Live Tweeting with the Baron - Wrestlemania 28

Hey Punshousers,  Beer Baron here and I decided to live tweet while illegally watching Wrestlemania!  You can follow me at beerbaron4life@twitter.com if you enjoy random ramblings and
grumblings!  Enjoy.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Droppin' a deuce before #WreslteMania. There's no pausing allowed.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Currently wearing my "That's Not Fair To Flair" shirt by@BShopWindow for #WrestleMania. Though, it's very fair to be in the HOF 2x! Wooooo!

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life 

@CMPunk says his addiction is wrestling.  My addiction is tacos.#WrestleMania

Another IWC Jerk ‏ @AnotherIWCJerk  

And, yes, I just basically said that #WrestleMania is Christmas to us wrestling fans. I can't really make a better comparison.
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Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
ASKING WHERE THE CUBAN BLOW IS
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
IT'S GO TIME! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Title match opens the show...I'm going against the odds and picking D Bryan to keep the title... #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Awesome. Daniel Bryan just YES'd! his way down the aisle! #YES#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Well that's fucking bullshit. Bryan just got squashed under 30 seconds. #NO #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
@JohnLaryngitis is wearing Brother Love's suit. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Brother Love “@BeardofMikeKnox: lol, Big Johnny dressing like Colonel Sanders, probably to troll the smarks. #WWE #WrestleMania#TeamJohnny”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I almost want to turn off my pirated feed. RT“@MondayNightFlaw: That was fucking bullshit, WWE. #wrestlemania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Orton/Kane should have gone on first. #boring #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"Viper going for the element of surprise." Rape? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Orton's so gay #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Orton had a thought...time to punt. Orton's the worst over the top actor. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Thank god that's over. Kane with the victory. didn't think Orton would lose. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I thought Orton would win. Then Kane would put him through a table to sell legit back injury. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Bryan match was bumped for this crab shit?!?! #DAMN#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I miss Cody Rhodes's old theme. IT'S ONLY SMOKE N MIRRORS!!!'#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Big Show has had some shit moments. BS. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
My prediction: Big Show captures the IC title. What then? No clue.  Cody spinning wheels with IC title. #WrestleMania #iwantwrestling

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Cody's wearing white boots. Never a good thing. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Can't wait for the next commercial. Need beer, now. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I miss Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan, and @JRsBBQ as announcers. Just realized my childhood is long gone. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Big Show with the KO punch...new IC champ...meh. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Did Big Show just kiss Gene Simmons? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Nice outfit by Beth Phoenix. Is she part Aztec? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
@fsolomon75 I'd take Mike Adamle. #AprilFools #WrestleMania

Beard of Mike Knox ‏ @BeardofMikeKnox
FUCK THIS PAY PER VIEW TIMES ONE MILLION. WORST FIRST 45 MINUTES OF #WWE #WRESTLEMANIA EVER? SURVEY SAYS YES.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
OLÉ!!! RT“@TNACreative: @WWETheBigShow ensures Tito Santana really has the worst WrestleMania record. #WrestleMania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Is Beth still injured? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
And a DANIEL BRYAN chant breaks out! #WrestleMania #YES

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
YES! YES! YES!! #YES #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Maria's outfit is channeling Finnish Great, Ludvig Borga!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"Ladies and gentlemen, Shawon Michaels and his Crazy Eye!"#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
@JRsBBQ gets the 2nd loudest pop tonight. @WWEDanielBryan with the biggest. WWE clearly knows what's best... #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
PYRO FUCKED UP FOR HBK!! SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED!#WrestleMania
 

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
LEANING IN TO KIDMAN, EXPLAINING HOW @SHAWNMICHAELSSTILL HAS THE BEST
ASS IN OUR BUSINESS.
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David Shoemaker ‏ @AKATheMaskedMan
Shades of Castle Greyskull!
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
What HHH has done to prepare for this match? Uh, steroids?#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
BALD MAN WALKING! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
What was the #WrestleMania where the Undertaker glide down the aisle? Can't remember? Anyone?

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Jerry Lawler's got a BONER!!!! "That...was...the...most...awesome...Entrance....EVER!! #WrestleMania

 

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
HOLY SHIT UNDERTAKER'S ARRIVED FROM THE FUTURE!!!#WrestleMania

Zach Roberts ‏ @keepthebeat929
Nice of @RealKevinNash to loan Taker his Shredder costume.#TwitterWorldOrder
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"Carcinogenic right hands." thank you @JRsBBQ. Cole doesn't have that large of a vocabulary.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
He cut his hair?? I think Father Time cut Undertaker's hair.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
OLD SCHOOL! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"Is the Game on borrowed time?" @JRsBBQ with a joke at@WWEDanielBryan's expense. Too soon! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Jake the Snake DDT! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Vicious spinebuster on the steps! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
These shaky cameras suck! I'm not even drunk yet. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
SWEET LADY SLEDGE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"NO SLEDGE FOR YOU!" -HBK #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I smell Sweet Chin Music soon. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Or not. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
LIL NAITCH!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Oh FUCK THAT! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Taker kicked out of Pedigree & Sweet Chin Muzik! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
ZOMBIE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Taker's drooling! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
This is ridiculous! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
CROWD IS INSANE! HOW'D HE KICK OUT OF ANOTHER PEDIGREE! I SCREAMING! NEED TO PEE!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Crazy match. Taker's still undefeated. Obviously didn't think he would lose. Shit ton of standing around/laying on the canvas #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
And HBK finally gets his pyro! #WrestleMania

