Gene Simmons? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Nice outfit by Beth Phoenix. Is she part Aztec? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

@fsolomon75 I'd take Mike Adamle. #AprilFools #WrestleMania

Beard of Mike Knox ‏ @BeardofMikeKnox

FUCK THIS PAY PER VIEW TIMES ONE MILLION. WORST FIRST 45 MINUTES OF #WWE #WRESTLEMANIA EVER? SURVEY SAYS YES.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

OLÉ!!! RT“@TNACreative: @WWETheBigShow ensures Tito Santana really has the worst WrestleMania record. #WrestleMania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Is Beth still injured? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

And a DANIEL BRYAN chant breaks out! #WrestleMania #YES

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

YES! YES! YES!! #YES #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Maria's outfit is channeling Finnish Great, Ludvig Borga!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"Ladies and gentlemen, Shawon Michaels and his Crazy Eye!"#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

@JRsBBQ gets the 2nd loudest pop tonight. @WWEDanielBryan with the biggest. WWE clearly knows what's best... #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

PYRO FUCKED UP FOR HBK!! SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED!#WrestleMania
 
Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
LEANING IN TO KIDMAN, EXPLAINING HOW @SHAWNMICHAELSSTILL HAS THE BEST
ASS IN OUR BUSINESS.
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David Shoemaker ‏ @AKATheMaskedMan

Shades of Castle Greyskull!
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

What HHH has done to prepare for this match? Uh, steroids?#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

BALD MAN WALKING! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

What was the #WrestleMania where the Undertaker glide down the aisle? Can't remember? Anyone?

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Jerry Lawler's got a BONER!!!! "That...was...the...most...
awesome...Entrance....EVER!! #WrestleMania
 
Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
HOLY SHIT UNDERTAKER'S ARRIVED FROM THE FUTURE!!!#WrestleMania

Zach Roberts ‏ @keepthebeat929

Nice of @RealKevinNash to loan Taker his Shredder costume.#TwitterWorldOrder
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"Carcinogenic right hands." thank you @JRsBBQ. Cole doesn't have that large of a vocabulary.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

He cut his hair?? I think Father Time cut Undertaker's hair.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

OLD SCHOOL! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"Is the Game on borrowed time?" @JRsBBQ with a joke at@WWEDanielBryan's expense. Too soon! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Jake the Snake DDT! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Vicious spinebuster on the steps! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

These shaky cameras suck! I'm not even drunk yet. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

SWEET LADY SLEDGE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"NO SLEDGE FOR YOU!" -HBK #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I smell Sweet Chin Music soon. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Or not. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

LIL NAITCH!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Oh FUCK THAT! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Taker kicked out of Pedigree & Sweet Chin Muzik! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

ZOMBIE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Taker's drooling! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

This is ridiculous! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

CROWD IS INSANE! HOW'D HE KICK OUT OF ANOTHER PEDIGREE! I SCREAMING! NEED TO PEE!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Crazy match. Taker's still undefeated. Obviously didn't think he would lose. Shit ton of standing around/laying on the canvas #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

And HBK finally gets his pyro! #WrestleMania

Craig D ‏ @CraigD89

@SethMates Hell 'n' No Sell #wrestlemania
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

The Fink! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Arn Anderson has to get back to work! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Heath Slater sounds hammered. Why is he on tv? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Hahaha, they have to come out to the RAW theme! No time for the fluff!
#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

John laurinaitis is dressed like a Southern Plantation owner!#WrestleMania

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince

TELLING KIDMAN THAT RIC FLAIR IS 63 GOING ON 83.
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Steve Austin ‏ @steveaustinBSR

I'm not understanding these backstage skits.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I thought I heard that. Fired! RT“@BeardofMikeKnox: "...Standard BARRIER Hornswoggle..." - One of the Bella Twins. #WWE#WrestleMania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

CHOSEN ONE!!! RT“@Tarago13: You are the chosen one Grab your gift now.  @DeeRuder @andrez_AB @TheFlyTyGuy @GB_Rabbit@BeerBaron4life”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

BORING! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

What's the Over/Under for people not in the WWE for next year's#WrestleMania in this 12 Man match?

