Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Live Tweetin' with the Baron


Greetings and salutations, Pun's House!  I am The Beer Baron and what follows is the madness I like to call, "Live Tweetin' w/ the Baron".  I usually tweet RAW every Monday night with my insights, comments, and some general improv humor when I'm inspired to tweet.  This is the first time I've posted this to Pun's House, and hopefully not the last! 


Follow me, if you want, @BeerBaron4life



RAW 3/19/12 Beginning to End:


Hey Punshousers, Beer Baron here and usually every Monday Night I live tweet RAW. You
can follow me at beerbaron4life@twitter.com if you enjoy random ramblings and grumblings!
Enjoy.


CM Punk is going through The Jericho Obstacle. Hopefully not like how the Shockmaster goes through them. #iwantwrestling #RAW


Jericho with the sister jokes! Up next: Yo Momma Jokes!#iwantwrestling #RAW


Don't forget Step 9!!! Step 9!!! #iwantwrestling #RAW #Seinfeld


I didn't hear what CM Punk just said, as it was censored. "...and I'll beat it out of you." Obviously he said...Jericho's full of shit #RAW


Big Show's tight look awful with that poop colored camouflage.#iwantwrestling #RAW


If Cody Rhodes really wanted to show a Big Show embarrassing moment: the infamous WCW monster truck battle vs Hogan#iwantwrestling #RAW


Why Big Show would ever go to the 2nd rope for offense is beyond me. #iwantwrestling #RAW


Cody Rhodes channeling the Ghost of the Big Bossman! Show is handcuffed to the ropes.  Time to serve hard time! #iwantwrestling#RAW


A show called Duck Dynasty? Is every hillbilly getting a show in America? Sad thing is, idiots
will watch it. #iwantwrestling #RAW


Oh good, @DavidOtunga is on #RAW. It's been a week since I asked him about rulings on Bird Law. May not be his specialty.


Santino power-walks the ropes better than most of the diva division.#iwantwrestling #RAW


Not even Teddy Long's awful G dancing could brighten that last segment


So Cody Rhodes has been Vega and now Balrog. Can't wait for his Sagat phase. #Raw


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Fuck the hulk hogan grasshopper dick #teamsheikie


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The tim tebow now become the jew after the jesus turn heal on him?#teamsheikie


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Lord Tensai?!? He just stole Hakushi's gimmick! Is there nothing safe in this world anymore?!? #iwantwrestling #RAW


Rock with a Always Sunny in Philadelphia mention! #iwantwrestling#RAW


Shane Douglas is confirmed to be a part of "Team Johnny". Or he will be, when he figure out
which Target he's working at.


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So Lord Tensai = Albert. Great. #iwantwrestling #RAW


YES! YES! YES! YEESSSSS!!!! #iwantwrestling #RAW


Nice to see the teleprompter in @TheRock shades. #RAW#BushLeague


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Well Zachary Ryder certainly recovered from his broken back/neck/whatever in record time
to have a match 2night.#WeAreWrestling #RAW


Label Lock for the tapout. #YES #YES #YES!!! #RAW


AJ Lee is very cute. Boner Alert! #WeAreWrestling #RAW


Somebody's Goin Get Their Ass Kicked...Mark Henry Walkin'!#WeAreWrestling #RAW


When Mark Henry leaves the WWE after Wrestlemania, I will get his shirt on closeout. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


Damnit. Randy Orton and David Otunga used all the body oil, now the entire WWE roster has to dry fuck Kelly Kelly.


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Rock just Rock Bottomed Mark Henry...to say he can or maybe cause Vince told him to bury
Henry. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


I love @MondayNightFlaw rendition of the #RAW theme song. All jibberish. #WeAreWrestling


A diva tag match at Wrestlemania. Oh yes, that'll put butts in seats.#WeAreWrestling #RAW


Miz with the King Kong Bundy reference. #5count #WeAreWrestling#RAW


Too many Limes...Miz now fighting the unbeatable Sheamus.#WeAreWrestling #RAW


If I could change the Wrestlemania card, I'd have Miz vs Orton and Kane vs Ryder. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


Or Orton/Ryder vs Kane/Miz. Win win with that combo. Ryder gets the rub by teaming with Orton. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


If one of my friends drove 900 miles for a Taco Bell taco, I'd punch him in the face & immediately unfriend him. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


"@BeerBaron4life: A diva tag match at Wrestlemania. Oh yes, that'll put butts in seats. #WeAreWrestling #RAW" It's already sold out, bro.


@WWEKatieVick not at my house...


"My name...is...Randy Orton?" Randy Orton as Ron Burgundy.#WeAreWrestling #RAW


Jack Swagger's haircut makes him look like a big fancy Nazi.#WeAreWrestling #RAW


Disco Fever, again? RT“@JoseCanseco: A mirror ball would complete me”


Solid dropkick by Ziggles. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


HHH with the Tombstone. Dick. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


@JoelyRKO21 it only makes sense. Especially cause Ryder wasn't out with a legit injury.


HBK blabbed for a bit buying Taker enough time to get to Gorilla Position.


Sorry Taker! Times up! You took too much time walking to the ring! HHH's music hits...


Have there really been 24 Hell in a Cell matches? Damn, I had no idea it was that high. #WeAreWrestling #RAW


Lots of silent longing stares back and forth in this main event promo. Is this a Brokeback Mountain promo? #WeAreWrestling #RAW


HBK smiling at the end was pretty funny. That was boring.#WeAreWrestling #RAW


Final thought bout Taker/HHH. In a perfect world HBK should be in it for a Triple Threat Hell in a Cell. Oh well.

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