Craig D ‏ @CraigD89
@SethMates Hell 'n' No Sell #wrestlemania
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
The Fink! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Arn Anderson has to get back to work! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Heath Slater sounds hammered. Why is he on tv? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Hahaha, they have to come out to the RAW theme! No time for the fluff!
#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
John laurinaitis is dressed like a Southern Plantation owner!#WrestleMania

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
TELLING KIDMAN THAT RIC FLAIR IS 63 GOING ON 83.
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Steve Austin ‏ @steveaustinBSR
I'm not understanding these backstage skits.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I thought I heard that. Fired! RT“@BeardofMikeKnox: "...Standard BARRIER Hornswoggle..." - One of the Bella Twins. #WWE#WrestleMania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
CHOSEN ONE!!! RT“@Tarago13: You are the chosen one Grab your gift now.  @DeeRuder @andrez_AB @TheFlyTyGuy @GB_Rabbit@BeerBaron4life”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
BORING! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
What's the Over/Under for people not in the WWE for next year's#WrestleMania in this 12 Man match?

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Zachary Ryder is an idiot. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Mark Henry slowly joining the celebration party! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
NUT SHOT BY EVE! #WrestleMania

carlos colon ‏ @carlitocolon
I heard sheamus and bryan tore the house down!
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I shared an elevator ride with Layla last year. She is tiny.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Alicia Fox looks like Sam Cassell #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Jericho's jacket is DEVINE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
CLAP IF YOU LOVE DYNAMO! RT“@Lagana: I loved Jericho's coat in Running Man.”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Cult of Personalty #WrestleMania #BestInTheWorld

Seth Mates ‏ @SethMates
U know what would be cool finish? Wonder if punk can somehow catch jericho on lionsault and hit GTS? #wrestlemania
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
CODEBREAKER FOR THE PIN 15 seconds! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
His men are watching Daniel Ocean. RT“@eclectik: Andy Garcia is at WrestleMania whilst getting his casino robbed #WrestleMania28”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"I AM YOUR FATHER!" -Darth Vader & @IAmJericho #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Is CM Punk really this stupid? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Double Underhook Backbreaker! They both do that move! but Jericho was first. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
MACHO MAN!! OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Crowd's kinda dead for this match. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
IT'S NOT A FUCKIN SCOOP SLAM!!! IT'S A POWER SLAM, ASSHOLE COLE! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Transition into Walls of Jericho! That was awesome! Don't tap!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
2!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Crowd just woke up! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
That was an awesome sequence of trading submission holds and pin attempts. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Though that match felt very forced. Like they cut out the middle portion of it and went straight to End Game. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
DIX #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Are we really having a Brodus Clay match on #WrestleMania?!? Get this garbage off...though his Funkettes are tasty.

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
What if you momma is dead? Huh? Brodus? What then?!? #asshole#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
They cut Daniel Bryan for this garbage?!? #WrestleMania

Beard of Mike Knox ‏ @BeardofMikeKnox
I HOPE BROCK LESNAR COMES OUT AND JUST DESTROYS BRODUS CLAY. #WWE #WRESTLEMANIA
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Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
I "GET" THE BLACKS.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
More like semi-erect. RT“@SethMates: Brodus dancing with old ladies in 2012= semi-main #wrestlemania”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Slap yourself, Joey. RT“@JoeyStyles: Seriously, I am dancing in thehttp://WWE.com office right now! #SombodyCallMamaStyles”

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Oh, while we're on BS commercial break, make sure you follow@BeardofMikeKnox. He's doing the same thing I'm doing, but is angrier!

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
FUCK YOU P DIDDY. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
WHO?!? what the he is going on?? Who is this douchebag?#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
This rapper looks 13 and he's on heroin. EAT A SANDWICH, YOU PENCIL
NECK GEEK! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
2pac and Biggie died for this shit?!?!? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I have no clue what that idiot just rapped or said. And I'm not drunk.#WrestleMania
 

Kayfabe News ‏ @KayfabeNews
Who is this tattooed rapping fetus? #wrestlemania
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
BETTY WHITE! #WrestleMania

Brian Heffron ‏ @TheeBlueMeanie
I've taken shits bigger than MGK
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(Not) Duke Droese ‏ @DumpsterDroese
@BeardofMikeKnox Wait until #Wrestlemania 38. Four hours of dubstep.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
In the words of Vin Scully, "And the Boo Birds are upon us!" Cena gettin booed already. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
WHO'S THIS FAT SAUSAGE?!?!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
This asshole stole Randy Orton's babyoil. #WrestleMania

Alex Greenfield ‏ @alexdgreenfield
My vote is for the Brock Kills Everyone finish.
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Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
YOU'RE ALL FIRED! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
I walked away from the tv. Is it over yet? #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Bet it smells really sweaty in the crowd right about now.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Let's go Cena! Cena Sucks! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Crowd is alive for this one. #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Sign: "AUSTRALIA HATES CENA" #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Spanish Announce table is so getting destroyed in this match.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
"What do we do next?" "Bear hug?" "Great!" #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Sign: "If Cena Wins We Riot" #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
2!!!!! KICKEDOUT!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Rock's playing possum! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
HE KICKED OUT!!!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Oh shit. Cena attempts....ROCK BOTTOM!!! 1...2...3...!!!!!!!!!#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
ROCK WINS! ROCK WINS!!! ROCK WINS!!!!! #WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Final Thoughts: Well, aside from the bs D Bryan debacle, Brodus Clay awfulness, heroin rappers, a Flo Rida, bad skits...shit.#WrestleMania

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
Final Thoughts2: Taker/HHH was great for the story, CM Punk/Jericho felt rushed, Rock/Cena was good. #WrestleMania should have been better

Beer Baron ‏ @BeerBaron4life
And the Spanish Announce Table survived tonight! #WrestleMania