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Zachary Ryder is an idiot. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Mark Henry slowly joining the celebration party! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

NUT SHOT BY EVE! #WrestleMania

carlos colon ‏ @carlitocolon

I heard sheamus and bryan tore the house down!
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I shared an elevator ride with Layla last year. She is tiny.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Alicia Fox looks like Sam Cassell #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Jericho's jacket is DEVINE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

CLAP IF YOU LOVE DYNAMO! RT“@Lagana: I loved Jericho's coat in Running Man.”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Cult of Personalty #WrestleMania #BestInTheWorld

Seth Mates ‏ @SethMates

U know what would be cool finish? Wonder if punk can somehow catch jericho on lionsault and hit GTS? #wrestlemania
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

CODEBREAKER FOR THE PIN 15 seconds! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

His men are watching Daniel Ocean. RT“@eclectik: Andy Garcia is at WrestleMania whilst getting his casino robbed #WrestleMania28”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"I AM YOUR FATHER!" -Darth Vader & @IAmJericho #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Is CM Punk really this stupid? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Double Underhook Backbreaker! They both do that move! but Jericho was first. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

MACHO MAN!! OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Crowd's kinda dead for this match. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

IT'S NOT A FUCKIN SCOOP SLAM!!! IT'S A POWER SLAM, ASSHOLE COLE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Transition into Walls of Jericho! That was awesome! Don't tap!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

2!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Crowd just woke up! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

That was an awesome sequence of trading submission holds and pin attempts. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Though that match felt very forced. Like they cut out the middle portion of it and went straight to End Game. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

DIX #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Are we really having a Brodus Clay match on #WrestleMania?!? Get this garbage off...though his Funkettes are tasty.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

What if you momma is dead? Huh? Brodus? What then?!? #asshole#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

They cut Daniel Bryan for this garbage?!? #WrestleMania

Beard of Mike Knox ‏ @BeardofMikeKnox

I HOPE BROCK LESNAR COMES OUT AND JUST DESTROYS BRODUS CLAY. #WWE #WRESTLEMANIA
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Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince

I "GET" THE BLACKS.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

More like semi-erect. RT“@SethMates: Brodus dancing with old ladies in 2012= semi-main #wrestlemania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Slap yourself, Joey. RT“@JoeyStyles: Seriously, I am dancing in thehttp://WWE.com office right now! #SombodyCallMamaStyles”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Oh, while we're on BS commercial break, make sure you follow@BeardofMikeKnox. He's doing the same thing I'm doing, but is angrier!

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

FUCK YOU P DIDDY. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

WHO?!? what the he is going on?? Who is this douchebag?#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

This rapper looks 13 and he's on heroin. EAT A SANDWICH, YOU PENCIL
NECK GEEK! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

2pac and Biggie died for this shit?!?!? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I have no clue what that idiot just rapped or said. And I'm not drunk.#WrestleMania
 
Kayfabe News ‏ @KayfabeNews
Who is this tattooed rapping fetus? #wrestlemania
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

BETTY WHITE! #WrestleMania

Brian Heffron ‏ @TheeBlueMeanie

I've taken shits bigger than MGK
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(Not) Duke Droese ‏ @DumpsterDroese

@BeardofMikeKnox Wait until #Wrestlemania 38. Four hours of dubstep.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

In the words of Vin Scully, "And the Boo Birds are upon us!" Cena gettin booed already. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

WHO'S THIS FAT SAUSAGE?!?!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

This asshole stole Randy Orton's babyoil. #WrestleMania

Alex Greenfield ‏ @alexdgreenfield

My vote is for the Brock Kills Everyone finish.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

YOU'RE ALL FIRED! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

I walked away from the tv. Is it over yet? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Bet it smells really sweaty in the crowd right about now.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Let's go Cena! Cena Sucks! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Crowd is alive for this one. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Sign: "AUSTRALIA HATES CENA" #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Spanish Announce table is so getting destroyed in this match.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

"What do we do next?" "Bear hug?" "Great!" #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Sign: "If Cena Wins We Riot" #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

2!!!!! KICKEDOUT!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Rock's playing possum! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

HE KICKED OUT!!!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Oh shit. Cena attempts....ROCK BOTTOM!!! 1...2...3...!!!!!!!!!#
WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

ROCK WINS! ROCK WINS!!! ROCK WINS!!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Final Thoughts: Well, aside from the bs D Bryan debacle, Brodus Clay awfulness, heroin rappers, a Flo Rida, bad skits...shit.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

Final Thoughts2: Taker/HHH was great for the story, CM Punk/Jericho felt rushed, Rock/Cena was good. #WrestleMania should have been better

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life

And the Spanish Announce Table survived tonight! #WrestleMania

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